gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if your atrium looks like this, you do NOT need to worry about biden's tax plan 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you really got to admire sean schemmel...the man of a thousand voice 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all my legs fell off and won't go back on?? important note: this joke only works if you happen to know that I am fortunate enough to, in actual fact, have relatively healthy flesh-legs fully attached to my torso 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i love how the worst people ever are the main targets of moderators and so when they adapt to the realities of their position but accidentally apply it to the wrong person, from an outside perspective of them dehumanizing a perfectly valuable community member fucks everything up. thanks, bad people! 100
Reposted by gabringisPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous 337976
Reposted by gabringisgabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 07/04/2026horse racing humans running and the rats are jockeys like ratatouille 001
Reposted by gabringisgabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Does saying "please" and "thank you" to AI cost millions of dollars in electrical costs? Yes. Is AI able to appreciate it in any way? No. Am I going to stop? No. Because: That would be rude, 001
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026just learned that nuclear power plants use borated water for cooling and i think that is very nice 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026when you get famous you apparently start wearing colored glasses indoors so if everything starts looking orange that's how you know you've made it 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@wikipedia.org is too scared of cancel culture to change this in their articles 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 29/08/2026weird that they call him big foot even though he has multiple foots. he should be called big feets 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 16/08/2026lots of the time your existence is controversial and that's one downside to being a human 000
Reposted by gabringisBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Jerry Seinfeld in a sensory deprivation tank, forced to turn his observations inward 416629
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 03/08/2026if your penthouse looks like this, you do NOT need to worry about biden's tax plan 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 29/07/2026don't worry, you aren't being fired - we've restructured in a way that has led to you being demonetized 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 28/07/2026oh shit, sorry, i didn't know i was typing instead of moving 000
Reposted by gabringiswint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026They are not pooping on schedule. This must end 1181365
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 26/07/2026tears are the evidence of truth moving through you 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 26/07/2026the boogeyman doesn't have to be real to cast a shadow 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 26/07/2026just realized how badly the name "the scat man" has aged, and I need to look sadly through a dark window for a bit 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 26/07/2026any body can turn water into wine if yuo grow grapes ...more you know...think about it 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 25/07/2026sorry to announce that I am back on my bullshit 100
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 25/07/2026waiting to see if the electricity is shut off today or not is like the sword of damocles but without all the perks! 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I just told my 99 year old grandmother "go piss girl" And, I mean, obviously there's context. Like, I didn't just say it out of nowhere or without explaining why I was gonna say it But It happened Nothing can make it un-happen 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 24/07/2026history started off made of rocks. then, everything was orange. after that, things were black and white. color was invented soon afterwards - since then, the spectrum (ruled by the 11 autistic lords) has been at peace 020
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 20/07/2026if you think about it, deltarune is pretty much the same as neon genesis evangelion...sad kids save the world and it doesn't make them any less sad 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 18/07/2026okay, I get that wikipedia is important. I get that. but the only explanation you owe me right now is why you've resorted using clickbait to get money 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 07/07/2026there's so many good television shows on television these days. i love to watch the shows 110
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 01/07/2026it's called "deep frying" because you are frying food while thinking about death and stuff 000
Reposted by gabringisBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026That’s weird. I could have sworn it went back and forth between Berenstein Bears and Berenstain Bears rapidly every time you checked 1494
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 16/06/2026the people who cover their cars must think we're so stupid. nice try, but we know what's under there, you can't trick us 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 08/06/2026greed is toxic...money does strange things to people. even now my bank won't stop calling me asking for money. sure, they pretend that's not what it's about, but sooner or later every conversation turns to my "outstanding balance" 000
Reposted by gabringisgabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 29/11/2025my wife and I were discussing the old Batman movies and said "did they have to make things stupid because people didn't know how to watch movies?" 001
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 08/05/2026haha i thought hemingway was spelled with 2 m's. also i thought it was a lady, but it turns out he was a dude. haha what a world 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 14/04/2026@feldfrog.bsky.social I had a dream last night and came up with a joke in your style. Then, you showed up and started telling my joke, pretending you'd come up with it. Please give me back my joke because I can't remember what it was. 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 11/04/2026even though we're working like dogs, there's a mole ratting us out...I swear, this place is a snake pit. birds 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 07/04/2026horse racing humans running and the rats are jockeys like ratatouille 001
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i don't always see dogs when i look out the window, but when i do, they're always directly in the middle of taking a shit 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 29/03/2026the name 'toby fox' is short for 'tobias foxfucker' 010
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i love the show invincible because viltrumites will shove a nuke up your ass and when you die from it will be like "well, they were weak" and somehow that ideology didn't hold up under scrutiny and I'm 100% here for that kind of dismantlement of bullshit 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 25/03/2026what ever happened to that one girl do you think she's still in her mum's car vroom vroom 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 09/03/2026geese are misunderstood and it ticks me off but also makes me feel like I'm one of the chosen few who know the secret handshake to enter the goose zone safely 000
gabringis @manysandwiches.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"you aren't good person, you only do things for others because it feels good" bruh the fact that it feels good means you're a good person 000
