mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh sorry buddy I didn’t know this bathroom was occupied 0110
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026[Wild West] What'd you say to me, pardner? *spits on the ground* Why, you ain't nothing but a 0172
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Nothing says “don’t worry, this public bathroom is sanitary” like a dim red light 1413
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 23/03/2026They named a moving company after what I shout at the height of ecstasy 0180
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026[painstakingly transferring my bodily waste to the sink] 210517
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 01/09/2025May god have mercy on you! Something similar happened to me earlier 010
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Tell them I say hello! Also, a master class of truth in advertising 020
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Josh that is gross! Please see a gastroenterologist 170
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This Kennedy is trying to assassinate his own self 14609
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Hah! Good luck getting secrets from Hegseth. My man is a steel trap 🇺🇸 💪 0112
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Tfw you’ve been told repeatedly not to press the big red button 080
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 08/03/2025US firing, though? Well, that’s at an all-time high 🇺🇸 061
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The information from a book leaving my brain 5 seconds after I've finished reading 1342
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Wow. We’ll always remember where we were when we heard the news 4506
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Me standing outside a group of women waiting patiently to tell them happy international women’s day without interrupting 2395
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 19/01/2024*clears throat for over 12 minutes* Jason Mamotorcycle 25615
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 19/01/2024God I feel SO much better after getting all this ice out of my system 1397
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 08/01/2024Damn alright good for them, basketball is so progressive 0254
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/10/2023Am I… am I supposed to fuck this peanut butter? 1411712
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Good afternoon to everyone except Godzilla, who stomped on my car while it was parked 2171
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/05/2023Somebody told me that the Google logo looks like children’s alphabet magnets and now I can’t stop staring at it 030
