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Mark Pitt

@markpitt.bsky.social
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#Cornwall based BI, Cloud and ARM firmware developer. Designer of PITT CC FLWR MIDI controller/sequencer. Noisy musician. Collector of #vinyl records and occasional #DJ. Retro computer collector and restorer. Stanley’s dad! He/Him #UTV

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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 22h
I know everyone is talking about Man City but what is getting me now is the scale of organised cheating they did over many years. It’s not a case of just an isolated incident it is systematic, I can only compare it to the level of cheating Lance Armstrong did where it was so organised.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Patrick McGoohan as No6 in the Prisoner driving the iconic Caterham 7 car KAR120C
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thousands of illegal ghost plates on cars revealed by new cameras
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Schnorbitz Bernie Winters
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it’s after 5pm
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Congratulations Stoic
ALT: Congratulations Stoic
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday
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Bootsy Collins: Party Horn, Let's Celebrate!
ALT: Bootsy Collins: Party Horn, Let's Celebrate!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At my comp it was decided that we would have a school “rave” rather than a disco with predictable results. Not only was there booze but somebody got a whole load of acid tabs. Several of my mates had bad trips and a lot were clearly spaced out. The school assembly after has gone into school lore.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have 2 school assembly stories. First one from primary school where all the boys pulled into an assembly and Mr Booth come straight out with it and said “One of you boys has crapped on the toilet floor and we are going to find out who did it.”
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
Father Ted Crilly, a clean shaven middle aged priest with grey hair in a black jacket and white dog collarFather Dick Bryne, a clean shaven middle aged priest with grey hair in a dark sparkly jacket and white dog collar. He is smiling and giving the V sign with his fingers.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The weekend I managed to convert a cheap Aldi jigsaw to work on the Makita battery system.
Blue Aldi “FERREX” branded jigsaw power tool with battery converter for Makita batteries Blue Aldi “FERREX” branded jigsaw power tool with battery converter for Makita batteries with Makita battery attached.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Capybara Riding Alligator
ALT: Capybara Riding Alligator
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Dave @davedeadfool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a hankering to watch Carry On Dick. Wonder if I can stream it from somewhere?
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday
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Carlton Dance Fresh Prince
ALT: Carlton Dance Fresh Prince
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thursday
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The Prisoner Rings the Bell
ALT: The Prisoner Rings the Bell
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know what a MoD site out of the way near a little village be perfect for? A young offenders institution.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum
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The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
ALT: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reads news, shakes head, wants to go back to bed.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a wanker. In other news the sky is blue and bears deficate in woodland.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are people really pissed off that schools have been told they can’t stuff kids with deep fried food and shove sugary shit down their throats each and every day? Chips can be air fried, ice cream isnt the only dessert and guess what? You can feed your kids whatever rubbish you desire back at home.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Too much politics make my brain hurt!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Father Dougal's Reality Dreams
ALT: Father Dougal's Reality Dreams
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 weeks ago at Porthtowen my partner, mother of our son was rescued by the RNLI when she got caught in a rip. I could not even see her in the water, this was terrifying as I could do nothing. So you can imagine my sheer rage at these cunts calling RNLI “traitors” for just saving people.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If people are injured and vehicles damaged it’s not a protest, it’s a riot.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday
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The Prisoner TV Series Intro Scene
ALT: The Prisoner TV Series Intro Scene
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Falklands again is becoming a hot potato. I heard somebody say “why don’t we ask the Islanders if they are happy being British?”. Well funnily enough they were in a referendum in 2013… 99.8% voted to stay British.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reform are corrupt load of cunts? Shocked I tell you!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wednesday
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What A Prick Spaced
Alt: Tim Bisley from Spaced saying “What A Prick” behind the counter of a comic book shop.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title Hippy goes into space and does some gardening.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly has gone. Universe has just got darker and colder.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Image shows a solar powered video camera that was on top of a post with the caption “people are waking up”. Below it is a locked icon and the text “This post has been removed. It looks like it does t follow our Community Standards”
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stop calling unlicensed motorbikes “illegal e-bikes”. The UK law is clear on what a pedal assist bicycle is, outside of that it’s an illegal motorbike youtu.be/NEuvgekjO44?...
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I Tried An Illegal E-Bike And It Blew My Mind
YouTube video by Global Cycling Network
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Please be good. Please be good. Please be good. youtu.be/I0YWGgZBiYc?...
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The Bluey Movie | Official Teaser Trailer 🎈 | In Theatres 2027
YouTube video by Bluey - Official Channel
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My partner and her friend got rescued swimming today by the RNLI lifeguards from a sudden rip at Porthtowen. Luckily they were swimming between the flags so were spotted straight away. I am so thankful to the RNLI and this is why they say swim between the flags.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not a big new telly person but I really enjoyed Ann Droid, Diane Morgan is great. I hope it has a 2nd series.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bond villain, wrong answers only
Mr Tumble, brightly dressed children’s TVs presenter with painted red nose, huge red silk bow tie and shiny blue waistcoat with yellow stars printed on.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There’s been a lot of sad deaths recently, but also some terrible people have croaked so the universe does try to even things out.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How I appear to my followers
Ian McShane with a dog on his lap, hiding his bits 
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Infantino resigned?
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When I do gigs now I will be having a no perv glasses policy. I don’t mind people videoing me or even a cheeky Shazam to find a tune (although they could just ask me?) but clandestinely filming me and the audience is just creepy.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bloke busking in Truro sounds like Frank Sidebottom and I’m enjoying it.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well done Le Pub in Newport, Wales. I hope these signs become the norm and wearing pervert glasses in certain places is made socially unacceptable. #LePub #AntiMETA #Newport #Wales
Signs put up in Le Pub, Newport, Wales to make it clear Meta pervert glasses can’t be worn there.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I try not to be too political but feel I have to share this & comment. This is what they are like with a tiny bit of control, imagine if they got control of the country? They spout the idea of freedom but the reality is they would look to crush free speech and expression that they don’t approve of.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jennifer Finch, shit. Too fucking young.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France are fighting like beavers!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m not an economist or a businessperson so can somebody explain to me how a water company can’t sell enough water without having to resort to loans to keep operating? Also if water companies are not capable surely that means they should be in public hands?
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well done lads for getting us to the semi finals.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How boringly predictable.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
GET IN!
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So Mark what are you doing in your precious lunchtime minutes? I be welding up wishbones for my tilting reverse trike project.
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Mark Pitt @markpitt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Verify my age? I have peas in my freezer older than some people I work with.
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