Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 22hI know everyone is talking about Man City but what is getting me now is the scale of organised cheating they did over many years. It’s not a case of just an isolated incident it is systematic, I can only compare it to the level of cheating Lance Armstrong did where it was so organised. 130
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car 170
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thousands of illegal ghost plates on cars revealed by new camerasstatic.klipy.comSchnorbitz Bernie WintersALT: Schnorbitz Bernie Winters 120
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it’s after 5pmstatic.klipy.comCongratulations StoicALT: Congratulations Stoic 000
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fridaystatic.klipy.comBootsy Collins: Party Horn, Let's Celebrate!ALT: Bootsy Collins: Party Horn, Let's Celebrate! 180
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At my comp it was decided that we would have a school “rave” rather than a disco with predictable results. Not only was there booze but somebody got a whole load of acid tabs. Several of my mates had bad trips and a lot were clearly spaced out. The school assembly after has gone into school lore. 280
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have 2 school assembly stories. First one from primary school where all the boys pulled into an assembly and Mr Booth come straight out with it and said “One of you boys has crapped on the toilet floor and we are going to find out who did it.” 250
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The weekend I managed to convert a cheap Aldi jigsaw to work on the Makita battery system. 160
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saturdaystatic.klipy.comCapybara Riding AlligatorALT: Capybara Riding Alligator 141
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have a hankering to watch Carry On Dick. Wonder if I can stream it from somewhere? 210
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fridaystatic.klipy.comCarlton Dance Fresh PrinceALT: Carlton Dance Fresh Prince 030
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thursdaystatic.klipy.comThe Prisoner Rings the BellALT: The Prisoner Rings the Bell 020
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know what a MoD site out of the way near a little village be perfect for? A young offenders institution. 220
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We’ve held a village referendumstatic.klipy.comThe Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!ALT: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ! 1120
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran is a wanker. In other news the sky is blue and bears deficate in woodland. 040
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Are people really pissed off that schools have been told they can’t stuff kids with deep fried food and shove sugary shit down their throats each and every day? Chips can be air fried, ice cream isnt the only dessert and guess what? You can feed your kids whatever rubbish you desire back at home. 180
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What’s it like inside your head?static.klipy.comFather Dougal's Reality DreamsALT: Father Dougal's Reality Dreams 010
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 weeks ago at Porthtowen my partner, mother of our son was rescued by the RNLI when she got caught in a rip. I could not even see her in the water, this was terrifying as I could do nothing. So you can imagine my sheer rage at these cunts calling RNLI “traitors” for just saving people. 1244
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If people are injured and vehicles damaged it’s not a protest, it’s a riot. 032
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mondaystatic.klipy.comThe Prisoner TV Series Intro SceneALT: The Prisoner TV Series Intro Scene 020
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Falklands again is becoming a hot potato. I heard somebody say “why don’t we ask the Islanders if they are happy being British?”. Well funnily enough they were in a referendum in 2013… 99.8% voted to stay British. 120
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Reform are corrupt load of cunts? Shocked I tell you! 080
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wednesdaystatic.klipy.comWhat A Prick SpacedAlt: Tim Bisley from Spaced saying “What A Prick” behind the counter of a comic book shop. 050
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title Hippy goes into space and does some gardening. 2120
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly has gone. Universe has just got darker and colder. 1100
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Stop calling unlicensed motorbikes “illegal e-bikes”. The UK law is clear on what a pedal assist bicycle is, outside of that it’s an illegal motorbike youtu.be/NEuvgekjO44?...youtu.beI Tried An Illegal E-Bike And It Blew My MindYouTube video by Global Cycling Network 170
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Please be good. Please be good. Please be good. youtu.be/I0YWGgZBiYc?...youtu.beThe Bluey Movie | Official Teaser Trailer 🎈 | In Theatres 2027YouTube video by Bluey - Official Channel 040
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My partner and her friend got rescued swimming today by the RNLI lifeguards from a sudden rip at Porthtowen. Luckily they were swimming between the flags so were spotted straight away. I am so thankful to the RNLI and this is why they say swim between the flags. 0130
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Not a big new telly person but I really enjoyed Ann Droid, Diane Morgan is great. I hope it has a 2nd series. 010
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026There’s been a lot of sad deaths recently, but also some terrible people have croaked so the universe does try to even things out. 180
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When I do gigs now I will be having a no perv glasses policy. I don’t mind people videoing me or even a cheeky Shazam to find a tune (although they could just ask me?) but clandestinely filming me and the audience is just creepy. 170
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Bloke busking in Truro sounds like Frank Sidebottom and I’m enjoying it. 182
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Well done Le Pub in Newport, Wales. I hope these signs become the norm and wearing pervert glasses in certain places is made socially unacceptable. #LePub #AntiMETA #Newport #Wales 1173
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I try not to be too political but feel I have to share this & comment. This is what they are like with a tiny bit of control, imagine if they got control of the country? They spout the idea of freedom but the reality is they would look to crush free speech and expression that they don’t approve of. 150
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m not an economist or a businessperson so can somebody explain to me how a water company can’t sell enough water without having to resort to loans to keep operating? Also if water companies are not capable surely that means they should be in public hands? 130
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026So Mark what are you doing in your precious lunchtime minutes? I be welding up wishbones for my tilting reverse trike project. 020
Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Verify my age? I have peas in my freezer older than some people I work with. 070