iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With so many gullible Americans, it's no wonder they keep shoveling this shit out to us.

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TRUMP: They've already started building. TRUTH: The land hasn't been purchased yet. If Iowa gets a new steel plant, great. But don't lie about it to score political points right before the mid-terms. www.kwqc.com/2026/09/29/t...

051

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At today's Jack Smith hearing, Ted Cruz turned the creepy way past 11. What a self-serving, whiny, slimy snake oil salesman. Texas, what is wrong with you?

0113

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jack is back! No matter how despicable the Epstein crimes, they sadly won't bring Trump down. But maybe the rule of law will? Is it possible MAGA folks are waking from their cult coma to finally realize that the god they've worshipped is truly a criminal who cares for no one but himself?

020

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gas prices. Beef prices. Pedos roam free. No brown people left to do the jobs you rufuse. Who knew the leopard would return to eat your faces? Karma, bitches. #MAGAkarma

Leopard with bloody face after eating its prey. Underneath his mouth is a MAGA graphic that drips blood, a literal translation of the cliche "the leopard will return to eat your face" that captures the irony of supporting a political position that eventually comes back to hurt you.

031

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We are a country of fools, taken in by a con man.

030

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Loose interpretation of today's Republican mid-term political ads. Scare tactics right out of the 50s aimed at morons and born-agains.

50s illustration of stereotypical clean-cut white parents with daughter. Mother breathlessly explains to the daughter, who reacts shockingly. Headline: "Sweetie, public schools will turn you GAY!"

041

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Mayor of Amity Island is: The Trump Cabinet Congress Mainstream media Every MAGAt Putin

041

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Upon hearing the new FBI hiring policy.

261

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(R) candidates: "I voted for the largest middle-class tax break in history!", avoiding how the bill gave HUGE tax cuts to the rich, adding TRILLION$ to the deficit. [$] spent in the OBBBA would have been sufficient to resolve Social Security’s long-term financing problem. (Brookings Institute)

The Bill character from Schoolhouse Rock featured with a fake glasses-nose-moustache. Headline: ONE BIG BULLSHIT BILL

011

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Per most Republicans, he's God's gift to statesmanship, stewardship and leadership. Methinks that ship is going down.

On a grungy dark background, a recent image of Trump screaming. Headline: CRASS CRUDE CREEPY CRIMINAL

061

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The toxic association applies nationally. In Iowa, they all cozied up to the Melon Felon in the primaries. But the general election? No mention of the criminal whose regime they dare not criticize. All Republicans OWN Trump's corruption, cruelty, and policy failures. Vote accordingly! #Iowa

Collage of Iowa congressional candidates Zach Nunn, Ashley Hinson and Mariette Miller-Meeks, all beaming proudly next to Trump and his corny thumbs-up pose in photos taken in 2024. Headline: IOWA VOTERS: REPUBLICAN = TRUMP.

000

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Trump-a-Pa-Loser RNC Mid-Term Convention in Dallas has all the sheep excited about the future! So much brainpower in one place!

111

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The AfD (Alternative für Deutschland) is Nazi Light. Their hatred of minorities skews Islamaphobic, but it's all about white supremecy. Who else supports the AfD? The US VP and many Trumpers. Who poured $290M into US elections? EloNazi. Where this leads is obvious. What we do about it is not.

063

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm pretty sure they were Blueberry Streusel Muffins, and the package allowed me to see the Blueberry Streusel Muffins, but it was the product description that confirmed they were Blueberry Streusel Muffins with blueberries and streusel.

010

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They think we're all gullible morons. "Sarah Trone-Garriott wants to teach sex education to KINDERGARTNERS! Here's the bill!" the ad screams, assuming that most morons won't look it up. I did. It basically lets teachers explain the biological difference between boys and girls. #Iowa

Toothless, clueless old farm couple stands in front of their ancient tractor. Headline: REPUBLICAN POLITICAL AD TARGETS

063

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Of course we've always needed you ❤️ But now more than ever, channel your discontent into power at the polls.

Portrait of serious middle aged woman. Inset is a newspaper clipping detailing how men are driving the change to the right of the political spectrum in Iowa. Headline: IOWA WOMEN WE NEED YOU

020

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Milo Yiannopoulos, who woulda thunk that the leopards would come to eat your face? The irony is staggering. #ICE

A leopard with a bloody face after eating its prey. Underneath his mouth is a type graphic covered in blood: MILO.

000

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Rob Sand is not a billionaire, and you know it. I’d call you a moron, but you’re smart. That just makes you an evil asshole.

020

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Name one (R) who publicly criticizes the cruel and corrupt policies of the Trump Regime. Crickets, right? They are ALL complicit in his crimes, every last cowardly one of them. #VoteThemOut

Young woman with tattoos looks disgusted. Headline: All Republicans Support TRUMP. VOTE ACCORDINGLY

174

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just when MAGA started consistently using the talking point of every Democrat was a Communist, he professes his love for an authoritarian born out of Communism.

3103

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That his corrupt regime is above 10% is a sad reflection of where America is now.

Red velvet theater curtain stage. Donald Trump with a blank stare, wearing a golden crown. Headline: APPROVAL 35% AND SINKING

030

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

November's mid-terms are critical to the survival of American democracy. That's not hyperbole. You think things are bad now? They'll get much worse if the Trump Crime Syndicate gets emboldened with another win. Don't just VOTE...recruit others. Offer rides to polls. Volunteer. SAVE AMERICA.

Rural American sunset, with flag on a fencepost. Headline: DON'T WAIT TIL 2028

072

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Ex-junkie conspiracy moron loses primary. Sad! #Minnesota

My Pillow founder and MAGA Trump lover Mike Lindell ran for governor of Minnesota and lost in the primary. Photo shows him hugging a pillow, with headline: "NOW I NEED A PILLOW TO CRY ON"

061

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

While all the blame seems to go to Cassidy, 49 other weak sycophants caved to King Trump. Blanche will rubber-stamp every criminal act for the Melon Felon, as he has already proven to do. #Blanche

1105

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He’s been vindicated! Amazing how he was able to trudge through algae-laden water, slicing for the length of a football field, all while being invisible to security cameras!

071

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It ain't weaponization if you're GUILTY. It's called justice. All these creeps belong in jail.

164

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You're not fooling anyone, Karoline. We know that crucifix is really a "t".

2132

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Keep attempting to destroy America, Donnie. HEAR ME OUT. The more desperate and insane his actions become, the more likely sane people will wake up and vote his complicit Republicans out of office in the mid-terms, then the White House in 28. If we survive that long. #VoteThemOut

Trump walks past the burning White House. Headline: HIS FINAL ACT

193

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you think a lying, cheating, raping, hateful narcissist has been "chosen by God"... YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID. #FakeChristians

Faith leaders gather in prayer in the Oval Office, placing their adoring hands on Donald Trump. Headline: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AMERICAN STUPIDITY

1192

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

May I suggest someone else? 🤡🍊💩🤯🪳🦹‍♂️ #Trump

Promotional image for 2021 European film THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

010

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

How's that $5 gas working out for ya, Iran war supporters? #EV

Photo of Rivian electric vehicle with license plate GAS NOT

1121

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If you run for public office, you can’t hide from the media and the scrutiny of your constituents, asking for privacy. (Mitch) If you were a shitty legislator before you died, be prepared for people to forego thoughts and prayers to recall how you were a shitty legislator. (Lindsey)

0112

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The pot accuses the kettle on a daily basis.

Visual metaphor of the cliche "pot calling the kettle black". Playful illustration of a kettle and pot accusingly pointing fingers at each other. Headline next to inset of screaming Trump: IRANIAN LEADERS ARE SCUM, CRAZY, SICK PEOPLE!" (his own words)

042

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Now that he's delivered the greatest speech in the history of mankind, the State Fair attended by millions, and the Patriot Front represented MAGA and the swampiest administration ever, Trump can get back to: > losing the war with Iran > lying about the Epstein files > hating half of America

072

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Supreme Court decision on Slaughter gives our Felon-In-Chief even MORE unchecked power. Are the MAGAts cheering this too naive to understand that this will bite them in the ass once another party is in power? #SCOTUS

Visual metaphor: person standing on a cliff, shoving two people off. The shover is identified as SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States), and the two people falling represent Checks and Balances, two things core to the Constitution that are being eroded as more power is shifted to the executive branch.

032

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Even if you took the high number of the range, that's still an 86% failure rate at arresting who they claim to be targeting. Everything with these racist asshats is either a gross exaggeration or a bald-faced lie. #ICE

Famous movie villain Danny Trejo in one of his bad guy criminal characters, tatted up, wearing knives and looking mean as hell. Headline: ONLY THE WORST OF THE WORST is in reference to the Trump administration's frequent claims that ICE is only arresting, detaining and deporting the worst violent criminals like murderers and rapists. Inset clarifies the truth: according to ABC NEWS, Immigrants with violent felony convictions made up only 3% to 14% of the total ICE arrests and detentions in 2025.

050

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I think I can speak for most of "The Left": If we hated America, we wouldn't care that it's being destroyed by a demented narcissist. #JoshTurekForSenate

Screen grab from a recent Fox News segment featuring Iowa Congresswoman and candidate for US Senate Ashley Hinson. The chyron title: THE LEFT TAUGHT AMERICA TO HATE ITSELF. Meme headline: DEAR ASHLEY: WE LOVE AMERICA, BUT NOT TRUMP.

172

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

"They took some sort of knife or blade, and put a 250 foot long gash into the beautiful facade." Sure, Donny. Here's a pudding cup, let's change your diaper and get you off to bed.

0123

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

When a dementia-addled moron thinks everyone in the room is as dum as he is. #Dumb

Trump with funny face, looking stupid and pointing. Headline: Dum(b) is in reference to his oh-so-hilarious re-naming of Democrats to Dumocrats, thinking most people don't realize there is a silent letter b in the word dumb (note: they do).

130

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"After we bomb Iran, we'll host a cage match at the White House, turn the reflecting pool into a swampy mess...and then, um,...blame everything on Biden!" We are governed by morons. #TrumpCabinet

Scene from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with mental patients all lined up in chairs for a therapy session. Headline: Trump Think Tank.

182

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hey, beer-chugging minority-hating UFC-cheering MAGAt! Your tax dollars go to elites as you pump $4.50/gal into your monster truck. By the time this grotesque vanity project is completed, the Melon Felon will be out of office. Your new Democratic President will enjoy Trump's fancy digs!

150

Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The War. The Ballroom. The Pool. ICE. I could go on, but there's a character limit here.

0118