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they beat my ass on the new american gladiators but aren't gonna show the footage because they said there was no "entertainment value" in what went down that day

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi! Not at all. I made this with the Edits app on my iPhone, the one by IG or whatever. And then I used this option in the caption styles and you can use the color wheel and other stuff to customize it. Sorry if any of that was too much, or not enough, information :)
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You would never in 100 years guess who Tiffany Pollard, national treasure, incorrectly guesses here. Clip in reply
“In 1992, who won an Oscar for playing a cannibal named Hannibal?”
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re not gonna believe what happened today
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apologies readers, I think I just make stupid videos now
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a terrible time at Jurassic Park-Toledo!!
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reminder to hold on to your physical media
Reddit post: “So I sold my copy of Lego Marvel 2013 years ago but now I'm wondering what happens when you skydive off the Helicarrier as Professor X? Can't find it on Google or YouTube.”
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
After years of grainy video, this is the best footage we have of him yet. Urban legend my ass.
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Great news! I finally escaped the NFT my old techbro boss locked me in like I was General Zod. It was cold and I missed my family!
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
here’s a little video i posted on the other dozen apps 🤗
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Watching a line cook, a hostess, and the manager do cocaine in the walk-in while his recon person loses a fight at the pool table
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what the fuck Parker
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My latest for Palette Swap!
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Before they were The California Raisins, they were….
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Underrated album
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Well, everyone knows that eggs do not lay eggs. What this book presupposes is… maybe they do?”
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
George Lucas and those Hanson boys
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🤔 🤔
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
fuck it who even cares anymore
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Hey, quit hogging that wonderful electricity bill!"
couple dumb fuckers in a promo pic pretending that a Consumers Energy bill is a funny Marmaduke or something
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
was looking for Charles Barkley clips but aw what the heck
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Give the Miami Dolphin its little helmet back please
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"You think I could trouble you fer another glass of that there Cheetoh juice, feller?"
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Gonna chokeslam the guy that’s interviewing me
Job posting for an undertaker
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“You see Ben Stiller over there? Larry David? I’m gonna watch the next round with those guys.”
Taylor Swift at the Cavs/Knicks game with Travis Kelce
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We do this for hours at a time
George, dog, left, staring at Mark, guy, right 

There’s no telling who will break first
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wrote this for Palette Swap! This poor guy
"I'm not trying to complain," said Seth Hogan, a Foot recruit that recently passed the trial and was issued his mask. "It's been
really great so far, but I just haven't been able to figure out this direct deposit stuff.
One of my emails said that I could activate it through my portal, but I never got anything about how to login to my portal. I asked Tatsu, and he just kicked me in the throat and warned me about letting my guard down. Fair point, Tatsu, but I really need to get this direct deposit set up."
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
wonder how this guy’s doin today
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This was advertised to me on my smart tv and brought me more joy than anything I’ve watched on it in a month
*inhales*


Tall and Thick Man Run: Funny
3D Runner Game with Shape ...
Let's Play this Tall and Thick Man Run, this runner game is the amazing and challenging run race game. As you know, nothing is more fun than Tall and Thick Man Run! In Tall and Thick Man Run game your goal is to become the tallest man by shape morphing and get taller man and tallest man in world. It's your turn now to be the tallest man in world, will you be the Tall man and stronger man or short man and thick man? Join one of the running game, which will dispel your boredom and keep your man very tallest in all tall man run games. come and play now!
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For the price of your morning latte, you could’ve bought an ounce of legal weed in the beautiful state of Michigan
An ad that reads

“HOT PRICE
CHEAPEST OZ IN THE STATE!
$$4.99
PREPACKED OUNCE!!!”
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the levels of bombing on display require safety goggles to stare at
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Prolly gonna wear my Mark Roebuck shirt and Mark Roebuck necklace to the thing this weekend
Dave Chappelle honestly doing the thing I said
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Peak pro wrestling was in the early 90s when Sargent Slaughter defected and got really into Iraq and then Hulk Hogan had to hit him in the head with a steel chair until he loved America again.
Sgt Slaughter and the homies burning in hell but they’re cool with it Sgt Slaughter apparently a decorated Iraqi sgt now Sean Mooney interviewing Sgt Slaughter in the same spot he was probably interviewing The Bushwhackers 20 minutes prior Sgt Slaughter school portrait I think
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
lmao he just dies I think
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
DID YOU KNOW: The script for ‘The Godfather’ called for Vito to eat the cat like an apple, establishing his violent and dominant nature early in the film?? However, Brando hit it off with the cat on set, and the scene was changed on the fly.
Godfather & cat
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not interested in crypto I got my own thing going on
A bunch of Beavis and butthead uh gold bars that look like dollar bills?
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
LIVE NOW
KTLA 5 News at 1

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Then the picture is Jerry Seinfeld wearing big stupid glasses
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Godzilla Minus Fun (1998)
Cover of the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie 🥱
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until
You Die

By Mark Roebuck
October 29, 2018
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I wish this was the vibe of the Mario movies
Michael Cera, in a red hat, jumping across a gap of some sort. Low danger, but very impressive.
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