Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"He promised them this... he promised them that..." I know people aren't happy about the Qatari situation but let's not phase it like Marc Chirilcenco is the driving force behind this program. It's the Qatari's who approached him. This is their plan. 021
Reposted by MariWayward Boy @wayward-boy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Croatia has denied to grant visa for three Russian gymnasts (Melnikova, Kalmykova, Listunova) for WAG Euros in Zagreb next week. Russia is sending alternates. In my opinion, this is a situation that can become an existential threat to the FIG quite quickly. And it is completely self-made by the FIG. 132
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 01/05/2026A lot of NCAA gymnasts tease elite returns for NIL money, but some are obviously serious. Who do you think is really serious (excluding previous Olympians)? 022
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I have redistributed world champs QF points from bars after African Champs. Many of these gymnasts will qualify by other means but here is the new list. KAIUMOVA Milana HRIBAR Lucija KUZMENKOVA Ulyana KUNDRAT Barbora ROSHCHINA Liudmila IORIO Elisa JIANG Shuting YANG Fanyuwei 131
Reposted by MariGreg Marsden @utahmarz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I thought about retiring this but it feels like it could be the beginning of an interesting year... 1182
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Friend: "I can't remember the last time a 24 hour period of gymnastics has given me so much whiplash." Me: "You forgot when Gage was decertified?" Her: "Fair. No one's ran off to France just yet" Me: "It's all fun and games until someone ends up in rural France." 051
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This is what I have on my schedule for gymnastics in the coming week. 041
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The teams you think are liberal and have the right politics have people who are voting against your interests. The teams that you think are full of fascists have people who are in the process of growing and changing as is normal in college. 131
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Yeah this was definitely perfect code for Heath to try it! 000
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Yeah that's for what's called Hopes in the US. But this is a junior competition. 000
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Jesolo has always had a bit of leeway for 13 year olds for whatever reason (I think something about their score not counting?) but 12 year olds have been turned away from Jesolo in the past. 100
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Page 34 under Article 5.2 Age of Participants. Juniors must be 14, or turning 14 that year, to compete at any FIG sanctioned competition. 110
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026You do not need to educate me on ICE as an issue. I have been painfully aware of it since before most Americans gave it a second thought. The FIG does not allow gymnasts as young as 12 to compete at their sanctioned meets. This is explicitly stated in their Technical Regulations. 110
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026These assignments were also given out before ICE was stationed at airports. 100
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is an assignment in Italy. The only thing to be realistically scared of is pickpockets. 100
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Would you consider the USA sending a 12 year old on an assignment where her score can not count for anything "for international experience" financial mismanagement of their program budget? 111
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The American Cup format is terrible. It feels like USAG has been annoyed that strategic mistakes lead to them doing worse at DTB Pokal and Swiss Cup in recent years and so they decided to try and remove that aspect. Heavily doubt this is anything like the olympic format. 131
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 26/02/2026GAGE teammates have confirmed the Crains moved to France a month ago. The rumor is Avoine but I have not seen that confirmed. I'm seeing a lot of people wishcasting a country change but I think people are better off not speculating until they say something. 281
Reposted by MariWayward Boy @wayward-boy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026You mean "Colonial order", I suppose?media.tenor.coma man in a military uniform is wearing a hat and looking at the camera .ALT: a man in a military uniform is wearing a hat and looking at the camera . 011
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 30/01/2026.... how do you not know this is offensive. It's not the 1980s anymore. 381
Reposted by Mariadenosina trifosfato @yurivs.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The chinese team didn’t come to play. Someone needs to correct the order of their names 022
Reposted by Mariflynnchris.bsky.social @flynnchris.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I’m looking forward to see if Malone Brody or Richard Fred will be attending. All names presented using eastern naming conventions 072
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I've started adding domestic rhythmic scores from major RG countries to my score tracker. Here is my reasoning: 041
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I think @USAGym needs to answer some questions about why someone under investigation by Safe Sport was a member of the International Elite Committee which was writing the rules and policies of the elite program. 1111
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 08/12/2025This week we're looking at a how WOGA and GAGE stack up against one of their peers decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/the-realit...decodingthedismount.substack.comThe Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Peer Matching with Hill's GymnasticsNow that we know the numbers for the WOGA and GAGE coaches, it's time to take a look at how those numbers stand up against their peers. 020
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 25/11/2025This one is.....a lot 😬 decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/the-realit...decodingthedismount.substack.comThe Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Al and Armine FongWe've finally reached the most infamous coaching duo in American artistic gymnastics, Al Fong and Armine Barutyan-Fong. 011
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Aaaand people have already decided that because these coaches are considered two of The Good Ones, sure they're not responsible for any injuries under their watch and this information is meaningless 020
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 18/11/2025This ended up being so, so much bigger than I thought 🫠 decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/the-realit...decodingthedismount.substack.comThe Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Laurent and Cecile LandiWe look into the injury rate of the most high-profile coaching couple in modern day gymnastics, the Landis. 011
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Thank you Rebeca Andrade for your services to history and sport. 031
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 18/11/2025And Skinner is claiming she "qualified" for the 2016 Olympic team and was "moved" to alternate. I hope USAG never honors her for anything in the future. 051
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Me: "Skinner is claiming she was removed from the 2016 Olympic team because of DEI." Friend: "If by DEI you mean 'can do bars'" Me: "Bars, the true Woke Apparatus." 183
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 17/11/2025All Japan Team Championships, Chinese National Games (not including event finals), Bundesliga, Latvian WAG Championships all updated into the spreadsheet. Unsorted for the moment. 021
Reposted by Mari#GH #ncaagym @gymfan69.bsky.social · 11/11/2025#gymnastics usagym.org/kyle-albrech...usagym.orgKyle Albrecht named USA Gymnastics President and CEO • USA GymnasticsUSA Gymnastics on Tuesday announced Kyle Albrecht as its next President and CEO. A national and international sports executive, he will begin his tenure January 1, 2026. 011
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The patterns are patterning 😬 decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/the-realit...decodingthedismount.substack.comThe Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Valeri LiukinA look at one of the most illustrious, and infamous, coaches in US gymnastics 021
Reposted by MariRick McCharles @rickmccharles.com · 06/11/2025Fundraiser for Isa and Cami, 2 Mexican gymnasts who qualified for the Jr World Championships, Philippines. www.gofundme.com/f/apoyo-a-is...gofundme.comApoyo a Isa y Cami- Seleccionadas Nacionales para Mundial Jr, organized by Alejandra RodriguezHola!!!! Isa y Cami son dos gimnastas mexicanas que lograron … Alejandra Rodriguez necesita tu apoyo para Apoyo a Isa y Cami- Seleccionadas Nacionales para Mundial Jr 122
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 03/11/2025👀 decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/the-realit...decodingthedismount.substack.comThe Reality of WOGA Back and GAGE Ankles: Yevgeny MarchenkoA look at the injury rate of one of the most famous, beloved coaches in US gymnastics 021
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"If Melnikova is disqualified does that mean Skye gets a medal?" Do people who say this kind of thing realize they are giving ammunition to Russian voices that say the ban is about eliminating competition for US athletes? 151
Reposted by MariKensley Behel @kensleybehel.com · 13/10/2025PODCAST: 2025 World Gymnastics Championships Preview l Episode 82 We cover: - The Israeli CAS Case - Battle AA - Who currently owns the highest D/Total score for each event plus our pick for who will win each event and who the dark horse is who can steal it away www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfWW...youtube.com2025 World Gymnastics Championships Preview l Episode 82YouTube video by Neutral Deductions 051
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 08/09/2025We're back and we're decoding the connections on balance beam! decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/decoding-c...decodingthedismount.substack.comDecoding Connections: Balance BeamToday we’re continuing our journey through the world of connection bonuses! 000
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 25/08/2025We're back to our regularly scheduled programming! This week we're breaking down connection bonuses on the uneven bars: decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/decoding-t...decodingthedismount.substack.comDecoding the Connection Bonus: Uneven BarsThis week we’re getting into one of the most exciting – and contentious – parts of a difficulty score: the connection bonus. 011
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 18/08/2025We're taking a short break from our regularly scheduled programming and taking a look at the US judging problem. What is it, how long has it been going on, and what might be the cause? Click the link to find out! decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/us-judging...decodingthedismount.substack.comUS Judging in 2025 and the Consequences of a Lack of OversightWhile US domestic scoring has always been a hot topic of discussion within the world of gymnastics, there's growing evidence of serious systemic issues at play. 020
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Today we're breaking down even more composition requirements, this time on the balance beam! decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/decoding-t...decodingthedismount.substack.comDecoding the Composition Requirement: Balance BeamIn this week’s edition, we’re decoding what’s expected of an elite balance beam routine. 020
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 28/07/2025This week we're decoding the different composition requirements on uneven bars, including a break down of the different grip styles! decodingthedismount.substack.com/p/decoding-t...decodingthedismount.substack.comDecoding the Composition Requirement: Uneven BarsWe’re continuing our journey to decode the code of points by delving into the world of composition requirements! 021
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Not you being a Grace hater 😔 smh justice for my girl who saved the town AND her daughter 000
Mari @marissau.bsky.social · 25/07/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a checkered flag and says the level of unprofessionalism far too much .ALT: a man is holding a checkered flag and says the level of unprofessionalism far too much . 020
Reposted by MariKatherine Keirns @kmkeirns.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Uemura is competing in a tshirt because he came into the final as a reserve late 041
Reposted by MariCourtyard Tapir @courtyardtapir.bsky.social · 25/07/2025HE WAS R1, HOW DID HE NOT HAVE ALL HIS COMP GEAR WITH HIM. 272
Reposted by MariMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025"voters are why I lost" is the funniest possible thing for a politician to say. 12762851088