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Mark O’Shea

@markoyaaaay.bsky.social
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this things I believe Perth, Western Australia

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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A mass complacency event, it needs to be studied. Fans were counting their money before they left the table and the players got caught up.
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck me this game is stressful. A classic. Freo fans must be in a cortisol storm
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I say this while watching my first football game of 2026
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I say this as sort of lapsed West Coast fan. Their fans are assholes and they make it all hard to love
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really hope Freo win, their fans are fun and that port town is one of my favourite places on earth
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kylie. Still got it
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw a dog with a collar that said ‘My name is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone calls me Giorgio’. Immaculate
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zach Cregger is a really fun director but It’s Austin Abrams carrying that whole film on his tiny nerd shoulders. A good time at the movies 🍿
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BPay now takes 5+ working days? Pay a bill on or <5 days before due date and it will almost certainly be late and put you in arrears. It’s cool to learn how banks just delay transactions so they can make money from our money and jeopardise your shit in the process
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here’s me mate Nick McKim telling Hughsey to garn get fucked again. Enjoy. 😁
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not sure if this is a new type of guy but it’s definitely something
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is CommBank right now, after being exactly this way yesterday then briefly resolving overnight
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What the hell is going on with the entire banking system in Australia. Constant crashes, outages, transaction failures, delays. Osko and FastPay breaking down sporadically. CommBank, NAB, Westpac, Bendigo, BankWest. Fucked
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Waiting Mode: The Year
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would be so fucking embarrassed if I was this bad this often at keeping my promises. This isn’t one person this is almost everyone this year and I cannot begin to understand what’s happening
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
2026 is going to send me insane. People’s refusal/inability to do what they say they are going to do or to keep to a time and a place and then just fucking disappear from comms is melting my brain, day after day. I no longer understand the plot to my own life
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t know where it fits in their discography or even their identity but I think I might love it. It’s a real swing.
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
new Strokes is a beautiful leap somewhere, I’m not sure where, that keeps getting better on every listen. I didn’t love it on first pass but I knew I wanted to listen to it again, and that is always a good sign
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
choke on your sherry bitch
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sounds horrendous. Is incredible. A vodka gazpacho sorbet with grissini stick at Bar Planet in Newtown
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
places that couldn’t be anywhere else are my favourite places
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sometimes you just hit a place at the right time. It was so nice in there today
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is all extremely pleasant so far
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
‘tis
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
she always sounds like she’s gonna fucking cry
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every time I think I’m too cynical about banks I realise I’m not cynical enough, to an almost comical degree. Their algorithms are so heavily stacked to ensure their floating asset pool of other people’s money remains as large as possible all the time.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
asked my extremely Greek friend about The Odyssey and he — get this — doesn't care
me: how are you enjoying all the manosphere chuds being mad no one in The Odyssey is Greek

my friend: People are also annoyed with the historical anachronisms despite homer including tons of historical anachronisms

Like we dont even know if "homer" was an actual (one singular) person, we don't even know *which trojan war* he's describing

So its a buncha dipshits mad that a story from 2800? years ago about a (maybe) real story passed down for at least? 800 years before his time? Has *lost something in translation between media*

Goddamn bro, good eye. Fuck, never woulda noticed

When we track down some bronze age fuckin Mycenaeans speaking a version of greek zero modern humans can even make sense of, even homer

Well let the bros know and remake the movie
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I recently had a breach of terms case with the public sector in Australia and they admitted managers and recruiters were allowed to use AI to screen cover letters and eliminate candidates. I said that was unfair and lacked transparency. I lost of course 🙃
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Paraic Hegarty @paraichegarty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my.uplift.ie/petitions/su...
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Support Ireland’s monitoring of Germany’s “show trial” against the Ulm 5!
I just signed this petition, calling on the Irish govt to send legal observers and demand a just trial of the Ulm 5 in Germany. Will you add your name?
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What a week. Bad bad bad bad bad, then (possibly) good
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
goading interstellar bodies…I did not know we could do that 🤩
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
going even more insane. Cannot get through on phone despite being on hold all morning, they won’t reply in app. Cunts at NAB will not let me have my money
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
we can credit the Baja Blast for the goal
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game looks, sounds, feels like I should be asleep
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is muppet abuse
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
oh fuck off Sudeikis
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
what is going on
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the answer to how much tackier can this get is ‘a lot’
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christ 😩
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it got ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ from Lucy Mangan in The Guardian and I feel I need to talk to her now
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot summarise this show any better than this. I am still watching it so I can only conclude I hate myself in previously undiscovered ways 👍🏼
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love living above the highest functioning stoners in history. Just regular guys and girls. The only noise we hear is the grinding and they don’t hear any of our noises. The mutual civility is off the charts
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill, you brought Joy.
Sam Neill as Hec in Hunt For The Wilderpeople, sitting with his dog and being surly
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A miltary flyover and fans dressed as hulk hogan, I hope Belgium put 5 on them
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The only thing I want to hear when I’m on hold is where I’m at in the queue. I don’t need 2 mins of disclaimers before I even get to the menu or you advertising other features of your service or business while I wait. The endless advertising onslaught of modern life is exhausting
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So embarrassing to sing for a king
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Had the misfortune to meet the most racist man I’ve ever come across in my life last night. He is a prison warden (shock!) who described his job to me, a complete stranger, as ‘a zookeeper of primates’. Heaven knows how he treats inmates behind closed doors if he talks like that in public. Sick fuck
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
so much of this comp is so gross yet the teams and the games have been brilliant and this will absolutely be misrepresented by FIFA and the USA
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s like Wormtongue and Saruman
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Mark O’Shea @markoyaaaay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
These fucking ad breaks
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