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Andrew Saffrey

@mapsman.bsky.social
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💼 Transport planner, highway engineer and urban designer
❤️ Beer, language, architecture, active travel, food, music, geography, politics, fatherhood, Brentford FC ⚽️, rugby league 🏉 
📍 Costa del Stoke, Coventry 🐘mapsman@mastodonapp.uk ℹ️ Woke AF

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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Surely I can’t be the first to have thought of this?
A political campaign poster of Andy Burnham in the iconic 2008 Shepard Fairey Hope poster style. High-contrast stencil portrait, block shading, stylized geometric mid-tones. Limited color palette of deep navy blue, light blue, cream, and vibrant red. Burnham is wearing his signature glasses and looking off into the distance. At the bottom, a solid dark blue block contains the text "EH UP" in a bold, clean, capitalized sans-serif font. Retro vector illustration, political pop art.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Arthur Atkinson was one of the great wartime comics and dominated the comedy scene up and down the country. He appeared on his great radio show 'Hot And Cold All Over'.
Arthur Atkinson had an uncanny resemblance to Paul Whitehouse 🤔
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What on earth is this graphic about?
Commonwealth Games graphic as used by ITV midlands news
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
McDonald’s ads are getting weirder and weirder
A photo of framed poster with the legend “could it be sepsis?” In the same typeface and similar colours to McDonald’s advertising
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Finally a politician who’s never going to let you down or desert you.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sounds like an excellence public investment strategy
A cartoon by Andy Singer: the top imagine is a congested road with the caption “public investment”; the bottom image is a picture of an electric tram with the caption “wasteful subsidy”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Category of one? Motorway service areas accessible on the National Cycle Network. This perhaps unique scenario is due to South Mimms services predating the concept of motorways altogether. The junction’s real name is Bignalls Corner, where the Barnet Bypass (1930s) crossed the contemporary A6.
National Cycle Route branding on a direction sign pointing to South Mimms Services
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Live scenes just in.
Still from the IT Crowd with the caption below Jen (played by Katherine Parkinson) saying: “I’m too tired for revolution”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Snip from: https://www.warwickshirerailways.com/lms/lnwrrm864.htm
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Livin the dream, people.
A hotel booking reminder email for an unglamorous English town.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I was completely expecting this… thought it would be 70 to be honest!
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped “listening age” of 65 years old.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A photograph of British Conservative politician Jacob Rees-Mogg with his childhood nanny Veronica Crook
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
AI is wild.
A screen grab of an Everton FC social media post showing their new stadium with Meta’s AI-generated questions referring to “Rotterdam stadium” 🙈
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
There’s always a Simpsons meme
A still from the popular TV cartoon show “the Simpsons” with Beatnik versions of the normally strait laced Flanders family. Beatnik Maude is saying “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
A stopped clock is right twice a day
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I’m guessing this is a scary junction and loads of people have had near misses?
Screen shot of a map showing a location called “Kinnell Crossroads”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I mean, if you’re gonna do phallic graffiti outside a Chinese restaurant, at least make it this one
Photo of a Chinese restaurant in Leicester called Big Wang
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Spotted at my local #cricket club. Brilliant business name. Wonder which service he was there to provide?
Photo of a Peugeot Partner Van with a business name of “Pumps and Stumps” written on it.  The business offers services in beer cellar and cricket ground maintenance.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bourgeoisie: “Please don’t work from home. But please don’t travel to work and stuff it’s weird”
Latest in a string of headlines in the business/finance/management press which tramples on likely made up or petty indiscretions of the working people.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They aren’t even trying to hide it are they?
Daily Telegraph headline: “Britain doesn’t deserve to host the World Snooker Championships”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Thank god they included walkways and cycleways in the new Silvertown Tunnel eh?
Screenshot of headline that reads: “London’s Woolwich Foot Tunnel is closed until further notice”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Deliberately provocative? Maybe not. Just motor normativity. Anything that reclaims our streets as social and communal spaces has to be couched in words like “closure” or “disruption”. Even worse when collisions occur and the last sentence of the story is normally always about delays.
BBC News headline: “Road closures planned for Sikh procession”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Why do the good guys always let you down? </s>
Screen shot of article reporting Marine Le Pen’s conviction for embezzlement
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Pictures out of context.
Hannah Fry grapples with a huge sausage
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Reader, it continued!
Vince McMahon reactions in ascending order
1) choir practice
2) new suit 😗 
3) haircut
4) curry for dinner
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Today I was on leave. A short story.
Vince McMahon reaction meme in increasing order:
1) walk into town
2) cooked breakfast 
3) oat latte
4) pint of stout before 11am
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
***immediately fires up Zoopla to find a place in Chester***
A screenshot of BBC news with a headline for a story about David Baddiel criticising Chester as a place to live
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
Llyn Brianne spillway with a bridge at the bottom of the race
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
For the love of God, make it stop.
Who wants to travel in a straight line anyway?  Another ridiculous indirect bus route depicted on a map.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
FFS, this is why people don’t want to use buses. Sort. It. Out.
A map showing a bus route that zig zags in a way that adds 10-20 minutes to what could be a simple and direct corridor.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Conservatives are the real snowflakes
Headline from New York Post explaining that Trump’s presidential inauguration would not take place outside due to the forecast cold weather
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Christmas #quaxing complete
A photo of two bottles of port
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Does anybody know why national government is determined to sabotage our infrastructure like this?
Another screenshot of a BBC news story about a closed bridge due to government funding restrictions
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Broken Britain.
Another local bridge is also suffering issues.
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What a way to run a country.
Screen shot of BBC headline of news story about multiple failed funding bids for money to repair a concrete flyover whose emergency closure has led to the suspension of rail services and traffic disruption
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Absolutely yes! And will probably get us right to the bottom of the M1 at this rate… 👌
Screen shot of Spotify app with Kraftwerk “Autobahn” showing as the currently playing track
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
He must be buzzing, so close to his birthday!
Screen shot of sky sports news with the headline “Jesus bags hat trick”
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Andrew Saffrey @mapsman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is this satire? #euston #hendy
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