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Tongue first, Liam. Always tongue first.

I heard The Monster Mash this morning. It’s official. Spooky season has arrived.

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Let’s pick the nastiest two and go.

Is that that Suella Braverman twat? Very typical- now that I made it through the door, let’s slam it and lock it behind me.

I guess I’ll get up… unless you have nastier ideas.

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Yes, but not as horrified as when I accidentally like one of my own posts.

Were you a bad boy? Do you need a spanking?

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Ok, it’s only the first of October. I don’t want to hear that woman’s song yet.

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Another one for la guillotine.

Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy Fursday, kids. Say hello to my little friends.

Furry pecs ganging out of a severely shredded top.

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Quelle surprise! The most corrupt administration in American history has withdrawn from an anti-corruption group. The real surprise is that it took the Criminal-in-Chief this long to pull out.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Up or down? Which do you prefer?

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Isn’t the butt munch usually a gateway act? I know how you are.

It’s terrible finding your ear buds dead when there’s a middle aged white guy on premise who both whistles and fancies himself a rapper.

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Be aware that said hugs are conducted bare skin to bare skin and there will be ass grabbing and sack squeezing.

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You look like you need a Monday hug. Come on in.

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No lies detected. Maybe there’d be a little tooth action too.

You can look at it while you sit on my waist and manhandle the fun bags. 😈

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It wasn’t the nor’easter. It’s was me. I chopped that tree down.

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Nobody looks me in the eyes anyway

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Some, or most, of these birthdays drive to rather unfortunate names.

Names for your butthole based on your birthday

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Something tells me that there’s sausage on the menu.

I can’t decide if this is a deliberate double entendre or the product of a marketing team that’s needs to hire a gay.

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I have no clever comments this morning. I have plenty of the sleazy kind but I’m too classy.

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Only three months until Xmas.

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No! Some of you cannot be trusted with produce as it is.

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It’s been a long time since I watched it. I should watch it again. I finally read the book a year or so ago and it seemed there were quite a few differences between that and the movie.

Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I really like the neat wheel lines left behind in a freshly mowed lawn. Is that a dad thing?

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OK, but if you’re nekkid and facing the right direction I’m slobbering on that willie. Just a heads up..

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should I wrap my arms around his back and my legs around his waist as you lay on top of me? Will that help?

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well this is a blast from the past.

Young Mark before the decrepitude set in

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Are you getting spit roasted?