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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like sloppy writing for a comedy from the 80s.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was on a civil jury trial that was, indirectly, cops vs firefighters. One of the cops was so unreliable on the stand. I imagine that is one reason they settled after plaintiff’s rested. Also it was a generally drunken cluster fuck.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re an election too late. We are on that path to destruction. It’s happening all around us. We need to get people like her out so we can work to rebuild.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A fabrication, of course. But real or not, it is deranged racism.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow they are so whiney. Wah Wah teacher someone said something mean to me.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
E.T.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One might even call them deplorable.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bender meme
I’ll make my own animated series, with black jack and hookers.

Uh. Well. Wait. hmm
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, Trump wishes.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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elizabeth holmes stare
Alt: elizabeth holmes stare
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trickle down bunkers.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What would he do if it is 52. Go “independent” and try to milk being a special baby boy?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How was it?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok but also, maybe we would think they are each the most unique, amazing burger we’ve ever had. They’re just futuristic foodie hipsters.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really like to eat fish. My wife does not like to eat fish. She’s tried it. It’s fine. Who cares….APPARENTLY EVERYONE! YES SHE HAS TRIED IT NO SHE DOESNT LIKE IT ITS FINE MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL MAKE THE PERFECT FISH AND SHE WILL LOVE IT OK GOOD.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The fun answer is live stream of fake games. The boring answer is probably something related to ads and metadata. Or insight into how to engage audience and get more eyeballs. Or selling training data to OpenAI. Or it’s Amazon trying to get as much training data in general.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why did you go to the dnd hq (to play a game as they were showing off the new addition)? Were you interested or ambivalent?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I need to reevaluate my Apple subscriptions.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Out of context #tripleclick: What is the Schindler’s list of Nintendo?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hahahaha it’s fun when a coding error brings people together emotionally.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I thought you were you going to play yap yap (wizard friendslop).
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ve never had a grease fire with induction.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Absolutely
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fun fact, you can buy cookie-cutter-like molds to make your own different shaped sealed sandwiches (outer shell cut, in shell seals, and a smaller shell to cut fillings like cheese.).
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have added a community puzzles list to 4x3! www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...
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4 × 3 — Community puzzles
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case you were wondering what-if.xkcd.com/147/
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Niagara Straw
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Jessica Winter @winterjessica.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sen. John Hodgman (D-ME)
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I should move to Vegas and day trade on predictions. Sounds reputable.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The green was hard!
Hank green dot com 4x3 results
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pivot to reviewing the worst and weirdest British games!
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I was thinking it through if we always taste liquid smoke because our tongue and food is wet, but I guess not because liquid smoke is the water soluble parts. Real smoke has other compounds. I wonder if a YouTube review exists comparing different liquid smoke products to actual wood smoke.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I feel there is a good chance I would have bought a new car by now if I didn’t have to deal with a dealership. Instead I’ve been look on the used market while I stick with my current 2013.
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Freezebeam @freezebeam.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This was a super fun conversation, and I really recommend the podcast! Give it a listen!
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Freezebeam @freezebeam.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Escape Wizard 1.2 out now! Changelog here: freezebeam.itch.io/escape-wizar... #gamedev
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Major Update - Escape Wizard 1.2 Out Now
Hey wizards! Escape Wizard 1.2 is out now. This smooths out co-op gameplay and has a variety of bug fixes and new content. System Updates XP is now shared in Co-Op. When players level up, first P1 pic...
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Remember flat screen crt? Where the glass was flat instead of curved.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s real fun! Try it out.
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Freezebeam @freezebeam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Big news! Realmfold is out now. It's my love letter to tile placing games like Dorfromantik, with some roguelite sort of systems baked in. Try it out and let me know what you think! freezebeam.itch.io/realmfold #pitchyagame #indiegames #gamedev
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Realmfold by freezebeam
Infinite wizard realm builder & roguelite
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How can we make an American Taskmaster work. Does the team ever do puzzle hunts for fun? Or make escape rooms for fun? The dehumanizing of Alex Horne makes him something of a prop for the tasks, did that come about in pre production testing? Have they gotten into “trouble” with local authorities?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Router Quest?
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Good point, well rounded the total to the nearest nickel.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every penny I see stolen or burned like this, is a penny that must be taken from trumps assets to repair. Then when that is exhausted, Musks.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I generally tried for a 15 minute mile pace for a half manhattan. It’s been so long, I don’t remember what I’d do for a full manhattan. One time we took a wrong turn that cost us a ton of time. Hard to go fast scrambling rocks.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Walking the length of manhattan is something I miss since moving away. It’s very interesting to see the different evening life of different parts of the city.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
That’s pretty funny for Trump to piss off a sitting senator to advance a senator who might have zero power.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Our amazing reporting shows that laws to protect democracy aren’t needed if states work to protect democracy.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I won a zune in 2007 and was excited because it had a radio tuner.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My favorite movies have no villains. Maybe they work to solve a problem like “hey the whales are all dead let’s go get some!”
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is…is this video a joke? Who is this person? What is happening? I feel insane now.
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Principal Skinner: Am I Out of Touch? No, Children Are Wrong
Alt: Principal Skinner: Am I Out of Touch? No, Children Are Wrong
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markcerritelli.bsky.social @markcerritelli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I hadn’t thought about “missing” the old PA. But I do, because of what it meant to use the internet back then. Back when it was ours to use and make. When we weren’t generic fuel for warring lords. Don’t miss them .jpg load times though.
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