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Mariana Hernandez

@mariana-hernandez.bsky.social
112 followers 11 following 17 posts

Writer. Firestarter. Certified menace. Just one woman, a signal, and the audacity to press send. Substack: @notsaintsnotsaviors

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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Ashli Babbitt wasn’t a martyr, she was part of a mob breaking into Congress. The Air Force granting honors doesn’t erase that, and dragging race into it is just racist deflection.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
🚨 ICE just detained FIREFIGHTERS. Not criminals. Not gang members. Firefighters saving lives. This isn’t about safety, t’s about racism. In MAGA’s eyes, brown & Indigenous = “illegal.” No human being is illegal. But ICE sure as hell is.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Yesterday, I tried to write about the CDC on Facebook. First, they shadow-banned me. Today, they went further: they blocked me outright. They call it “community standards.” But we know what it really is: silencing voices. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Save the CDC — Before It’s Too Late
When fascism comes for science, it isn’t just laboratories at risk, it’s every single one of us.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
CBS just installed a “bias czar” who reports to the President. We’re not watching the news anymore. We’re watching 1984: Live Edition, brought to you by Paramount. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.” — Orwell, 1984
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
🚨 My new book Trump Derangement Syndrome just dropped. Think South Park meets George Carlin on mushrooms. Satire so spicy it might be illegal in Florida. Get it here: a.co/d/0fThmdz
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Trump Derangement Syndrome: A Field Guide to MAGA Madness in 2025
Trump Derangement Syndrome: A Field Guide to MAGA Madness in 2025 - Kindle edition by Hernandez, Mariana. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Trump Derangement Syndrome: A Field Guide to MAGA Madness in 2025.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Reporter: “He couldn’t have possibly talked about him with Donald Trump.” Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.” Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You don’t have to believe in angels and demons to see what’s right in front of you. If “saving children” means shielding a man from accountability while he praises dictators, pardons criminals, and defends abusers, then your morality isn’t holy, it’s hollow.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Trump’s calling Epstein a hoax now. His own base? “Weaklings.” Everything’s fake except him. That’s not leadership. That’s a cult collapsing and blaming the followers.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Assimilation over division” sounds familiar. Because it is. From Native boarding schools to colonial conquest even Nazi “purity” laws, forced assimilation has never meant unity. It’s meant control. History doesn’t support your nationalism. It undoes it.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
They said we had Trump Derangement Syndrome. Turns out… they’re the ones infected. If Project 2025 doesn’t ban it, it might just be your new favorite book. Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHG7Q6YX
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/07/2025
Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Trump: “The economy is booming again.” Oh, you mean in: The State of White Nostalgia, The State of Tax Evasion, And the State of “Don’t Ask Questions.” Sounds less like an economy, And more like a cult with a calculator.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This post has more plot twists than a telenovela written by a conspiracy theorist on Red Bull.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If you’re in the wrong place (a corner, a parking lot, a Home Depot) Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping) Wearing the wrong clothes. Speaking the wrong language. Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you... They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Democrats control the weather? Sis, they can’t even control the Senate.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Trump sent a tantrum letter to Brazil demanding Lula stop Bolsonaro’s trial. Called it a “witch hunt.” Threatened tariffs. Tried to big-dog a sovereign nation. Reminder: Brazil isn’t your intern. Tariffs raise U.S. prices. Bolsonaro’s trial = justice, not persecution. Lula’s laughing.
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Mariana Hernandez @mariana-hernandez.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I’m Mariana. Unapologetic. Sarcastic. Controversial. Too real for MAGA. Too loud for algorithms with a weak stomach. (Hi, Facebook.) Hi, Bluesky. Let’s make some noise they can’t hide.
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