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Marquito Carlsonic

@markalancarlson.bsky.social
20K followers 47K following 5.7K posts

Retired Creative Director 👨‍🎨 | Daily meme maker 💻 | Dog taxi driver in Iowa 🐕 | Red Cross Volunteer ⛑️ | Progressive 💙 | MAGA is ruining 🇺🇸

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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 1h
Thanx for this milestone, Bluesky friends! 💙🦋 I realize there are way more skeeters with way more followers, but it took me two years to get here, so I'm-a gonna celebrate.
Altered Bluesky profile page with new image of Marquito. Big red arrow points to the new achievement of gaining 20,000 followers.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 1h
Your starter pack pushed me over. THANX, Brenda! 💙
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 7h
VOTE EARLY * in-person if you're able * to avoid chaos at the polls, claims of fraud with mail-in ballots, and general malfeasance of the Trump Regime trying to rig the election.
Crowd of joyous people dancing and celebrating in front of a large American flag. Headline: 11.3.26 American Liberation Day
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No correlation. Right.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Four Non-Blondes
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy 🐪 Day! Don’t be a crybaby, smile!
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He’s crying now.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh, yeah, that’s it!
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Waaaaah!
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He’ll never get over it, that uppity negro.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Obama’s legitimacy for the award may be debatable, but it’s hilarious (and annoying) that Trump is out of his mind jealous for the award he will never get.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He deserves it way more than the Melon Felon.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ha! Thats a good one.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Taint never gonna happen, orange turd.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So petty. Get over it, Melon Felon.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe if Trump would shut up about it, we wouldn't be constantly reminded of what an obsessed little girl he is, hell-bent on revenge for an award he will NEVER get.
Smiling Obama with caption: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER. Frowning Trump with caption: WHINY BITCH LOSER.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CORRECTION: former allies.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Friday, y'all. Don't let the political ads make you crazy.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sick of political ads bombarding your brain? Thank the conservative SCOTUS (5-4 decision) who approved Citizens United that allows corporations to spend UNLIMITED $ to buy politicians and rig our election process. Just imagine how much $11.6B -- in just ONE election cycle -- could help our country.
Disgusted young woman stares toward a video screen, head in hand and remote control in the other. Headline: $11.6 Billion in Political Ads. Citizens Untied SUCKS.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t wash off that Cheeto dust.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems?
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's high on his own supply.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They can't admit they've been dead wrong about Trump.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iowa Dems need to hammer this home in the next three weeks: Every R vote is in support of war, high prices, pollution, cruelty, misogyny, and Christian Nationalism. They have Cheeto dust all over them, and they can't wash that off now after consistently supporting his hateful policies.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So beautiful, just like your music.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, they hear it. They're just too cowardly to do anything about it.
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With apologies to Barbara Eden 😆
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