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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

This reported Trump comment is giving massive Hans Gruber / Bill Clay energy (Quote credit: @news.sky.com )

A photo of Trump and Epstein with a reported quote from Trump: “Thank goodness you're stopping him, everyone has known he's been doing this” credit: Sky News

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Sounds obvious, now. I wonder why we’ve never tried this before? 🤔

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Well I honestly think this is the earliest I’ve been ready for Christmas in about eight years

Some shelves with a stack of wrapped Christmas presents

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

From K9 to K Lines, how far The Doctor has fallen

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Can never understand exactly why I love writing AWS Terraform SO much

Photo of some code on screen which relates to the detection of an “object created” event in an AWS S3 bucket

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS return for Cardiff to Paddington? In STANDARD CLASS (i.e. seating optional) WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS??????????????????

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Dear god, Windows has always been a piece of shit. Why do people use it?

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Fuck - and I mean this most sincerely - off.

A sign offering for sale a single apple at £1.19 and a single banana at 99p

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

“0% chance of rain,” they said. I utterly abhor this hopeless “temperate” climate. Hate it.

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

And they say diplomacy is dead

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

“Come to the UK, where we have a growing army of racists who will openly hate you” Maybe NOW Starmer will finally address and condemn the rise of the right

Guardian headline “UK considers visa fee cuts for highly skilled…. To make it easier for foreign academics and digital experts to relocate to UK”

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Normal service has been firmly restored

A ten day weather forecast showing rain on every single day

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Public transport options in 2025 Britain to travel 51 miles. What a time to be alive. We truly live in the space age.

Screenshot of a journey planner showing options taking 1 hour 57 minutes, 1 hour 59 minutes, 2 hours 56 minutes and 2 hours 29 minutes. Utter shite.

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

We live in Wales. This is NOT normal. This is NOT “just a heatwave”. Stop peddling the numbing lies of the Big Oil puppets ( @gbnewsonline.bsky.social I’m looking at YOU) This is the start of the now-lethal future of outdoor life on this planet. #climatechange

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Amazing work @gwr.com The train has been boarding for over 30 minutes with every seat “available” and THEN literally three minutes before departure, you turn on the reservations! What could possibly go wrong? 🤔

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

How novel. A menu COMPLETELY devoid of vegetables. Vapiano. Thanks.

A restaurant menu without a single vegetable on it.

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Shout out to anybody else whose Dad is dead and who has to endure a day of cheerfully ignorant upsell

A promotional notification reading “Father’s Day is today! There’s still time to send a sweet digital surprise, love heart emoji”

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Food labelling is screwed. If it MAY contain MILK and EGGS then it’s not goddamn VEGAN is it??? How is this legal product naming?

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Well I mean this is the future, isn’t it

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

My follower graph went nuts. Come follow the trend!! www.tiktok.com/@markcbh?_t=...

A graph of followers over 12 months showing a massive uptick in the most recent weeks

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Teaching my 13yo to cook paella 🥘 🇪🇸 ❤️

A bowl of freshly prepared paella with tender stem broccoli on the side

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Is there any minute longer than the final one of a washing machine program?

A washing machine display panel, showing one minute remaining of the wash cycle

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Maybe we have a similar technique 👨‍🍳

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Move to Cardiff, they said

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Hello I also have an instagram please follow me for fascinating insights into my daily struggles and clips of me pretending I can play guitar www.instagram.com/markcbh

A middle aged man in a t shirt is playing a brown fender telecaster while wearing headphones

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If the new iOS mail update is making you crazy with its “smart” categorisation (something Google tried and failed at about 12 years ago) this is how to turn it off:

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

“Well you may get there; you may not”. British railways at their best here. Zero contingency for failures or outages. Zero alternative routes. Just shite. At £200 return.

A notification email explaining that power supply problems mean that trains in and out of London are subject to cancellation and delay. Again.

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I think we saw the same giraffe a few weeks ago.

A young giraffe in an outside enclosure at a zoo

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Saturday morning is shooting new content morning. My neighbours must hate me

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

[ imagining shooting the breeze with @komaniecki.bsky.social ] Why yes, Robert, those ARE two separate six-syllable rhymes starting each chorus stanza, thank you for asking. *sips tea*

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Mark @markcbh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025