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🇨🇦MapleZero

@maplezero.bsky.social
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Designer, artist,educator, creative, progressive. I won’t knowingly post AI content, especially without labels. We don’t need more of that shit. Based in YYC. He/Him

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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 18h
Finally got my Fascist Flyer. I was beginning to feel left out. Wonder where they were printed? Contracted out to the US? Or does Sam Mraiche have a printing press as well?
UCP Fascist Flyer
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That time of year again:
Good Twitter post from AS Paul. Image of Halloween City store with the caption “take me down to Halloween City in a former Sears in a mall that’s shitty”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What Donald Trump thinks he’s referring to when he says he was rescued from the rubble…
Barney from the Flinstones
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have a simple suggestion for making the purrfect country even stronger!
Kitten affectionately rubbing its cheek against a Forever Canada sign.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some good news:
Screenshot saying Preston Manning is 84 years old.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My review of the latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer.
Zohran Mamdani says “That’s a lot of characters”.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Went to Greenview Industrial Park’s Tango 2 Echo Fest today. Amazing car show, entertainment, food trucks, stuff for the kids. And amazing volunteers distributing Forever Canada signs. Nice work all around everyone! Thanks so much. (On until 4, apparently)
Tango 2 Echo programme
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My mosquito bites seem different this year guys.
Eye guy from power rangers.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Maybe the one thing he said that was honest, and he was mocking people.
Jason Kenny saying “people will die as a result of conservative policies.”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The US is being run by a meanspirited Emily Litella
SNL’s Gilda Radner on Weekend Update as Emily Litella, the old lady who is hard of hearing “What’s all this I hear about violins on Television!?!”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Meanwhile, Danielle Smith…
From Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: Child Catcher drives off with children imprisoned in his wagon.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If AI hadn’t ruined everything, this would be a perfect opportunity for a single-serving website.
Lucy Van Pelt waits at her psychiatric booth, with the sign below reading “The Straight of Hormuz is…” with a little card tacked up that says “Closed.”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not much for the Calgary Stampede these days, but I see a horse galloping away. What do you see?
Cloud in the sky?
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not defending Smith. There aren’t many people I hate more. But it looks like there are some provisions for those who are already senior. Not that I trust the UCP.
Automatic enrolment
The following individuals will automatically be enrolled to receive their rebate:
• People receiving the Alberta Seniors Benefit
• Clients enrolled in:
• Assured Income for the Severely
Handicapped (AISH)
• Alberta Disability Assistance Program
(ADAP)
• Income Support
New clients who are enrolled in these programs after July 1 will need to apply through the portal.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Make good choices!” *Sigh.*
Kang & Kodos for president campaign signs. 

Kang: Either way your planet is doomed


Kodos: Twirling towards freedom
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Our construction fence of incompetence is taller than skyscrapers. A lot of people are saying that never before have a they seen this amount of bullshit.”
Trump shows chart comparing height of skyscrapers to length of reflecting pool.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“The man on TV seems very intelligent & he says we should stop caring about people & the planet, & sacrifice everything to AI, because AI is the future & its going to do all the great things, whatever those may be! And he should know because he wants to invest all our money in it.” *man on the tv*
Image of Snively Whiplash, cartoon villain with a stovepipe top hat and handlebar moustache, waving his hands and laughing maniacally.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
His government passed all kinds of laws to damage our election integrity and now he’s all…
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We stuffed our cats into carriers and took them to the vets and they forgive us. We don’t deserve them. ❤️
Kitty cuddling on mom’s lap.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is criminal. And it seems like a logical next step for a province who puts the economic burden of new arenas on the working class instead of the billionaires who will profit from them. BTW, O’Leary can go fuck himself. Trump will go down, and I hope he takes all these grifters with him.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
designmom.substack.com/p/playing-su...
God: Is there anything you're willing to do to protect your family that's not the plot of an action thriller?
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“Focused on Iran…”
Post from newswire explaining Trump has spent over $100 million on golf in his second term.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Scary stuff. I hope everyone gets out safely, and they get things under control. My brain immediately went to Julie McCoy. Don’t leave the Lido deck, Julie!
Love Boat Cruise Director Julie McCoy.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Funny, I don’t remember Travis Toews working for the NDP.
Alberta finance minister says diversifying revenues away from oil and gas is a long-term 'luxury'
Travis Toews said the government should look at ways to become less dependent on oil and gas in the long term, but the priority is to eliminate the deficit by cutting spending and not raising taxes
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I never hear anyone talk about this version of a Christmas Carol. It’s one of my favourites.
DVD cover for the 1970s movie musical Scrooge with Albert Finney.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I love superheroes, but at the same time, I’m disturbed by the amount of hyper-sexualization of women. I mean, just look at this!!!
Playmobile kinder egg toys of Harley Quinn, Batgirl, Supergirl and Catwoman.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Anyone know the creator of this cartoon? I saved it last year and I still can’t stop laughing. Expectations.
Six panel cartoon: Scrooge shouts out the window, “you there. Boy! What day is it.”

Boy: “Why it’s my birthday!”

Scrooge: “Oh, it’s…it’s not Christmas Day?”

Boy: “It’s that too. It can be two things.”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
BTW, saw this this morning from TMBG and immediately bought it for a friend. (Assuming it prompted the tweet)
Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch available through the TBMG store.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Our poor cats are indoor cats but we built them a catio. But now they are bored inside because of the snow, so we bought them one of these things. I expected it to be crap but they love it. We’ve had it for a week and she still gets so excited when we hook it up. #cats #cattoy #catjoy
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I can’t express how much I respect and appreciate Mamdani - he may be my biggest reason to hope - on a bunch of levels, but he still looks like a muppet sitting on a wall in this shot.
Photo of Mamdani and Trump in the Oval Office with its ugly faux gold bedazzling. Mamdani has two chairs in front of him, which crop the view of his legs weirdly.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Mood today.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It is time.
Poster for Over the Garden Wall
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
As we get into spooky season, if you’re looking for cult or classic horror movies, don’t forget Kanopy, a streaming service free with your library card from many libraries (it’s not unlimited - you get so many credits per month). Lots of forgotten stuff. (Email screenshot)
Kanopy email screenshot.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey Ward 4. Sheldon Yakiwchuk has made hay off of being an independent candidate. But you may want to look at who he associates with…anti-vaxxers, separatists. Do some research before you vote.
Speaker list for the Reclaiming Conference.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Was his face this awful all day? Or did it go back to his usual awful face? (I know. Mocking someone’s appearance is bad. Only real assholes do that.)
Donald Trump mocks a reporter with disabilities at a campaign rally. This should have been the end of it.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Not animatronic, but an extra posable skeleton with light up eyes is a pretty good deal- $50 at Home Depot in Calgary. He has finger joints! (Leave it alone, Beavis!) #Halloween #yeahitsearly
Extra posable skeleton with ball joints at the hips, shoulders, neck, head and waist. And bendable fingers.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
BlueSky has added Saved Posts or bookmarks! My phone said the app was up to date but no bookmarks. So I deleted it and reinstalled. Voila. I feel like my main use for bookmarks is collecting ammunition for political arguments so this is handy. (Funny stuff too tho)
Screenshot of the bookmark button in BlueSky.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We see AI being implicated in multiple suicides, including children’s, & spreading critically incorrect information that can radicalize, or lead to injury or death, not to mention the copyright issues. We should be setting serious regulation before turning to talking about adoption.
Article: 
The Hill Times
Opinion: Innovation put Canada ahead in Al; adoption will decide who benefits
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Yeah we voted for him the last time around. A couple of my neighbours, some who I respect, have signs up for Sheldon Yanichuk, likely because he wants to repeal blanket rezoning. But he is a speaker at this thing, so I’m thinking no damn way.
A list of awful public speakers for a conference.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Trump was really concerned with peoples innocence when he took out a full page newspaper as condemning the Central Park 5, young innocent black men to years and years in prison for someone else’s crimes.
Screenshot of Trump in the Oval Office, blathering: TRUMP: “Innocent people shouldn't be hurt. You have a lot of people that could be mentioned in those files that don't deserve to be bc he knew everybody in Palm Beach”
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Canada, stand down. Rumour has it the White House is going to burn itself down this time.
Fox News post: “white house unveils new presidential portrait in west wing.” Pictured: A shitty AI portrait of Trump.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If only Bob Newhart were alive today.
Bob Newhart on phone.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
President asshole mocking someone with disabilities.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You shall see a cow on the roof of a cotton house.
Scene from ‘Oh Brother, Where Art Though?’ Showing a cow on the roof barely visible above the surrounding flood water.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
“Danielle Smith says requiring Albertans to eat shit is worth considering.” The only things not “worth considering” to Danielle Smith are those that are feasible, kind, fair and inclusive.
Headline: Danielle Smith says pulling Alberta out of supply management is worth considering
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I knew I’d seen her before…
Closeup of the evil child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He was the absolute creepiest freak I had ever seen. But even he didn’t kill children.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hmmm.
Tweet showing more Canadians believe US is the enemy followed by a tweet showing Doug Ford and Danielle Smith consulting Americans instead of constituents.
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🇨🇦MapleZero @maplezero.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Happy lazy #caturday.
Cute kitty sleeps beneath the hedge with sun on her face.
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