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Mark Galante

@markgalante.dev
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e.g. Developer, Manchester United, Stormers and Springboks. South African in Amsterdam.

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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 3h
Liverpool are losing 2-0 at home to a non-league team. Proper shock result, this.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 10/10/2026
Looking at the next 5 fixtures or so and you can see this season unravelling very quickly. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 10/10/2026
In all fairness to Shaw, that challenge probably reminded him of the same one in Eindhoven that arguably changed the course of his career.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 29/09/2026
I really admire their level of chutzpah by referring to this as the “opinion” of the Premier League 😂
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 28/09/2026
We didn’t need the guilty verdict to know that City are a hollow club whose success is down to an ethically questionable state buying them to cleanse their global reputation. The only thing it tells us is that these owners are also unethical in sport, too.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 20/09/2026
I genuinely thought there was a glitch with the broadcast for that own goal. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 16/09/2026
I don’t even know the solution for United right now. Taking a shot on another manager is risky. We might just need to endeavour with eating this shit sandwich. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 13/09/2026
Wasteful up front with an extra player. Gifting possession to the opponents in your own half without any pressure. You get what you deserve, eventually. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 06/09/2026
Pity take and we should’ve defended that better, but why were play past the 5 minutes? I know it’s minimal, but it felt like the ref wanted to give them one more chance.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 06/09/2026
Tarkowski should be getting his second yellow after his earlier “tackle” on Cunha. Admittedly, Dalot’s foul now should be his second yellow.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 06/09/2026
Wait, you’re allowed to go through the back of a player now? #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 30/08/2026
Newcastle United are surely upping their asking price for Lewis Hall by at least £20m. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 22/08/2026
It was an enjoyable 2 months. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 19/07/2026
Pretty disappointed at the respect offered to trump by the Spanish players after how he’s been talking about Spain, to be honest.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 19/07/2026
This final is making me excited for the third round of the UEFA Conference League qualifiers.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 11/07/2026
Maybe the second funniest assist I can remember.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 06/07/2026
Portugal’s elimination will centre on Ronaldo’s ego and Martinez’ lack of spine. Either way, time to get Bruno and Dalot back in United red.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 06/07/2026
If Spain win today, Bruno will be back in training in about 3 weeks, about 3 weeks before the league kicks off.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 05/07/2026
Elite sport is all about moments. Brazil wasted theirs. Norway capitalised. Also, it’s quite nice to watch a football match when one team isn’t looking to snap the other one in half.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 05/07/2026
Paraguay with a performance that’ll be remembered for years. Unfortunately, though, their football won’t be.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 28/06/2026
It wasn’t a pretty match but, ultimately, it wasn’t to be for South Africa. Sadly, we’re far behind the rest of the world. The players there performed valiantly, but this is in spite of the South African Football Association. Now, it’s time to back the country I live in 🇳🇱
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 25/06/2026
I’ve waited almost 34 years for this moment
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 25/06/2026
As a South African…
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 09/06/2026
Is there anything we can actually do about this joke of a World Cup? I’m sure the lucrative television contracts have been signed. People not watching won’t hurt anyone. I’m feeling pretty useless. Fuck FIFA.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 30/05/2026
When you’ve played every match this season like you’re defending a 1-goal lead in a Champions League final against PSG, it’s pretty fucking convenient when you’re busy defending a 1-goal lead in a Champions League final against PSG. #UCLFinal
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 30/05/2026
Regardless of the result tonight, Arsenal fans should be excited to know that Klopp and Pep are out of their way and they can dominate for a few years.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Jadon Sancho plays like he's a pitch invader.
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Clem @redunitedclem.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Karma is a bitch
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 10/05/2026
It will be nice to see West Ham go down with their free stadium and bubble machines.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 29/04/2026
Moment of the half.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 28/04/2026
It’s easy to forget what a unlikeable team PSG are. Incredible football team but very unlikeable.
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The January 1984 meme but it’s May 2010 and it’s about Mourinho being targeted by Perez at Real Madrid
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 19/04/2026
Assuming City win their game in hand, we’re in a situation where there’s essentially a straight goal-difference shootout for the title. Win all your games and win them well.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 19/04/2026
If Haaland goes down, it’s a slam dunk red card. If Martinez went down with DCL’s hand in his face, it’s a free-kick to United and a yellow for DCL. Players and teams are rewarded for theatrics.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 19/04/2026
Crazy to think that this relegation battle can end up being between two teams with new, modern and sizeable stadiums. Relegation for Spurs is incomprehensible in terms of the implications for them.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 04/03/2026
That defeat’s been coming for a while. Now we see what Carrick is made of: can he get us back on track or do we implode? #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 17/01/2026
Turns out that playing your best players in their best positions is a good idea. Who would’ve thought? #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 07/01/2026
"In Scala, an object and a class with the same name in the same file are called companion objects. They can access each other's private members." They can do what they want in the privacy of their own home, but not in my codebase, thank you very much 👍
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 02/10/2025
Nothing and everything surprises me with the clowns at SAFA.
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 27/08/2025
How the fuck do we manage to severely expose serial winning managers from Netherlands and Portugal? The whole "Netherlands is not on the level of the Premier League" argument falls a bit flat when you look at Slot. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 27/08/2025
🎵 “Are you Scunthorpe in disguise?” 🎵 Fair fucks to Grimsby fans. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 27/08/2025
#MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 27/08/2025
When is it going to end, Robbie? #MUFC
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
"Welcome to the Berniebeu" Bernie Sanders inspired Tifo from the Vermont Green fans at the USL League Two final vs Ballard FC. 📷: USL
Vermont Green fans at Virtue Field with a Tifo depicting Bernie Sanders with the words "welcome to the Berniebeu", a play on the name of Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 21/05/2025
I remember watching United under uncle Ralf thinking “well done, son. You’ve witnessed the worst you’ll see for a long time. It’ll only get better”. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 01/05/2025
It’ll be interesting to see how we manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #MUFC
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 16/04/2025
In case I have to fight in WWIII, I have two words for my enemies: 1. I 2. Surrender
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Mark Galante @markgalante.dev · 01/04/2025
In all fairness, I’ve seen worse from United this season. #MUFC
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