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Marcus Penn

@marcuspenn.com
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Father, Husband, Marine Veteran, Digital Forensics Guy, Geek, Atheist, DemSoc. I think clever things that sound stupid out loud. Roll for initiative.

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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 20/09/2026
Found this for you.
Section 1 Rights
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any pers of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; (highlighted) nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. (/highlight)
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 15/09/2026
Absolutely insane thing to say WHEN HE STARTED IT.
PaperclipAl @xiruxi.bsky.social
Gaza Genocide Denier
That's fucking unhinged and you come off as a bully over the slightest criticism.
6:35 PM • Sep 14, 2026
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 28/08/2026
I fucking love flying kites and this crushes my soul. Here’s a pic of two kites. One flown by me and one by my son.
Two kites flying in the air. The kites are very high.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 15/08/2026
You didn’t answer my question. This is okay with you?
GCSO further alleges that communications by Flores "attempted to manipulate the minor and expressed feelings of love and admiration more so than just a student-teacher relationship."
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 12/08/2026
I want to be clear. This is okay with you?
GCSO further alleges that communications by Flores "attempted to manipulate the minor and expressed feelings of love and admiration more so than just a student-teacher relationship."
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 16/07/2026
I do this every single time the Republicans text me.
Screenshot of a text message thread.

Received: Do you plan to vote in the August 4th Republican Primary Election?
1 = Yes
2 = No
Reply STOP to end

Sent: Republicans are fascists.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 12/07/2026
I don’t think there is any better place in the entire world than right here, right now.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 12/06/2026
I just want everyone to see this absolutely insane reply to a comment I made about the Trump T1 phone. My comment was about the build quality and that phones worth a damn don’t have ribbon cables on top of the battery. They go under it. Them things fragile.
The Colvin Study @ajcoog.bsky.social
Oh, sure, let's beat up on the factory workers and their 12-hour shifts, just because you hate outsourceing cheap imports masqurading as Made in America. Those workers and their little calloused hands are someone's children. What's wrong with you?
11:49 AM • Jun 11, 2026
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 11/06/2026
“The bombings will continue until morale improves.” apple.news/AHk_PCcpSRUy...
Trump said in a Fox News interview he had spoken with top Iranian officials Wednesday and they had asked him to stop the bombing. He said it would stop shortly, but added the US would hit Iran again tomorrow if its leaders didn't sign an agreement, Fox News reported.
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The attacks, which followed strikes on Tuesday in retaliation for the downing of a US Apache helicopter, underscored
Trump's growing impatience that the two sides have so far failed to reach an agree-ment.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 10/06/2026
The media is so afraid of Trump they are allowing to to just redefine discourse without even pushing back! There is no ceasefire! Everyone is shooting! Where are the journalists that will speak truth to power and other damn jobs? I am very glad we have independent media willing to stand up.
Summary

Iran says it targeted US bases in Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait
US military earlier struck Iranian targets near Hormuz
US official says no reports of harm to personnel or damage to bases
Tit-for-tat attacks come after US helicopter downed near strait
Escalation threatens uneasy ceasefire, longer-term peace plan
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 29/05/2026
Some even say it’s a concept of a deal.
Top Stories
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
U.S. and Iran have the
"makings of a deal," Bessent says
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 29/05/2026
YHGTBFKM
The most absurd article ever.

The Washington post
Did Trump pick the right blue for the Reflecting Pool? We asked a pool guy.
Old Glory Blue? American Flag Blue? Let's reflect on all the shades, while a federal judge mulls "aesthetic injury" in the president's latest decorating flourish.
May 27 at 5:00 AM 2026
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 25/05/2026
Solemn Memorial Day. Today I am thinking of my dear friend Marine Corps Major Matthew Gayler who died tragically of suicide in 2017 while on active duty. I miss him so much. Are you a veteran in need of help? Call the Veterans Crisis Line by dialing 988 and press 1.
A man in a long sleeve short and shark costume standing in the kitchen doorway. He is holding his hands up in a playful I’m gonna get you pose with a giant shit eating grin.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 23/05/2026
An episode title card from Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Enterprise D is seen in orbit of a planet. The text “Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism” appears in the upper left corner.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 28/03/2026
My sign for today.
Sign reading I went to Iraq, I will not send my sons to Iran.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 28/03/2026
Yeah, there are a lot of permission, but notice no camera, no microphone. The location in the foreground might be the worst, and I’m not going to install this just to see what location stuff it does.
Application permissions for The White House Android app.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 26/02/2026
The Frenchman from an early 2000s Flash video entitled The End of the World.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 01/02/2026
Letter to “Senator” Eric Schmitt saying:

Your appearance on Fox the morning of February ist was reprehensible. You said, "Through their rhetoric we're already seen tragedies. We're gonna see more of them unless they pump the brakes on this stuff." This is clearly a threat to the American people protesting executive overreach, violence, and lawlessness.
You have threatened American citizens with death. That is unacceptable.
You are supposed to be a co-equal branch of government performing checks and balances to ensure our republic and the ideals of democracy continue to serve as the beacon of freedom to the world.
You. Have. Failed.
Resign in disgrace, Mr. Schmitt. You are unworthy to represent me.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 24/01/2026
Governor Tim Walz• @governorwal...
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com
Mobilize your National Guard to protect the citizens of your state, Governor. Now.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 31/12/2025
We got this for my youngest (eleven years old) for Christmas. We started it this afternoon and after four hours I can honestly say, completely worth it. This was such a fun build! On sale for $24 right now. a.co/d/dOJExKN
A mega cyborg hand STEM building toy.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 28/12/2025
You know my answer before I even post it…
Album art for Dave Matthews Band’s Before These Crowded Streets. It is a photo of NYC with a city bus slightly blurred as if a long exposure. Two water rings appear on the art.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 20/12/2025
lol Is that label really from the platform itself?
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 04/12/2025
She has the attention of Flopsy.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 26/11/2025
I’m thankful for tamales.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 25/11/2025
My reply wasn’t kind.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 25/11/2025
I wasn’t kind in my reply.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 25/11/2025
The RNC has launched a text campaign filled with lies in an attempt to further interfere with the will of Missouri voters and seize power from the people. @missouriindependent.com @missouridemocrats.bsky.social
A text message from the Republican National Committee filled with lies. It features an image of a stop sign with “Missouri Alert” as the text. Another messages reads, “🚨 Black Friday Shoppers Beware 🚨  

Out of state interests are setting up booths and tables in high traffic areas during Black Friday shopping trying to trick people in to signing petitions. 

DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION! These groups are under investigation by the Attorney General for improper conduct.

Stop to End”

It’s all lies.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 15/11/2025
It’s electronics recycling day in my town and that means the true end to an era. I bought my first TiVo second hand in 2008 and was a subscriber for something like 12 years. Pretty sure this is every TiVo model we owned. There is another Mini floating around somewhere.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 28/10/2025
Search results for “put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years”. Trump said this and it’s being ignored by the entire media industry.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 23/10/2025
You missed the introduction of the new $20.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 19/10/2025
😑
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 19/10/2025
Here is another shot from No Kings in Jefferson City, Missouri.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 19/10/2025
Here’s one from Jefferson City, Missouri for you.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 18/10/2025
This is what democracy looks like. No Kings, Jefferson City, Missouri. @maddow.msnbc.com @maddowblog.msnbc.com
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 18/10/2025
Jefferson City, Missouri
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 15/10/2025
Evidence repair day! So many tiny screws.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 09/09/2025
I miss you, buddy.
Maj Matthew Gayler, USMC (1977-2017) points to his flamingos at the St. Louis Zoo in a picture from 2017. He is wearing sunglasses and his mouth is open, pointing with excitement.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 04/09/2025
I’ve been a @dmbofficial.bsky.social fan for almost 30 years. They played their most loved album front to back live over the weekend at legendary venue The Gorge. And I get to listen to a completely legal bootleg. 14 year old me is freaking the fuck out.
The album cover of Dave Matthews Band’s Before These Crowded Streets. It features a time-lapse photograph of a bus driving down a New York street at night, with two interlocking red rings superimposed on top, as if someone set a glass with condensation on the photograph.A psychedelic concert poster for Dave Matthews Band, dated August 30, 2025, at The Gorge Amphitheatre in George, Washington. The artwork features a bearded, long-nosed man in a tall hat sitting cross-legged on a raft made of logs carried by four turtles wearing robotic leg braces. He smokes a long pipe, with whimsical smoke curling into the sky, and holds a staff. A yellow dog rests peacefully on his lap, while a blue rabbit sits beside him holding a glowing lantern. Behind him, a fishbowl backpack holds a wide-eyed goldfish. The background shows surreal purple and yellow skies over a desert landscape, framed by ornate purple and orange border art. At the bottom, the text reads “Dave Matthews Band, August 30, 2025, The Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA.”
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 04/09/2025
Rookie mistake building a database from ~100 gigs of plain text and running out of disk space. I didn’t think that data would balloon so badly…
A patch in the shape of a computer monitor with the text, “A moment of digital forensic science”.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 31/08/2025
Big 10’s score chiron is giving 90s construction zone.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 29/08/2025
Browsing reddit while the work app fills circles and ended up on r/privacy. lol most of their suggestions are pretty bad, wrong, or just plain dumb. I’m going to venture most of them have no background in marketing or digital forensics. I have both and just giggled for an hour straight.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 22/08/2025
Clean your phone’s charging port. But don’t use water. Or rubbing alcohol, it has too much water. No, I didn’t spend a couple hours staring down my microscope cleaning charging ports. What gives you that idea? Mine was pretty bad, too…
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 20/08/2025
Well damn. No clue what I did and I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with her here. Did I end up on some moderation list?
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 20/08/2025
Happier than a pig in shit. Repairing devices to get at data is one of the most fun things I do. This is a badly busted Pixel 6a screen that is getting swapped. Donor screen is already prepped.
iFixit iOpener softening adhesive and anti-clamp providing separation to remove a broken screen from a Google Pixel 6a.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 15/08/2025
This @nbcnews.com headline is why our democracy is dead. Escalates my ass. Fuck you, NBC, for being complicit.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 14/08/2025
Last night I (DM) somehow managed a crit when rolling with disadvantage. Monster was a vampire caster. It had been knocked prone and was using a legendary action to kneecap the player right next to it. #winningatdnd
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 13/08/2025
Marine Corps buddy of mine asked about the clown fishes.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 11/08/2025
Gabriel Bell would like a word.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 08/08/2025
Another TracFone made my bitch. Man, I hate working on these things.
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Marcus Penn @marcuspenn.com · 31/07/2025
Drive on 50W: This evening I came home from two days in the field. Missouri has some pretty sunsets and scenery. I hope you enjoy joining me on this drive from Linn to Jefferson City, MO. It was the tail end of the 2.5 hour journey home.
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