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marikobean

@marikobean.bsky.social
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I mostly lurk. My dog is dumb.

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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
But how many tampons are in space?!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dat Olympic fever
Ilia Malinin on TV in the background, my dog looking dumbfounded in the foreground
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just learned that my bf has a completely different line for the expression “first the worst, second the best, third the ___”. Me, my friends, and a small selection of Gen Alpha niblings we polled think it’s “nerd” (with one variation of “turd”). My bf knows it as “third is one with the hairy chest”.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Am I the only one who remembers this Adult swim fake infomercial youtu.be/xg29TuWo0Yo?...
youtu.be
Live Forever As You Are Now With Alan Resnick | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Did all of us play WoW? Is that another over represented cohort on Bluesky?
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I opened Bluesky for Charlie Kirk updates and this is immediately what I see
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Over 2K at the Aliso Viejo protest, right in the middle of rich white southern Orange County. A towing bed with a cyber truck on it drove by and everyone cheered.
Protestor in cowboy hat made out of a Coors Light box
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s shibboleths all the way down
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Me when my boyfriend goes to a Magic tournament
Scene from Bring It On changed to: I could make a killing selling something like Costco basketball shorts
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
People have a hard time understanding that you can be racist without meaning to be. That’s why they think “I didn’t bring up race” or “I would say the same thing to a white person” are good defenses.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Watching the 50 years of SNL music doc, having the best time
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Blaming/worrying about the youth is the mind killer
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Whenever I watch ITYSL I become increasingly convinced that this is actually the pinnacle of acting performance
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m obsessed with the different realities where for some people Robbie Williams is a huge pop star and for everyone else it doesn’t even register as the name of a famous person.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The roomba has started speaking to us in Italian
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
James Bond movies have a lot of Looney Tunes in them and THATS GOOD
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
First book of 2025
Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror“Two Words: Jurassic Shark”
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“Oops all witches”-ass society
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Much like its over represented population of former policy debaters and jeopardy contestants, Bluesky is dense with Terry Pratchett fans. Almost too many really. But how many of them named their WoW toons after Discworld characters and places, bc I had a server full of them.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
DFW bathroom Pictured: soap dispenser, water, air hand dryer Oh I hate this
It’s a public bathroom sink with a soap dispenser, water faucet, and hand air dryer, but all of the fixtures are unmarked indistinguishable slim metal cylinders that only slightly vary in size
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is Jug, that’s the name he came with
A gray dog opening his dumb mouth really wide The face of a conventionally handsome dogGray dog with red bandana trying to sit politelyIdiot dog captured mid-zoomies
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The bots have complicated opinions on the Federation’s war crimes
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is also what Diet Coke is for
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I enjoy seeing people re-find each other online. “Hi!” “You’re here!” It’s cute.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor. I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Day one working at a 4-day voting center! Apparently about 85% of people in this county do vote by mail, so it’s not busy (today). Plenty of normal people and a handful of “interesting” ones so far.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Marge left Homer with the kids and he was unfit for the task
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Easier for young men, harder for everyone else. Which makes sense for this person’s hypothesis that fandoms tend to become conservative. It’s especially apparent when it’s something originally primarily enjoyed by girls.
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
The fediverse is dumb
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
I don’t think I’ve seen something that has journalists quite so gleeful and catty and dumbstruck all at the same time
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #466,943!
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marikobean @marikobean.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
The way white women talk about brown mascara
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 15/08/2024
Difference matters because we do not live "single issue lives." Difference matters because our language, the tools we use to translate our anger, proceed from our unique positions in the world. To demand that we use the same language or have the same language to be in solidarity is a fool's errand.
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
ask your boyfriend how often he thinks about the Top Gear Toyota Hilux video
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
the "socially conscious" sex pest reply guy to raging alt right troll pipeline is real
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Josh Cain @joshcain.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
It's very crazy that journalists of all people spend so much time posting for pleasure. Our jobs are posting -- this is proof we don't have real jobs and all our enemies are right about us.
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