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Marinaisgo

@marinaisgo.bsky.social
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(They/them) I taught Trumpka how to tweet and now I'm here. Offer only. No auditions. Portland, OR. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🇺🇸🍉 Blog: www.marinaisgo.com Business: www.newcoyote.com

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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 6h
Broken tile Failure Mosaic Continuum Life after dismemberment.
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Ethan Slayton @ethanart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“How are you today, Ethan?” “Oh I’m just fine considering we’re completely and utterly fucked as a planet. Can’t wait to burn to a crisp or die in arctic winter due to the greed of billionaires. How are YOU doing?”
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trader Joe’s discontinued the can of corn candle. I’m gonna riot.
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting close to 4K followers. You should follow me This decision will not benefit you in any way But sometimes there will be pictures of little guys
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Down with the Sickness, really hits a lot different as a 41-year-old with multiple chronic illnesses I inherited from my parents. 
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anybody else’s YouTube music obsessed with certain artists? Every time a Hansom Boy Modeling School song comes up in shuffle, it absolutely must play the entire album.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m trying to make you eat the sweet potato pie because I can tell you about the legacy of being stolen people and stolen from. I can tell you how they stole the potatoes, like our daughters pulled from the hill and taken elsewhere. Or I can feed you and you can taste how we make it through.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m tired of conserving things that are infinite.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it weird that I think both of these women are Lindsay Lohan?
A picture from them magazine’s article on bisexual awakenings and it’s of two women who both look like Lindsay Lohan.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday I was out with my friends and we all saw a dog and we all tried to pet the dog and we caused a traffic jam on the trail and we’re not sorry at all.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm really looking forward to being an exhibitor at the Oregon Pride in Business Rainbow Expo on Sept. 26 from 10am-6pm at Social Good Place. Come see me there! loom.ly/e5NYBSw
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t know what happened to you in 2018, man. I was too busy with all the stuff that was happening to me.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm really looking forward to being an exhibitor at the Oregon Pride in Business Rainbow Expo on Sept. 26 from 10am-6pm at Social Good Place. Come see me there! loom.ly/e5NYBSw
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw a Lexus with a license plate that said R3DFLG. Good lookin out, I guess?
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yakov Smirnoff has a PhD. In psychology.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My new job is marking things as AI slop on linkedin.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm live on youtube fucking around with pens and planners www.youtube.com/live/zJNX_4e...
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2027 Hobonichi Techo Hon A6 + Fountain Pens
YouTube video by Marina Martinez-Bateman
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whenever I see something really cool but it's on the west side.
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And It's Gone - South Park Meme
Alt: And It's Gone - South Park Meme
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Huh. Even after 12 years in Portland, people still tell me I have a strong LA accent.
A dialect map showing my accent is from the Pacific northwest
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is my business doing poorly? Yes. Am I super depressed about it? Also yes. Am I still more successful than Rene pinche liar ass Gonzalez? ALSO YES!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
A screen cap of an Oregonian article stating that Rene Gonzalez is being sued by his bank for $600k for defaulting on a A$1.1 million dollar loan
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is a big part of my aesthetic. The idea that trashy and cheap can be choices we make because they speak to resilience, need and access, rather than words that are forcibly assigned to us as poor people.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I saw a commercial with a generically hot blond mom and her equally generically hot blond daughters gallivanting along the California coast without a care in the world. At the end, they toast to dad and make superficial hot girl sad faces. The commercial is for life insurance. Brilliant. Truly.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm starting a bulk buy club and calling it cuntsco. No cis men allowed.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had a nightmare that my childhood best friend and I went into the woods to visit my grandparents (both dead) and everything in the woods was both too far and too close. And the woods had their own idea of what you'd do there, so we watched TV and lost track of time and when we tried to leave,
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breeze is crazy, right? Like. If you'd never felt it, you'd probably think it was fake.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trolling my family by making them listen to Savage Garden on the drive to work.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It takes the years that it takes.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What am I going to do with you? I say to myself When I know. I will hold my hand. And I will keep pressing On bruises On boundaries On broad backs and round fronts. I will feed myself. Others will starve And I will eat And I will wish That I knew what to do with myself.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m just saying that now that PBS doesn’t have to worry about government funding, some things could change.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I used to drive an unlicensed cab and the thing about that is you can make them get out of your cab and threaten to break their legs with the bat if they try to get back in when the start yelling racial slurs at you. Who are they going to tell?
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kindle has figured out that I pretty much only read smut, but they keep marketing straight smut at me and that shit is toxic af. He’s an emotionally stunted nepo baby and she’s the reader self insert. Can she maintain the interest of an idiot man child? Why? Is she gonna steal his money?
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Only dads are allowed to call each other daddy.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What if we kissed in the closet organization section of the Tualatin Container Store on Boones Ferry Rd? New Balances touching. Mom fupas brushing. Sensible bags slung to the back. You’re the hottest thing I’ve seen all year, Barb. And we don’t have to tell Bill. We never have to tell Bill.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One day at the thrift store I found an old journal with a sketch of a tree that said "favorite tree" and I cried in my car for trees and the people that love them and leave them too soon.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thinking about how most modern business advice is to get rid of "superusers" aka anybody who might be invested enough to hold you accountable.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New Blog Post! www.marinaisgo.com/2026/07/21/h...
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Marina Is Go - Heat
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You can always tell you're an emotional support character in a romance when every conversation has a break in the middle for your white friend to freak out.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Question for the ages.
A handwritten note that says therapy is in one hour. get it together?
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
FYI, you can put eyelets on anything if you try hard enough.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sports 2.
A comic about the World Cup finals that has a picture of Messi in a fucked up blond wig with Messi bitch who lives for drama written next to them.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sports.
A hand drawn and hand written comic about the final game of the World Cup. First, me saying I hate both teams, as a Mexican, and then complaining about the poncho shirt Justin Bieber wore in the half time, then making fun of all the dudes falling over.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know nothing about sports except that I just learned that my options today are Spain or Argentina. As a Mexican, I have to root for Argentina? ARGENTINA
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Groot's Angry Temper Tantrum
Alt: Toddler Groot's Angry Temper Tantrum
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Most of the time when I’ll see a before and after pic, I assume it’s a commercial about meth.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am not a queen I am not a king I am a man I am not a man I am not a child I am a father Father of myself Father of fathers Father of mothers Father of sacred Queer parentage Without gender Without genetics I am a bond Unbreaking.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So the party that (statistically) consumes the most force femme porn per capita is gonna force masc their soldiers and everybody's cool with it and doesn't see a pattern?
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me, reading a fantasy series: how the fuck do these guys power up every single book and overcome incredible odds to beat the pants off the bad guy and by the very next book they're sad loser under dogs again? Me, looking at my career: Oh.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
TFW you're listening to someone talk about being given to a cult leader as a child and then the commercial break hits and an extremely cheerful man yells ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER?!?!?! And then body shames you.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Taken, except it's a labradoodle instead of Liam Neeson and all his fiddley little badass motherfucker self insert speeches are just panting and snuffling.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
7:48am. Wake up with massive banana pudding craving.
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Marinaisgo @marinaisgo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Brushing the dog, he's a little squirmy, I brush faster. He puts my hand in his mouth and manipulates my fingers the way I did when I was teaching him to handle things carefully. It's called "gentle gentle." I catch on. Ask him if the brushing is too harsh, if he wants gentle.
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