maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rewatching the blob (1958) for Halloween and why does this teenage boy look 40. It’s not just the furrowing his brow either he had those forehead wrinkles when he was trying to get in her pants in the first scene 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does anyone have recs for a weekend in Pittsburgh? Planning a thanksgiving trip with my parents and none of us have ever been there lmao. We’re planning to Airbnb so we can do a real thanksgiving meal and we’re all driving there but we need activities and restaurants for Friday and Saturday! 200
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time I have my apartment to myself I deep fry and today I accidentally started a grease fire (I am ok I got it under control quickly) 110
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only one of the new Taylor songs that stuck with me was Cleveland! which is sort of a perfect storm for my hatred. Fuck Ohio fuck Travis kelce 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The cool thing about working in dental is that it slowly turns you into a lifeless husk of your former self 001
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I voted for bridalpasty too but ig it’s not in their database or whatever www.nytimes.com/shared/v1/be...nytimes.comMy Top Shows — the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century30 Rock, Hacks, Severance and 6 more. 110
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Practical magic 2 is so good I will see it in theaters many times 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Alamo drafthouse is playing the trailer for the new t*m cr**se movie before practical magic 2 this is an anti-Nicole Kidman hate crime 120
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy practical magic 2 to all who celebrate 😌 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rewatching Matlock (2024) and someday when I live alone I will be taking inspiration from Mrs. Belvin and her dog Barry Manilow and I will get a cat and name her Nicole Kidman 110
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I made this chicken vodka parm sandwich last night with cutlets I prepped, froze, and air fried and spicy vodka sauce I froze in a cube. I’m lowk obsessed with freezing things tbh 100
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nicole Kidman and Sandra bullock would make a beautiful couple 020
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I wish elsbeth was a lawyer show and not a cop show but it’s so nyc and theatrey and she’s dating fake zohran so it’s chill 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is it just me or is Gillian Anderson doing a Dolly Parton voice in teenage sex and death at camp miasma 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Feel like pure shite just want her back (cats: the jellicle ball) 062
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every day I become more convinced I need to marry rich 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Roommate’s dog ate a blueberry upside down cake I made from scratch last weekend I want to SCREAM I only ate two pieces!! 100
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just found out that Michigan has weed zyns. They really know how to make a buck over there 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’m in season 3 of the good fight and I’m so obsessed with these little animated explainer songs why is Roy Cohn shaking ass and doing millennial heart hands 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My vacation got cut short because of this too I am becoming a single issue voter on this!!!! 100
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Whoever in the New York State government that decided to take away people’s old licenses instead of just punching a hole in it and stamping VOID kys 010
Reposted by maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 18/07/2026i need this to end in the swifties coming for bari weiss. if anyone can dethrone her it’s them 135039
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Got turned away from my rental car so now I’m stranded in Massachusetts!! Fml!!!! 100
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Highly recommend going to the dmv in a heat wave btw you get to sit in ac for free 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Watching the west wing 2020 when we all vote live reading I miss peak woke 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Feel like pure shite just want her back (elsbeth tascioni) 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026@ the great nosh on governors island and in the process of making s’mores ice cream for my birthday tomorrow. Hell yeah 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The worst part of trying to learn to take care of curly hair is how much time it takes. I just gave up 45 mins in because I hadn’t even gotten through half my head 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The thing about rocky horror picture show is Susan Sarandon is so hot but her bra fits so poorly that it’s all I can focus on 030
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Cats won best direction JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO!! 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026this is your periodic reminder to be nice to your dental staff! people are very mean to us! 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Sometimes when I get really depressed I watch the hours but turn it off when Toni Collette shows up. Idk if it helps but I do it 000
Reposted by maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Getting my period on the first day of Pride is a hate crime 2321
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Let’s all hope that my bed assembly goes well tomorrow so I can quit sleeping on the floor after 2.5 months!! 100
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Starting my (incredibly painful) period on the first day of pride month feels like a hate crime tbh 120
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I’m so excited I have a dvd player again that I have a rotating selection of my movie collection in the living room now. I brought out June’s a bit early—my Pride selection (minus Carol, which I do not know the location of) plus Birthday Girl starring Nicole Kidman, which I obv watch on my birthday 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026These crown heights sidewalks are gonna fucking kill me man 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Hacks is over what the fuck am I supposed to do with my life now 010
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Watching fuller house with the roomies and wow Bob saget is giving the worst performance of all time 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 25/05/20262 years ago I was crying myself to sleep in my childhood bed every night because I didn’t want to go to work and last night I cried myself to sleep in my childhood bed because I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow. some things never change 💕 000
maria naomi 🩷🤍🧡 @marianaomi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I wouldn’t wish bad chronic post-nasal drip on my worst enemy 💔 010
