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Marijn

@marbiek.bsky.social
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Dutch🇳🇱, tortoise owner, into nature, guitars and anything that catches my brain

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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A creature with actual thought behind his eyes: (Admittedly that thought is "snack?")
A tortoise looking curious at the cameraman
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As ever wonderfully explained by Terry Pratchett
Rumination on the difference between Art and Not Art. The answer is the inclusion of urns and/or plinths
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mobile currently gives me this view: Which seems a bit excessive ad-real-estate wise
A page with an ad so large you can barely see the comic
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Ow my knees
Four ancient pots of paint from early zeroes
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Snowbells!
Dainty white blooms poking through snow
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"ik durf te zweren dat ik dit wel eens gezien heb, even googelen" Google:
Google's AI volledig in de war omdat BPM ook een Nederlandse set formulieren is
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Behold: the falumpiafel (falafel dough in lumpia sheets. A++ with toum and chili sauce)
The cross section of a lumpia
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm thinking helamite queen to go with these guys
Helamites, giant radioactive insectoids
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Super vet was het
The band in a tiny pool of light in an otherwise dark venue
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Flat caps get a lot of bad rep but they are not all Peaky Blinders, southern Europe makes some great summer caps
A guy wearing a blue white Alfonso 'd este flat cap
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Also would not mind Huron Blackheart
Huron Blackheart, Traitor Space Marine, with axe and flamethrower power claw
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Are their babies as adorably frazzled as the Eurasian species?
A baby bird, floating in water. The baby looks like it has anger issues and a severe drug habit, Tufts of orange and red sticking out of its head.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Not a joke, actual Dutch dish: Patatje Oorlog, aka war fries. Fries, mayo, peanut sauce and optional onions. Food of Gods.
A plastic tub of fries, topped with a lot of sauce and diced onion
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This kind? Yeah they are pretty cool
A tadpole-trike with a reclined wheelchair above the front wheels
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
For reference, this is the real flag of Amsterdam. Apart from the colours...not quite the same
A flag, three horizontal bands: red black red. The black band has three white X es
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Submitting Arnhem Centraal for consideration
People walking through a hall where concrete takes a shape between wave and organic
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
it's quite far beyond the size you can use parachutes for
A photo showing Starship being the size of the statue of liberty, or Big Ben
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
A bit more from the bottom would have been perfect but this is good. There are two ID marks I look for: 1. A spur. All greek tortoises have them, sometimes they wear down to a big scale but I don't see any here. 2. Toes. Russians only have four claws on each foot startortoises.net/goldengreek-...
Back leg of a tortoise
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Baby snapping turtle if I'm not mistaken. But it's equally adorable on tortoises.
Two baby Galapagos tortoises, one with a small tracker glued to his back
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Its done a lot, the answer is epoxy glue. But it's not cheap
A tiny snapping turtle with a tiny radio tracker stuck to his shell
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Yeah, was never a trash fish in the not-english speaking parts of the world (see: fresco from old Greece)
A fresco of a man holding bundles of presumably fresh Mahi mahi
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Naomi.ink op Instagram, maakt super leuke kleine beestjes. Ik heb:
A tattoo of a dragonfly
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Oh no! The sun was warm and the day long!
A tortoise, asleep in the sun
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
A tortoise, asleep in the sun
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Can I interest you in the Nasischijf? Indonesian nasi goreng, breaded and deep fried.
A gloriously breaded and deep fried clump of spiced rice
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
0,7 gram sugar/100 gram bread. No Sugar added for the rise
List of ingredients of bread. Mostly for reference with the American bread.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Same vibe as this lovebird "arrested" for involvement in crime
A tiny parrot in a (human) cell. His privacy protected by a black bar.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Robin egg? Like this robin egg?
Robin eggs. Pale blue like a sunny februari day sky.
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
"what opinion got you cancelled" the Goose asks, "what opinions Motherfucker?"
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Reminds me of owl legs
Two pictures of the owl, showing how it's long legs are hidden behind thick floof
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Done with it
I muted the word bear
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Futen doen dit wel in het echt:
Een fuut zwemmend met kleine zwart-wit gestreepte kuikens op de rug
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Seeing hares box is one of my great joys in spring, and one of the origins for why they are connected to the season. Fun fact: this is not male-male combat! Usually it's a female telling a overly persistent male to fuck off.
Two hares on their hind legs, hitting each other with forepaws
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
That's called a "tunnel" and they are very popular these days.
The Veluwemeer Aquaduct, a tunnel so short it becomes a sort of inverted bridge
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
It's winter so many tortoises are asleep. He's not though, catching some rays of the first sunshine
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
It is in just a moment (zo) annoying
Obvious and wildly incorrect machine translation in an email
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Alleen deze
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
As ever, Terry Pratchett nailed it. My favourite quote of his:
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/583655-hogfather-discworld-20-death-4
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
I love their bigger, and decidedly less Kawaii cousins too:
A sea hare. Imagine a slug crossed with an alien mothership
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Vanuit de trein ook cool
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Marijn @marbiek.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Wat goed werkt: een garde
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