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Mark Alan

@markalan.bsky.social
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🎬 Storyteller 🧠 Head of Renfield Productions with the luminary Joe Dante. 🦖 Producer of Trailers From Hell 🐶 Bernedoodle Dad. www.RenfieldProductions.com www.trailersfromhell.com

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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Strongly worded letter?
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is he the nuclear football?
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He’s only 55?!
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Tulsi is enroute to the election office now.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/01/2026
Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him. The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He’s mad. That means good news is coming.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
She deserves another one for agreeing to do it.
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Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
On second thought, yeah Stephen Miller should probably go down there and try to run it.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No. As of this morning we still are. They’ve broken those laws and need to be held accountable.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This reeks of “special military operation, not war.”
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It sounds like they’re doing a cognitive test every time he has one of his strokes.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Easy. Cocaine is a rich man’s drug.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
He has the volume and charisma thing.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
May Wisconsin be the lesson.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Or name it the Obama Ballroom, and use it to host fundraisers for refugees, immigrants and poor people.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Always good for an investigation to publicly lay all your cards on the table.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Beyond the ADL these numbers are easily verifiable from numerous bipartisan official reports.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It was likely Skynet and they’ve already traveled back to the future.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Similarly, the evangelicals. Trump repeated over and over “you knew I was a snake before you let me in.” Mass hypnosis.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Not as cinematic. 😒
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Vampires don’t sleep, Ron.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Idiocracy 2
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Thank god he’s finally laser focused on the real issues in our country. For too long I’ve struggled with imperfections in soft stone patios.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Isn’t this happening too little too late? Amods are set to take over the industry.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Costplus drugs could step in with a low overhead brick and mortar model. @mcuban.bsky.social
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Covfefe.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
He’s using our troops like they’re Epstein guests.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Now secure the voting process.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If she can’t be happy, no one can.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Air travel is up 4% from before the pandemic. Clearly their business model sucks.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Right on the cusp of curing HIV
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is where they’re putting the Golden Dome.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a woman wearing a headset and a ring
ALT: a cartoon of a woman wearing a headset and a ring
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Yesterday we posted about the Trump administration shutting down the LGBTQ+ youth crisis line, the “press 3” option on 988 is officially gone. The Trevor Project is stepping up to help fill the gap, and they could really use some support right now. If you’re able, please consider donating! 🏳️‍🌈 💛
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Yeah I’d also like to know why Garland did nothing.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Next will be McDonalds serving in styrofoam again.
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Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It’s been over a quarter century since a Rosebud was up for auction. There were only two thought to exist. I’ve secretly had the third.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Time to pivot toward the future. Deployable AI robotic nurses would render Medicare unnecessary. Sounds space-age but we’re almost there.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Bon Voyage lady.
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Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This Wednesday, the myth of film history changes forever. Among 8 billion humans, only 3 hold the crown jewel of cinema. Spielberg among them. A new owner will be etched into the halls of film immortality.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
God miraculously spared him an R.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Why doesn’t he just slap a tariff on her?
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11/07/2025
It’s been almost a day since I watched it and I’m still gushing over Superman. It was exactly the injection of hope and optimism I needed after the last six months. I can’t stress it enough, you need to watch it. @jamesgunn.bsky.social made something incredible.
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Movie?
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Joe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If you like Citizen Kane and Hollywood movie history, you'll enjoy this read. Pretty in-depth stuff. #CitizenKane #rosebud #auction #movies #cinema
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Rosebud: The Lost Sled - Trailers From Hell
Unearthed after decades in obscurity, a long-lost Rosebud sled from Citizen Kane resurfaces with verified authenticity. Now, Heritage Auctions brings this legendary film artifact to auction following ...
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Mark Alan @markalan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
That was my list for 2020.
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