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@marchecosmane.bsky.social
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You’ve found a Big, Blue, Friendly, Enby, Late-30’s, NSFW Cartoon-Lion-Dad. 🔞🚭🏴‍☠️🦁🐾 Part-time Fount of Fairly Useless Knowledge. Weirdly busy, but I love books, movies, cartoons & jrpgs. Draws on occasion, Mostly lions. FFXIV: Mateus@Marche Leoncruz

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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 5h
I hate feeling like a dirty pirate for buying a used game, ripping it to my PS2’s HDD, then returning it a few days later. (I only spent $5 more for a Switch game I’ve wanted for a while) But it also made my laser sound like a swarm of hornets got pissy they had to read a CD instead of a DVD.
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Marty @martincrownover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The perfect way to put it. They found a way to worm a subscription between you and your normal work.
A screenshot of a post on Threads by Joe Hill. The post reads: "Here’s a thought about the purveyors of AI. They aren’t selling assistance—they’re selling dependency. You give up on acquiring one skill after another, give up on the knotty, meaningful struggle to acquire those skills and AI takes over. It isn’t freeing up time so you can make more of yourself. It’s encouraging cognitive surrender so you can be less."
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 12h
Jorb get! And for $2 more an hour! Thank you for collective juju collaboration everyone, it worked.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23h
Yup, all done. 10/10 game. hot damn.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really glad I kinda had a whole week to go through Control Resonant. It’s winding down for me, which means it’s a mad-dash to the end and the writing is absolutely top notch. Sam Lake has done it again. If you enjoy the Remedyverse, it is not to be missed. Hot damnb.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Totally killed that interview! Had a blast, talked about local foods to try, made em laugh, had one do the DiCaprio point-snap meme about how I turned the thought of ‘monotonous work‘ into ‘potential flow state’. I cannot wait to be bored af at this place, FOR MONEYYYYY
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🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might have to trade in some stuff to a local indie gamestore soon… They had both the GameCube model I want, and PSO 1&2 for it. HRRRRMMMMMMMMM
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey hey, got a jorb interview tomorrow morning! Utilize your collective juju accordingly.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My arachnophobia is evolving from ‘can someone kill it please.’ To full-blown ‘fuck this eight legged monstrosity with the largest boot I own’ And all it took was moving to The South.
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Deviidog @deviidog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wish idea
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yea gods do I miss the thing I used to do that made the pain of existence leave me for a time. made people tolerable. made life softer. Made the Horrors™️ bearable. But I guess the mind clarity, and functional memory is worth *something.* :/
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp, Control Resonant hit too close to home and got me to cry, ughffff.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One day we as a species will begin to unlearn shame and forget cringing at each other’s actions. We will start to live earnestly and foster community happily regardless of backgrounds. And it’s all gonna start the day that absurdly fucking sad, old, orange narcissist dies, right?
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Xenoblade X is so slow. It really does like dangling carrots in front of ya. Oh, the customizable amnesiac wants to go drive a Skell? The coolest thing we have? The thing all over the box? Tough, go do endless menial tutorial tasks until we change our minds.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda ridiculous of squeenix to repackage FFX/X-2 for full price on Switch2, and only add… *checks notes* Bog standard Cheats and a smoothing filter? I don’t see the reason for it being a whole new SKU and not just an upgrade pack?? Same goes for Star Ocean 2?? What is going onnnnnn??
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Old art. Bunnies that live on the moon
Drawings of bunnies with black eyes
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmmmmmmm, taking my sweet time with Resonant. It’s a meatier burger than I anticipated, and while it feels like a response to Open-world games, it definitely gets lost in the sauce a bit more than often. I feel the fatigue set in, then I get a cool setpiece to rein it back in, But the bloat is real.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y’know, a while ago, Rabbit said their headcanon voicemail for Queen!Deltarune was Lisa Kudrow and now I can kinda hear it. Kris, Get the Banana.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pizza and movie night! It’s a classic: Romy & Michele’s Hogh School Reunion!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve realized my terrible taste in movies is not that bad. You should watch ‘bad’ movies. Hell, watch as many ‘Box Office Bomb’s as possible! Pluto Nash has some very stupid, yet funny jokes in it! You cannot get me to hate Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. Joe’s Apartment is secret musical GOLD.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Control Resonant has made me even more horrified by Mold. And this is coming from someone who had it growing in their left lung for a year.
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L.💙.V.E.games / Rabbit Rabbit @rabbitxrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His name comes from the medical term for bed wetting, so I sort of imagine him as some kind of waste handler
A dog man in yellow hazmat gear unbuttoned so he looks shirtless, brandishing a fire hose
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp, tried Swig. It’s… like drinking a scented candle. And the pretzel bites were weirdly wet?
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it’s not all hopeless, despite my feelings. I am grateful for the people who love me, despite my feelings. I am thankful for the things I still have, despite my feelings. I am just tired of being subjected to abject horrors on a daily basis with no clear way of escaping it or fixing it.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I might go back to drinking alcohol again in small amounts, y’know if the occasion calls for it, but fuck man, I cannot stand the smell of cigs at a base atomic level anymore. I get it, they’re cheap af here, but I sincerely don’t wanna hurl at you.
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L.💙.V.E.games / Rabbit Rabbit @rabbitxrabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway. I drew this at work yesterday (it was slow)
Ninja nurse named Ada
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The one treat I’m allowing myself is Control Resonant. Remedy’s been hitting it out of the park since Alan Wake imho, and I cannot wait for more of whatever Sam Lake is cooking.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ngl, this one was hard for me. All of these games have impacted me in insanely deep human ways that I could rant about for hours if given the opportunity. Each experience is worthy of your time spent, you will not be the same person afterwards. Stories shape who we are, hopefully for the better.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure, Everyone knows the song before it on the album, but Crescendolls holds a special place, in my butt. It gets me to groove, every time. #MarchMusic youtu.be/oor2uIqys8M
youtu.be
Daft Punk - Crescendolls (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
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Jupiter @mrcapricorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today we can see you, bisexual people. You’re not a bunch of hypocrites, nor cabal of promiscuous lechers. I’ve known a fair bunch of ‘equal opportunity investors’ who are lovely, wonderful people, even a few in my own family! Almost makes me feel like I’m too picky, but everyone has standards.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cook Out is amazing and y’all (I can unironically say that now) are just jealous. Please come visit, the yokels are scaring me.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks Lindsay, I never wanted to go on a cruise and now I never will.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda hate how many veggietales songs I still know by heart, but I’ll give it up, those were the best parts of it.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I felt like I actually gave a shit about engagement metrics there for a second, then remembered most furries don’t give a shit about much unless it’s a curated deluge of nsfw artwork. Unrelated: Wonder when that whole solar-flare-that’ll-destroy-all-technology is gonna hit?
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alrighty, finally finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2! I think I’ll do the Torna DLC sometime later, because I need a bit of break from it after this, but damn, glad it got that Sw2 upgrade because it’s one hell of a story! Can’t wait for all of 3, but definitely gonna tackle X before then!
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dr. Enuf is probably the perfect soda?? Classic has been a daily delight, but… The grape is fucking flawless.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel so bad that there are people who have never had Cook Out. It’s become my favorite food place in such a short period. It’s like eating at an actual family cookout, *and* I got a massive cup of Cheerwine. Maybe the folks in the North have been a bit too mean about the South.
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp, out one job, but miiiight have a better job on the way, ssssoooooo
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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°•.¡¿mærch?!.•° @marchecosmane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Therapist: Riff The Cat from Allegra’s Window cannot hurt you, he was just a puppet. Me: Cats do not have those TEETH, Doctor.
The horrific puppet homunculi cast of Allegra’s Window.
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