Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 18hDeeply annoyed that I can link my League Pass to Prime, but the only feed they've got tonight is the Raptors home stream. So I'm watching through the NBA app, uggghhhh. 001
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 18hBut I thought "the Raptors with Kawhi will be a contender" and "the Heat are still a play-in team"? 🤔 100
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 19hI have a love/fear relationship with Miami's insistence on playing its legit roster during preseason. 000
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Please don't fall apart this season Please don't fall apart this season Please don't fall apart this season Please don't fall apart this season 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My phone autocorrects "hero" to "Herro" and I should probably have it unlearn that. 000
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I mean, after The Shot, I'm a firm believer that every Heat roster should always have an old head veteran shooter. We can name the role after Ray Allen. Same locker and everything. 030
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026All right, Pat, make your move so I can finally stop hearing about maybe-Klay Thompson. 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Would have been nice to bring Strus home. (Not that Miami had anything left to offer 😅) 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026*Dirty Little Secret plays* 7-yo: Mom, I bet this is a song from the 1900s. Me: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW *Googles* ...it's actually from 2005 7-yo: *stares in "this is not the flex you think it is"* 🫠 100
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I feel like half the NBA got married this weekend. None to each other yet, though. 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Lol we're going to have to band together with Celtics fans to hate watch the Sixers? Ew. 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Help, my children are requesting Dai Dai and Sweet Caroline nonstop and it's possibly the weirdest medley ever. 000
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Me, queueing up the 3 PM news conference.static.klipy.comAdorable White Cartoon Cat SittingALT: Adorable White Cartoon Cat Sitting 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me, the basketball fan, yelling "FIGHT! TECHNICAL FOULS FOR EVERYBODY!" at Argentina and England. 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This continues to be the most random thing of the offseason for me. And that's saying a lot this year. 021
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Need a new trade or FA signing announcement so we can move off the Bam-Tyler blah blah. The media are bored so just milking it at this point. 020
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Argentina moving through this Cup like the 2024 Celtics. 🙄 210
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I'll say this: since basically the Bubble, being a Heat fan has been a nonstop RIDE, phew. Wouldn't trade it for the world. 😂 060
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The fanbase is more excited about this accomplishment than the 83 points. 154
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Anyway, looking forward to the real World Cup next year. 000
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comLoki's 'Yes Very Sad' ReactionALT: Loki's 'Yes Very Sad' Reaction 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 02/07/2026*Me, filling my husband in on today's NBA tea* Our 4-yo: Hey mom, are you guys talking about Tyler Herro? 😅 010
Marcela @marcelaphane.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I'm not a big Jaylen Brown fan, but this smear campaign is such a clear Exhibit A on why the Celtics are the worst. Happy for anyone to break free from them. 041