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@mark4212.bsky.social
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Not the most popular Mark Kelly. Mets, NY Giants, Knicks. NJ born and bread… and it’s Taylor ham, if you want a Taylor Ham egg and cheese!

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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It appears as though napster is back and is stealing authors works as well
Napster's intellectual property was acquired by Roxio for $5.3 million in November 2002 and it was relaunched under a subscription business model. In September 2008, Napster was purchased by Best Buy for $121 million. It was sold to Rhapsody in December 2011.[2] In 2016, Rhapsody was renamed Napster. In 2022, Napster was acquired by two Web3 companies, Hivemind and Algorand.[3] In March 2025, Napster was sold to Infinite Reality.[4] In 2026, it was relaunched as an artificial intelligence tool.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looked up mine. These are my daughers dolls: Also says I have a Mom
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Old Microsoft clippy assistant who was essentially useless and pissed off everyone every-time you used a microsoft product
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Too many tonpick from. But ill go with:
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Only one Taylor has never let me down.
Taylor ham (pork roll)
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey nj transit. I already got on one mislabeled train that said it was stopping at secacus then didnt. So i took path from newark to hoboken to see this garbage and one of these is express to the last 4 stops and one is local. You label them the SAME and put them next to each other
Nj transit train schedule, where 2 trains are labeled the same and on tracks next to each other but one is express and one is local
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey Gemini take this spreadsheer and do the menial task I don’t want to. AI:
Screen shot of Gemini saying I'm having a hard time doing your request can we do something else instead
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Random question. Trying to find (willing to pay money) for this print. I cannot find anyone who has it anywhere in high enough quality. It’s a thing a beauty id love to hang up in my basement. Bravo to ad agency who thought it up.
An ad in a crowded knicks celebration of Walt Frazier passing the legacy to Jalen Brunsom across 2 billboards
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Steven colbert sharpening a pitchfork
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Without fail. The on Saturday they will bomb them and this will all be red monday and a few hundred people with insider knowledge will have cleaned up. Its seriously like the 8th straight week
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Look at the alvarado one from game 2 also.
Nba to “look at” wemby foul
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
SGA after seeing that Brunson hair foul
Man with 2 ft tall hair
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My mother on law sent me an AI video of a goose designed grey goose anniversary bottle. Which if you search for it comes up with fake product listings
Fake goose grey goose bottle
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I cant imagine players doing that boomer. Nobody would disrespect the nfl like that. Especially not stars like NICK BOSA.
Dumbass bosa in MAGA hat.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Me buttering up my wife to take a road teip for next easten conference finals! They will be dirt chesp in Cleveland. This is tomorrows game 4. Today section 400 at MSG is $550 a seat!
Cleveland det game 4 in cleveland 2 floor seats $842 all in.

Meanwhile knicks tickets are $550’per ticket for the 400 section
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know I haven’t been closely following the Mets, but I was wildly confused by this when I opened the notification. I was like, " Who is Andy Ibáñez? When did Austin Slater get called up? And when did Quintana resign with the Mets (his image top left is in a Mets hat)? It Wildly confused
Score board screen shot with Jose Quintinila in a mets hat , he plays for colorado. And showing andy ibanez hitting a sac fly scoring austin slater.

2 guys i didnt know were on the current mets roster
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Trying to bring back another 90’s fashion icon:
Chuck rock. A 90’s video game
Where the character is a Cavan with a balding head who threw rocks as his wespon
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I went to pop up the stock market apple app just to see whats happeneing today cause its all detached from reality anyways and this was an editors pick. And people think we arent fucked:
A WSJ article about how cocktails out are too expensive so people are pregaming like its college to get a buzz and go out and spend less
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It still angers me that the Hornets went away from this beautiful design: Its now their “throwback”
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Part of Artemis 4 mission:
Crew removing trumps name off a building due to one of his many many failed business ventures
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
As if the news of the day is ln’t depressin enough lets check in on what the capitalizism machine on wall street is saying. Oh cool “Value” and “Rapid profit growth” Things i love most about my health
Image from apples stocks app saying : For profit health care sticks are on fire! These offer value and rapid profit growth!
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Uconn’s comeback gave me a perfect final 4. Junped me up to tied fir 1st in my one bracket. I was in 15th before the weekend
My Ncaa Bracket with a perfect 4-4 on the final 4!
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Whats funny is what i distinctly remember images of you cant find on google. Their AI even says “while mainly about fiscle concertivism” I said that’s blatant rewriting of history and this is the response. Well people who lived through it can tell you AI
Many historians and sociologists agree with your assessment, arguing that the Tea Party's "fiscal" focus often served as a socially acceptable front for racial resentment and nativism.

While the movement officially campaigned against government spending and the Affordable Care Act, research and contemporary accounts highlight that these policy critiques were frequently inseparable from a backlash against the country’s changing demographics and the election of Barack Obama
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I feel like thats standard driving also. I always left around 4-430 for a 7 PM game. And between getting there, parking etc I’ve missed 1st pitch at times. I mean i did today, arrive by 7 PM. Suggested departure time 4:50
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I just asked AI (so take with a grain of salt that this is correct) for explosive plays by position group last 5 years, and im sorry im notnspeding top 5 draft capital on a position that exposive plays look like this. Loves big thing is EXPLOSIVE PLAYS.
Chart of explosive plays by position grouping showing how little RBs make them
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Why would they want to do this randomly at this time?? So its protected from civil liability with the epstein stuff being released? Im no lawyer but this appears to be an admission of guilt. Embarrassing as piece of shit the NFL should force a sale (though mara’s own 50%)
Screen shot of a shefter tweet about the Tisch’s trying to transfer their stake to a children’s trust
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Also short form is extremelybpopular and being pushed by youtube: www.demandsage.com/youtube-shor...
Chart from statista showing growth
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I love this country (sarcastic). Saw a reel about quizos insane commerical from 2000’s and was what happened to them. Love the cause is last here. Oh and a LBO which saddled them with 880 million in debt.
Quiznos, once a popular fast-food chain known for its toasted submarine sandwiches, faced a significant decline after reaching a peak of 4,700 locations in 2007. Factors contributing to its downfall included high franchisee costs, competition from Subway, a devastating recession, and a leveraged buyout that led to bankruptcy in 2014, resulting in a drastic reduction of locations to around 400 by 2017.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They have table curling!
Table Shuffleboard
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hey man i got this for world cup. $3000 pp super affordable.
Screen shot of ticketing offer for world cup filtered for USA, lowest for 2650 per person.

So affordable
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Is it finally the time with the bottom falls out of the AI/Crypto bubble?
S&P 500 1 week view showing downward trend and steep Cliff for today February 5 2026 as of 9:30 am
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fixed the image for ya
Donald trump sketch on trial where he was convicted of crimes
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Its just a toll. When you cross a certain street in manhattan (60th). There are 220 streets. When you leave going north, no toll, when you cross going south. Toll. Just likw the GWB Bridge toll entering NYC not leaving to NJ Its literally a toll. Its called a toll:
Picture of the congestion relief toll sign in NYC
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
From the generation that whined about participation trophies. Its all starting to make sense now. Boomers just wanted to be recognized with trophies that they were good boys
Trumps participation trophy
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I’m lazy and asked THE AI machine for the info so i could validate my opinion:
Table showing fraud by welfare recipients vs tax evasion
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Its still better than this thing:
Blood christmasChristmas in the upside down
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Just asking the Ai machine for aging curve and profile. Pete is essentially unplayable yrs 4&5
A picture of 5 yrs of WAR for each player  and Pete is scary
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Ford is scrapping the F150 lightning pickup cause of poorish sales but this quote has me dying! I know a dozen pickup owners personally. Non… 0.. zilch use it for anything other than daily commutes. And studies have shown 95+% of owners are the same. This is just a mindset of these idiots
Truck buyers worried the pickups would run out of juice in the middle of a job or a long haul. The trucks’ range on a single charge is dramatically reduced when towing big loads or operating in cold weather.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
From Heather Cox Richardson newsletter.. but why lets facts get in the way.
The Columbus Day holiday began in the 1920s, when a resurgent Ku Klux Klan tried to create a lily-white country by attacking not just Black Americans, but also immigrants, Jews, and Catholics. This was an easy sell in the Twenties, since government leaders during the First World War had emphasized Americanism and demanded that immigrants reject all ties to their countries of origin. From there it was a short step for native-born white American Protestants to see anyone different from themselves as a threat to the nation.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My HR team is asking us to fill out IDP’s: Wondering if I’ll get in trouble if I say this.
3-5 yrs says hope AI hasn’t replaced all human existence and I am still employable somewhere

5-10 years have saved enough to retire comfortably and the world hasn’t ended in apocalypses
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Alexa I got questions:
Screen shot of prompt when I signed on to Alexa of 

Book home cleaning
Buscar Horacio’s de películas
New music genres

And I’ve never booked a home cleaning, why is the 2nd option in Spanish
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
He’s the healthiest man the dr’s have ever seen! He’s only on high cholesterol meds And now this pesky little issue. Threw this in the ole AI machine to see and BAM. that health combination, especially w/ observed fatigue in public events, would be clinically concerning.
Profile Summary (High Risk Indicators):
	•	Age: ~78
	•	High cholesterol, already on medication
	•	CVI: Leg swelling, poor circulation, possibly prior DVT risk
	•	Hand bruising: Could indicate vascular fragility or blood thinner use
	•	Daytime sleepiness/falling asleep at events: Possible low oxygen, fatigue, cardiac insufficiency, or neurologic decline
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh always the “only thing we can do is cut spending” As like everywhere else their tax rates on large corps and wealthiest over the last 40 years look like this:
Image of tax rates for corporations and wealthy over the last 40 years with a downward trend. They even cut thebqealth tax like 10 yrs ago
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
They nailed NY state
A AI slop image
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
1. Things a running endorsement from the NY Post (trash newspaper) 2. The billionaires really hate the voters.
My post front page with silly “scare” headline about Zohran saying who will save the city
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Yup I think it might edge age wise up to 50 and under. Those are graduated HS 1995ish. College was hitting $20k/yr They were home buying during the pre 2008 crash spike. I feel like 50 is a clean cutoff age wise of who skirted under the unafordability cliff and who has felt it.
Median housing cost graph where around 1995-2000 it supercharged up to 2008 crash and has just gone straight up since then.
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Give it to the real MVP.
Jalen Brunson
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Grimace as pope
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My swarces tell me the new pop will be:
Headshot of mike Francesca who self proclaimed himself to be the sport’s pope even though he was awful and his show became unlistenable when him and the mad dog (also unlistenable) split their afternoon drive sports talk show up
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Mark Kelly @mark4212.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If one thing comes out of all of this from this shitbag RFK. I want the government to study their effectiveness and regulate all supplements and vitamines. ALL OF THEM. Cause that industry is full grifters and false and misleading products that all end with:
Image of the text that has to be said after all supplements and vitamins:

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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