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Marijn

@marbiek.bsky.social
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Dutch🇳🇱, tortoise owner, into nature, guitars and anything that catches my brain

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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Giro makes some nice helmets, I comfortably wear mine for four to six hours at once
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No that was a man, can't have been Elliot because wE cAn alWays tEll
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He looks like he attempts to sell you things "fallen off a truck" but instead of a euphemism for fencing they literally fell off a semi.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big "I sleep in a bed with my wife" energy, except celibate
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same that in the 21st century the Beatles make fun but forgettable indie pop.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'd love to talk sometime when you are less busty"
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The title? Some incredibly blatant reference to knots
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(minder) Fun fact: degene die die injecties toedient kan geen medisch geschoold persoon zijn (Eed van Hippocrates enzo) dus word dit gedaan door beunhazen die nog geen ader kunnen vinden al geef je ze de kaart.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wat een schatje! Ziet er uit als een super jong dier
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good old artisanal craft-grifting
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(freeze frame of a log finaldestinationing though a windshield into the face of the driver)(record scratch) "Yup, that's me, very briefly disabled. You may wonder how I got here"
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can really taste that thyme was this bee's favourite meal!
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those jumper cables are *really* hard to get on
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They like to pretend that this is the same as the kind of career days that teens do get invited to, because to them the "lifestyle" (heavy airquotes here) is "normal" (heavy eyeroll here)
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's not pretend those two are equivalent
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nou ja, ze hadden gezegd dat je vóór het referendum een stemcode zou ontvangen, en dat was dus wat optimistisch
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Letterlijk nét ontvangen
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Idem! Word wel een makkelijk referendum zo
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So we'd generate a wave function of care and noncare that would after a while stabilize around a stable equilibrium
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If they dug slightly Deeper than Ea-nasirs mansion they'd find clay tablets that start with an issue number
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just straight up Pokemonning
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A creature with actual thought behind his eyes: (Admittedly that thought is "snack?")
A tortoise looking curious at the cameraman
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They wanted a saint but all they got was a holey man
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's the correct one, I'm pretty sure it springs from the same cultural well
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sounds therapeutic as heck
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Alternatively: "that's a good question and I am asking it myself too"
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For the curious: comic 5872 for a good view. And yeah, definitely way more green than teal
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He looks like he could help his neighbors move a couch
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not just bars, every group of people if large enough will contain a handful of idiots. They are easy enough to ignore in a 'letters to the editor' section of the paper but these days they can make video essays
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mocht hij nog een tour aankondigen, deze was echt binnen minuten uitverkocht dus wees er vroeg bij
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Heeft vorig jaar nog getourd, drie keer Tivoli uitverkocht
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Per uitgescholden homofoob mag je drie spelfouten maken
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Emps seemed to like Alicia and she followed his orders, that probably counts for a lot
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's going to have grand windows in the middle of a city, that by itself makes it entirely unsuitable for command of more than a birthday party
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jammer dit weer. Afgelopen verkiezingen was al duidelijk dat het Groene deel van de identiteit bij het GFT kan en dit bevestigt dat weer.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pleasing or Phleasant?
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are so many adorable ones around
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So yeah, fun fact: the admins can turn that off. And then you are just stuck with logging back in every time the token expires
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A solid 90% of small businesses run on Excel for anything that needs semi-customized admin. From to-do lists to quick analyses.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You'd include this in a history curriculum, which is where it belongs. Maybe revisit it around the Civics classes
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of www.knmi.nl/nederland-nu... voor de primaire bron
knmi.nl
Droogtemonitor
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That's what the pelt is for. Nature's shirt
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He hoped for silicone boobs But it's just old nuts
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh yeah, 12 year olds who hit puberty in a wonky way are a large part of the example
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Huh, with a subtitle like 'from peers to presidents' are you supposed to cut out the chapters about your sub-peers?
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm a pretty heavy coffee drinker and even my pot-a-day habit would feel that kind of dose
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You are half joking but it's surprisingly common for cis dudes to have hormonal issues (sometimes self inflicted) and get the resulting boobs removed.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ze klikken om als een metronoom naar 'die weive moeten niet zo zeike' modus
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The chapter of the Phrygian Damnators?
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh dang, facing an enemy with a trained military who are learning lessons out of Ukraine is dangerous for an early-generation drone? Whoa.
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