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Mandate the Ostrich

@mantheos.bsky.social
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AuDHD ‘Beta man’ 📀🎱🇵🇷🇬🇱🪁🧦 Serial commenter. Leftist & anti-maga but my non-political ideas are just as based. UWZ COT XARI 🌈 overthink • overshare • overstimulate 🤌 This page is pro 🏳️‍⚧️ Hank Green liked my reply once so I’m on an ego trip now

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The miserable cat ladies comment 😂 sorry I should’ve worded that better
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Gorgeous! Even by hurried standards the craftsmanship is evident. I love Linos I want to get back to making them sometime soon
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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 13/09/2025
The last couple days have shown two things: 1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk. 2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If he were a conservative saying that about biden’s death he would be on Joe Rogan right now
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
JD Vance seems to know a lot of qualified women
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Feeling like Green Day the way I’m singing about the propaganda machine
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ArleneE @arleneevers.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Someone in Tr*mp's admin asked Romania to send the Tate brothers back to the USA (they're in FL now). Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Well yeah cause they’re not fucking sorry. They got the clicks they wanted and now it’s too late to undo the damage
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That’s not enough. They’ve already done irreparable damage
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Alright folks pack it up we’re not gonna be able to top this joke
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Onion levels of satire atp
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’ve been saying this since Jan 6th and refuse to be gaslit any longer
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Man he will do anything to distract people from the Epstein files
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
They called for a civil war until they didn’t have a minority to blame it on. They wanted a justification not an answer.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not being able to trust mainstream media is a dictatorship indicator
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I almost feel bad for them lol they were so damn excited
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Who would’ve thought turning twitter into an alt-right cesspool would have consequences in real life???
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The whiplash from using slurs to praying for this guy’s “lost” soul is crazy, I’m worried she’s gonna need a cast
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Blaming the left is a hell of a lot easier than dealing with cognitive dissonance
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You’re right but I’d hesitate to call it “gone wrong.” IMO the conservative propaganda machine knows it’s deliberately misleading; they just don’t want their voters to think they’re being misled
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I know this is a goofy statement but in all seriousness however dumb you may worry a question is I guarantee that at least one other person in the room was too embarrassed to ask something similar and is silently thanking you
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Smh, i thought pesticidical violence isn’t the answer guys
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Anyone insisting we honor him in death is no better
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Every one of these motherfuckers is a spineless, pathetic scourge on society
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This indicts every single person who voted against releasing them. May history hold them accountable for their bullshit.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Yes sir. The rights of one end where the rights of another begin.
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Well well well look who suddenly cares about school shootings
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Don’t have the emotional bandwidth for the people who are trying to scrub history in real time but will then go on to claim they disapproved of him all along
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
*sexily* oh no I hope someone didn’t… 🫦 swallow the key
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The more they distort the truth the less power we have as a collective to do something about it. You’re not crazy dude we just live in hell
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
He wouldn’t want this legacy. His life was just the price to pay for the second amendment, remember?
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Learn your rights my friends and stay safe out there. No human being is illegal
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The United States literally would not exist without immigrants. Anyone supporting deportations is a nationalist, not a patriot
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This tasteless late-stage capitalistic grifting is the exact legacy that man deserves
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’d be sold if it weren’t for the fact that there are so many identical middle aged white men working for trump 😅 I’m with you though it’s all shady as hell and he was definitely signaling
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Do it
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I hate sounding like a conspiracy theorist but when the reference points for fact are so intentionally distorted by the people in power it’s rational speculation
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It’s taken way too long to find someone willing to entertain these possibilities Ty for the validation 😭😭 Anyone who’s seen the desk Kirk speech and doesn’t think it’s ai is delusional they are trying desperately to hide so much bs that it’s not even funny
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
No literally we’ve come full circle because nobody can or should trust Trump’s government. He’s an autocrat on the loose and that would be in line with strategies dictators have used for ages to divert attention and consolidate power
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Don’t forget his dehumanization of black women and admission that he’d force his 10-year-old daughter to carry a forced pregnancy to term
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The only ones calling for mass murder are the ones benefitting from deviated attention from the Epstein case
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
As if trump isn’t the one telling his base to beat up all the leftists
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It’s the RFK Jr approach: gun it as fast as you can to find an answer that suits your narrative no matter how many logical hoops and lies it takes
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Because editing shit to scapegoat is easier than dealing with cognitive dissonance
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
friendly reminder: you’re not being a “conspiracy theorist” if you refuse to take the word of law enforcement at face value, especially ones clearly connected to the current admin
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Well of course he doesn’t want to eradicate cancer - he’d be dead!
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Normally I hate conspiratorial bs but the more I learn about the situation the fishier it is
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Can they call an Etsy witch on him?
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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
And yet they still find a way to blame it on the HBCUs
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