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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The people hurt the most by the end of mail-in voting are our deployed troops.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I easily threw up at least 100 times over the last three. This stomach bug has been awful.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

The last two games between them was great basketball.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

This is one of those things that has been at the back of my mind for decades ... parallels in the covers for the first four long-play albums by the Clash and the Replacements.

First two both have torn band photo, scrawled pink band name
Second albums are copies of a retro design from 2 decades before
Third albums have black and white band images with iconic poses
Fourth album have somewhat inscrutable architectural imagery, with the band members smaller and a little hard to distinguish

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I was in 1st grade the first time I read the name Dick Butkus in a book. I couldn't stop laughing. I haven't matured much since then.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

How does ICE catch anyone with all that gear on?

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I told liberals to call their bluff when magas were bitching about voting machines. There is no way that guy won all 8 swing states.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The Minnesota Lynx own the WNBA.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

If he dies, Project 2025 lives on. That should be the focus.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I like women with curves. I'm skinny and two skinny people together causes some bruising.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The meanest thing I can say to my older brother is to remind him that he was born in Oklahoma.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

My oldest is a great student and a golden girl. My youngest is more complicated, but she might be smarter than her sister.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I noticed the local newscasters have gotten bigger in that department.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

That's it, you are my secret gf.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

When I was in middle school, I thought it was funny to go on people's porches and rearrange their furniture. I'd get shot doing that today.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I was trained at a young age to leave the toilet seat down. I'm also single.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

The thing I believe the least in is karma.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

There was a great rap song for kids based on "don't touch the floor it's hot lava" and I've never been able to find it again.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Colonialism at its best. That's an IPA.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I went cold turkey and just went for long walks at every hour of the day and night.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

FB memories are rough when you are divorced.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Taco Bell mild sauce was too spicy for my step-dad. He was a true Minnesotan.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

The ACAB argument gets stronger every day.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Giving away Alaska would help the Democrats. Just saying.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don't know why it is spelled that way.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don't wear a seatbelt because going through the windshield is the quickest way to avoid the danger.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

My hobbies are hiking, cycling, and bombing on #Bluesky.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I switched to the oven because I didn't have to put a shirt on.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I look terrible in pink and I would never waste a sandwich. Am I out of the Resistance?

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The Major Taylor velodrome is cool.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I'm responsible for two smart girls that will never vote fascist.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

It was a precursor to where we are.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I want to support The Shins because Albuquerque, but I find their music too whiny.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

(1998?) I went to a record store and asked what happened to the ska section. The guy behind the desk said "nobody listens to ska". That guy is a member of The Shins.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The only injury I ever cheered for was Bret Favre's. History will forgive me.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

They are going to deport the Chinese communist panda bears from the National Zoo.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I read so many books when my phone was broken.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I was bred by a gay man.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Saw some footage from war torn Ukraine and their trains are so much better than ours.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Caitlin Clark is the most overrated player since Tim Tebow, and both for the same reason.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I thought she was a dirty player in college and the race issue needs to be acknowledged.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Had huevos rancheros for breakfast. I'll be invincible while the red and green chile battle it out in my stomach.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Happy International Left-Handers Day. I have a mean left hook, but I can't take a punch.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I'm running for President on the campaign promise that I will never play golf.

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MarkHay @markhay.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Over 100 years later, we have to get everyone on the record on women's suffrage.

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