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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 36m
Forgive my scepticism, but I've seen this movie featuring your hateful, racist, entitled countrymen before. Spoiler... It doesn't end as well as it seems it might, before the October surprise.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 13h
The Nationalist Party under PW Botha in South Africa did that in South Africa in 1970s. But only for white women. It was to counter the "die swart gevaar". Tax credits for extra babies in families.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a cruel, fucked-up country. I just imagine the slave-ships that brought so many Africans to USA, shackled in their own shit, in a dark canister. And in 2026, the slave-owner descendents doing the same. Shameful.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ROFL
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a shocking development. What are the chances the team makes some sort of statement on the pitch?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ummm... Natal...?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So maybe Springboks v Wallabies in the 2027RWC ¼s? Then Springboks v All Blacks in the finals.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Isn't that what Guy Faulks said?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the latter part of the last century I had a business partner who doubled as a Christofascist (at every opportunity). I remember driving to a client with him. Trapped on a long drive. I had to listen to him telling me there were more gays because of the pill being passed into drinking water.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Or Tylenol could just pay the bribe Trump is demanding.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lots
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair: It's kinda novel to commit a war crime in front of all the nations of the world at the UN General Assembly.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The American military is a bit like the rich casino owner arriving in a jewel-encrusted Ferrari to race in a bicycle obstacle race.
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Essex On Tour @doorframe01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ve had 250 years to work on the problem. It led to now. How about you all start looking at your corrupt society and start working on a fucking solution?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To hell with you all! You'll ask forgiveness, and promise to be better. Then (perhaps) a blue mob will quail at the thought of not "healing the nation", won't get round to reversing all the damage, and a community of cousin-fucking religious bigots in a dusty corner will bring us the next Nazi.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stalin made a small pile of vomit.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In German, petrol is Benzin.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This guy is fukken bananas!
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are you still doing your DJ thang? Having only recently refound you following the great xexit a few years ago...
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Snap(ish) Wordle 1 917 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NOBODY will trust USA for a generation. A handful of bigoted, hateful, underperforming, racist bible-punchers in the Mid-West can swing agreements away from legal and moral norms every 4 years. They will do this on the basis of who spends the most on lies. What a fucked up country.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And he's also from Cape Town!
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mr Gibles, the drainage ditch rescue kitten approves Gary's pose.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But doesn't that lickspittle have parliamentary privilege, or some equally immoral lie enablement?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ummm ... How stupid are Americans? Actually, really... Is there a scale upon which hate for the other can be measured to eclipse basic comprehension? No wonder the current mob is in power. I'm not sure that this amorphous USA blob should allowed to have nuclear weapons. Safer with Iran.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Still Lake Ontario down here in South Africa.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh... Where's the catch? She turned down Trump's Medal of Freedom on two separate occasions.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I shudder to think what that POS in the Gold (construction site) House is going to say about Dolly Parton.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That looks handy.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
From my desk this morning. Also saw Cape Robin, Black Collared Barbet, and a Cardinal Woodpecker in the same branches today, from the same desk. Also assorted doves, LBJs, and a field mouse. The sky is visible in the background.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
youtu.be/dK_LbPjJi-0?... @andrebruwer.bsky.social
youtu.be
Monopoly Has a Rule Nobody Plays — And It Ruins the Game
YouTube video by sblga
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"They" can just delete shit from my Google Drive? Holy shit! New excuse for Fadiel Adams loading.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As long as it's only the white race, eh?
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well she looks like a shoo-in with USA meritocracy standards.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*23% cheaper than 30 years ago.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As luck would have it, just yesterday I drew some lines on charts. The US10Y now costs 200% more to service than it did 10 years ago. US30Y is 23% cheaper. Attached, find Molly and Blu.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well crafted!
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok. So where does the money come from to buy back the bonds / repay the debt? Or is that a question for another crisis? Beautiful Husky, by the way.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You seem to have forgotten how your particular brand of democracy works. Trump does in fact speak for all of USA. He was elected by the rules you have used for more than a century. The world is on edge because of a bunch of religious bigots, and not the ones in Iran.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But they don't have a leader that posts inanities through the night for our endless entertainment. Win some, lose sum.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
DeBeers pulled one of the biggest scams in the history of the world with fake supply restrictions to raise the price of diamonds. Vast areas of South Africa were out of bounds, lest citizens picked up unwetable pebbles on the beach.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cue that orange anal fistula calling them the Pocahontas Sisters.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When men were men, my son. We waited for the bus at 7am, in shorts in the 70s.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Milania has been practicing her diction.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Enshitification.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes! But... as we see in the surprisingly detailed 3rd frame, the bullet starts off with the flat 90⁰ arse-end down, and so has to spend time aligning itself to a more aerodynamic travel. So there may be a gain or loss in acceleration due to variable air resistance. Measured in yoco seconds.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Aerodynamics in the vertical plane (that's up and down, Chriiis) affects both identically. You may be conflating feathers and bullets in a vacuum or on the moon.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trump's mate Dr Nikolas Van Helsing is ready, willing, and able.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yeah, but you prolly can't go on a killing spree on weekends currently fully accounted for, or during work days. This is a quandary.
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Mark Corke 🇿🇦🐾🔍 @markcorke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Would you prefer to do the killing on Monday or Friday?
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