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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur

@markripley.com
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Fractional CTO. I help tech startups scale. Making games since 1981, 200+ published titles. Solo indie dev. LinkedIn: markripley.net YouTube: www.youtube.com/@grumpyoaf Indie: wearedinosaurs.uk | bonk.ooo

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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 29/09/2026
So after all that palava, the Falmouth bomb has been detonated. I've had more explosive farts. Still, glad it's all sorted.
Pathetic spurt of seawater produced by bomb detonation.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 29/09/2026
iPhone 17, 18...and 19 probably.
Three identical old ladies, each wearing the same dress.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 14/09/2026
I've written a book.
Parody O'Reilly programming book, offering a guide to transitioning to plumbing as a career.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 11/09/2026
...and 7 years ago I was hanging out with film crews and famous people.... This was the film set containing co-founder Matt Spall, Ian Livingstone and Eddie Marsan, as we filmed the sequences for Deathtrap Dungeon. This was someone's front room, in a warehouse apartment somewhere in London.
Film set containing co-founder Matt Spall, Ian Livingstone and Eddie Marsan, as we filmed the sequences for Deathtrap Dungeon.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 04/09/2026
"Only on RentStation" - PlayStation parody.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 17/08/2026
Ooh get me, I've installed WhatsApp. I'll be on TikTok next at this rate.
Old man skateboard meme.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/08/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 12/08/2026
Decided to add dissolving platforms via a neat material function trick I found. There's no other players in there so there's no action or real gameplay, but I just wanted to show off the platform :)
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 12/08/2026
Count Binface - the early years.
Man with box on his head.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 07/08/2026
Mockup of SimCity, modified to include Data Centre as a Disaster.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 31/07/2026
Phew! Multi map support is in, just got to make a map selection GUI now. Up to 10 players, on an island in the sky, each with 25 coins. Bonk a player for some coins, or bonk them off the edge for all their coins. Player with most coins wins.
Bonk game logo.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 27/07/2026
Whilst I've been recovering I've been trying to coax my brain into action by learning UEFN and Verse - a language so unlike any other. The game's a cross between a Mario Party game, Smash Bros, and Worms. Totally silly. Bonkers, even ;) I'll release an island code when it's ready.
Bonk game logo. "BONK!" text on top of a multicoloured splat, on a purple background.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 17/07/2026
"Welcome to the bathroom. A dog will be with you shortly."
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 17/07/2026
Oof! From the days when I was properly grumpy. Mind, spending all day making iPhone 1 games with XCode can do that to a person.
Facebook post from 17 years ago, bemoaning the popularity of Peggle.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 15/07/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 11/07/2026
Before everyone and his dog ran a games outsourcing company, 20 years ago I was busy doing it halfway up a mountain on a Greek island. The team were spread from South America, to UK, to Vietnam! Clients were mostly American. Anyway, here's an insight into what life was like at Effervescing Elephant
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 10/07/2026
I wonder if David Darling ever did find his marbles.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 02/07/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 28/06/2026
Still needed, 10 years on.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 26/06/2026
I bet they wished they'd taken my advice....
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 25/06/2026
As many of you know I'm currently going through chemo, to mop up any stray cells the surgery didn't remove. Just tablets, but 12x 500mg a day. First round was fine, bit tired towards the end but otherwise uneventful. Second round, complete hell.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 13/06/2026
Reminded me of this:
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 12/06/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 08/06/2026
Uh oh.
Profile viewers: 666
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 31/05/2026
Letter apologising to Nintendo for overreacting to their Switch 2 price increase, in light of the whopping increases made by Sony and Valve.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 31/05/2026
Reminds me of this....
Cartoon rabbit wearing headphones where human ears would be.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 26/05/2026
True story.
Facebook post from 5 years ago: "Viewing a house. Same old until the vendor says “you’ve seen the neighbour with the tigers, haven’t you?”.
Sure enough, the neighbour has tigers in his back garden. You can see them; a yellow one and a white one. Real, live, man-eating tigers.
No second viewing there!"
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 25/05/2026
Here's the full list, if you're curious!
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 25/05/2026
Eek, that's 35 games on 18 platforms....
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 22/05/2026
Who's old enough to remember email...?
Facebook post from 14 years ago: "The Americans have woken up, and the email assault begins."
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 20/05/2026
An old classic from HSBC UK.
Visited HSBC - the "International Bank" - to finalise opening a business account. As part of this, I have to provide a utility bill to prove my address in Corfu. HSBC - the "International Bank" - refused to accept this, because...
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...it's written in Greek. <facepalm>
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 19/05/2026
"Why the f*ck does Ian Beale not have a son called Batmo?"
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/05/2026
Yum.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/05/2026
It's record fair day in Derry again. Brunch in "soup and potatoes" place, then a wander around Derry itself, then the yummy coffee and cake place. One street made me giggle. One side was Irish pub after Irish pub. The other had a shop selling every Virgin Mary imaginable followed by a sex shop.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/05/2026
Leaked image of new Apple EV.
EV on its roof, with charging cable underneath; reminiscent of Apple Magic Mouse.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/05/2026
The fate of MMORPGs (and perhaps AAA games) was long foretold.
Facebook post from 2010: "Downloaded D&D Online. Waited whilst it installed, updated, restarted, updated some more, then ultimately started. Whereupon I found it was shit."
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 12/05/2026
Facebook post from 10 years ago:

Now, I'm not saying the office walls are thin, but I just let out a burp so loud and explosive that it caused the woman in the office next door to fall off her chair. (Or she's dead - I'm not sure, there was a loud thump, anyway).

I'm a living, breathing sonic boom!

Comment: Ah, I can hear voices coming from next door. She's still alive.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 11/05/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 10/05/2026
Then when the Steam royalty payment comes in....
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 10/05/2026
Day 450....
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 02/05/2026
Thought I'd give this Claude Code thing a spin, as everyone seems to be raving about it. Splurged £18 for the Pro version. Pointed it at a simple one-java-file applet game. Hmm.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 02/05/2026
Mandelbrot leaf!
Leaf on the ground with the classic Mandelbrot image embedded within its surface.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 24/04/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 20/04/2026
This picture of Manchester appeared in my Facebook Memories from 14 years ago. Look - no skyscrapers!
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 16/04/2026
Is it identity theft when the victim has the same name as you?
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 14/04/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 03/04/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 28/03/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 26/03/2026
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 22/03/2026
An old post from 11 years ago, showing press reviews in the Daily Mirror and Telegraph of "Headcaster", an app we made whilst I was CTO at Headcast Lab.
Scan of app review from Daily Mirror.Scan of article from Daily Telegraph.
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