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I mostly lurk. My dog is dumb.

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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is absolutely sports (laudatory). The groups compete for weekly music show wins. The fans make power rankings of the best singers and dancers and complain about management.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
But how many tampons are in space?!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dat Olympic fever
Ilia Malinin on TV in the background, my dog looking dumbfounded in the foreground
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Do you have any criticism on the shark science of this wine description?
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
And unintentionally on theme of problematic* creators whose art still provides insight (and enjoyment) *of varying degrees
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Yes! Definitely both!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This reminds me of one of the later Ender’s Game books, where there’s a planet of people who interpret OCD as actual messages from the gods. Although framing it as god rather than demon didn’t seem to make their compulsions any more bearable.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just learned that my bf has a completely different line for the expression “first the worst, second the best, third the ___”. Me, my friends, and a small selection of Gen Alpha niblings we polled think it’s “nerd” (with one variation of “turd”). My bf knows it as “third is one with the hairy chest”.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Am I the only one who remembers this Adult swim fake infomercial youtu.be/xg29TuWo0Yo?...
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Live Forever As You Are Now With Alan Resnick | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Did all of us play WoW? Is that another over represented cohort on Bluesky?
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I opened Bluesky for Charlie Kirk updates and this is immediately what I see
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Just read this one and now the second act of Hamilton makes more sense!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
MFer wrote “Engimas”
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Dainty ANGEREY Scared Glam Color preference: green, or maybe black/white
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Once I was in Europe and a Scottish woman asked me where I was from, I said the United States, and she literally responded with confusion “but you aren’t white”
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Over 2K at the Aliso Viejo protest, right in the middle of rich white southern Orange County. A towing bed with a cyber truck on it drove by and everyone cheered.
Protestor in cowboy hat made out of a Coors Light box
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Spotted in Orange County, I just assumed we were over represented in Disney adults :P
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Peppermint Pattie, Marcie, and sometimes Lucy, and sometimes the Little Redheaded Girl all have crushes on him. I’m not saying he’s successful with the ladies, but he’s definitely in a better position than your average hoe-less dude!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Ohhhhhh that explains the disorienting mix of like millennial waggish internet list + Facebook boomer drink from the hose content
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s shibboleths all the way down
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m curious if anyone shares my experience of this smear campaign being way less visible than Amber Heard. Is it not being on Twitter, or the landscape of TikTok changed, or have I just done a good job of locking down my YouTube algo? Or since we lived through Heard, the investigation came sooner?
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Me when my boyfriend goes to a Magic tournament
Scene from Bring It On changed to: I could make a killing selling something like Costco basketball shorts
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
For sure, I think we’ve all encountered Bellatrix-thirst
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Nooo I want to read the screed!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I have often thought the fascist takeover in those books, and especially how people like Umbridge played a role, was insightful (ironic given JKR now). The rich and the racist and the criminals were into it. They took over the govt and school and newspaper. They weren’t masterminds, just cruel.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
People have a hard time understanding that you can be racist without meaning to be. That’s why they think “I didn’t bring up race” or “I would say the same thing to a white person” are good defenses.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I think this is literally true, in the sense that they don’t interact with enough black and queer people, so they are always a decade behind trends. I think this whenever I see a Mormon influencer who looks like a 2015 era beauty YouTuber.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I remember your theory that some alt-text complainers are just mad they aren’t in on the joke, and then not long after I saw this post confirming it
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Seeing it written like this, literally feels like patriarchy/misogyny. The double standard, boys will be boys, look what she was wearing, boring mom and funny dad.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Watching the 50 years of SNL music doc, having the best time
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Blaming/worrying about the youth is the mind killer
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
And for “is not investing in competence a kind of maliciousness” I’m torn. It’s like trying to explain how epistemology connects to morality - it’s complicated? Plus once you get enough people working towards something, even if they’re bad at it, it kind of works, in a Twitch Plays Pokemon way.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I would read that blog, esp focusing on how this plays out in organizations. It comes up so often in interpersonal conflicts and the line between lazy and manipulative is hard to parse. (I searched “weaponized incompetence Reddit” and this was 3rd result) www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo...
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Honestly just curious, why do you reply with the same pic of Oliver Willis every day?
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I got my PENCIL
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Whenever I watch ITYSL I become increasingly convinced that this is actually the pinnacle of acting performance
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m not excited about the Mufasa movie either but that at least does make sense why you would spend a hundred million dollars to make a CGI lion. I respect the swing though.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It’s even funnier bc it’s a good movie apparently! The brits are annoyed, but they’re also making what I assume are puns/references to Robbie Williams songs that I don’t know.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m obsessed with the different realities where for some people Robbie Williams is a huge pop star and for everyone else it doesn’t even register as the name of a famous person.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I annoy my friends by yelling “reality is constructed!” every few months. By which I mean, reality, as experienced, is subjective. I have also been viewed as crazy/untrustworthy, and sometimes it’s been true bc my brain was lying to me, and sometimes it wasn’t but it’s shockingly hard to prove.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The roomba has started speaking to us in Italian
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
James Bond movies have a lot of Looney Tunes in them and THATS GOOD
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think people also use gesundheit (and salud, etc) because they specifically don’t like saying “bless you” for its religious vibe. And it’s also just fun to say, which of course is true of OP’s other examples too. Fun as in delightful, not funnily absurd.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
youtu.be/B9Z5YtWOJBM?...
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Big Boys - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Many such cases :/
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I hear you on all of that. Saying “go to therapy” is basically cliche now, but boy did it help me. Took several years though… and it’s still hard to walk the line between being too hard on myself and giving up.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Which is crazy, bc I’m smart and hot!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
(And of course for the misogynists, it reinforces reasons to hate women for being shallow.) But also, it provides an easy mental off-ramp for guys to just say “well there’s no point, I’m too ugly and dumb to even try.” And it’s not like women don’t do this too, I know I’ve let my brain tell me that.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I don’t disagree, but I think I was getting at a slightly different flavor of entitlement related to not wanting to change or grow or sacrifice. I think the blackpilled guys like the “you gotta get rich and jacked” advice bc it fits with things they already admire/desire for themselves.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
*Jenna Maroney voice* Did you know that before Steve Alten was a novelist he was in sports medicine
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