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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 13/09/2025

The last couple days have shown two things: 1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk. 2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.

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ArleneE @arleneevers.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Someone in Tr*mp's admin asked Romania to send the Tate brothers back to the USA (they're in FL now). Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Alright folks pack it up we’re not gonna be able to top this joke

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I almost feel bad for them lol they were so damn excited

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The whiplash from using slurs to praying for this guy’s “lost” soul is crazy, I’m worried she’s gonna need a cast

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Every one of these motherfuckers is a spineless, pathetic scourge on society

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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

friendly reminder: you’re not being a “conspiracy theorist” if you refuse to take the word of law enforcement at face value, especially ones clearly connected to the current admin

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Been a hot minute since I came on here but threads is getting a little wild

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Last semester i was going through it and struggling with my mental health and I got on probation for low attendance and not keeping up. I just showed up for class and I was panicking because the room was empty and realized I came half an hour early. Progress comes in baby steps I suppose 😂💟

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Nobody can convince me that eyelash curlers look like anything other than mini medieval torture devices

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Calling right now that if Harriet Hageman is ever parodied on SNL she’s gonna be played by Fred Armisen

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

What do the orange squares mean in so many bios/usernames?

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Relatives will say “you’re 22 you know you don’t have to sit at the childrens table anymore right?😁” & then proceed to drag your outfit for laughs and lecture you for 45 mins on why they disapprove of your prescribed psych meds No thanks I think I’d rather watch bluey with the cool kids 💙

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I hate my state for a lot of reasons but one thing I will concede is that Florida skies can be very pretty when they want to. These were all within like 40 minutes on the same drive

View through a moving car window of a patch of palm trees in green and a wide rainbow in the sky

Black silhouette of a stretch of trees and sprawling cotton candy hued clouds across vibrant sunset

Gold tinted sunset with a tree silhouette in front

Black and navy sky with a golden stripe on the horizon

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Just passed a car with a bumper sticker reading “tiene un novio tóxico” with a clingy stick figure holding a knife and I think it was trying to be funny but I really hope that driver is doing okay

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

On a human level I feel sorry for these people but I’ve become increasingly irate at the folks who couldn’t be bothered to do the most basic of research before getting us into this mess

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Yall I was gone for a few days apparently I missed Laura loomer making an account over here??

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

My little sister just came into my room after she went to bed and asked me if I had any “Drake repellent spray” so if anyone asks yall drizzy is allergic to lavender air freshener

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Accidentally started a *spirited* discussion at my family gathering by lightheartedly asking my grandmother if she’d ever considered getting tested for autism. She was intrigued and in no way took it badly (one of my brothers and I are low-needs autistic) but my mom/sister/aunts reacted as if (1/2)

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Okok message hear but please pick a different character for this my boy soos would NEVER 😭

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Real shit. Conveniently those blood drop stains will be invisible to those already wearing the hats.

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Eternally grateful that when I see my family elders this season they will not judge me for my sexuality but rather tell me to use my phone less (while showing me Facebook memes) and to get on a diet (while they offer me dozens of very caloric dish options) just as they do for everyone else 😌💜

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

“Jolene” is a nuanced lyrical masterpiece that paints a beautiful portrait of its titular baddie only for repeated listens to reveal the narrator’s own insecurities as the enemy. That being said, the REAL villain in my world is the man who brought DOLLY PARTON to tears over suspected infidelity.

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I will never understand why Hollywood has a bias against stories centering older women cause literally every single lady of age I have ever encountered RADIATES personality and badassery

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I know I’m not the first person to say this but anyone who’s xenophobic or anti-immigration should be disqualified from eating international food

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Trying to be witty is apparently infinitely harder when your circle has multiplied ninefold so until I can think of something funny or insightful to say I will repost a few of my old bangers 🕺

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

OOC, what countries/states are you guys from? 90% of my posts involve US politics or gen z nerd humor and im very curious about my demographics lol (i usually try to avoid engagement farming but since a lot of new folks are finding me today I hope y’all will give me a pass just this once 😂💙)

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Laura Loomer’s Wikipedia page reads like the bio for the character that got an adult swim show with a 4 AM time slot pulled off the air

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Adding this along with President Musk to the list of things we should do to subtly resist 😂

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

HOLY CANNOLI thank you so much @donkoclock.bsky.social for adding me to your list 💙 I will work on follow backs as fast as I can but in the meantime take these complimentary cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Guys be honest with me if you were my 7yo sis/ 5 yo niece/ 4 yo brother would you find this suspicious

Dresser drawer with a TV in the background and three elves on the shelf on an eclectic, colorful castle made primarily of Lego duplo bricks but with some Christmas ornaments mixed in. There is a homemade flag atop the castle and a sign tucked into the drawer that appears to be written by the elves

Crudely printed and cut flag with a photo of the ringleader elf on the shelf on a white background with drawings of the other two (purportedly self portraits) by her side

Close up of the sign where big messy and occasionally backwards purple letters that have been crossed out read “SEEKRIT PLANZ 2 TAK SANTAS THRONE AND TURN IT INTO ELF SITEE”
To the right in minuscule red letters of a different handwriting reads “Bro you’re gonna get us in so much trouble you better stop PLEASE IGNORE HIM SANTA”
Below in another handwriting in green reads “YES IGNORE HIM SANTA HE WAS BEING SILLY WE I MEAN HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING 😇”
Below the green letters in the small red handwriting again reads “This is just a playground”

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Next admin is shaping up to be the Frankensteinian bastard child of a plutocracy and a kakistocracy

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

That old “the butler did it” trope feels a lil classist ngl

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Gonna go touch some grass for the rest of the afternoon I’ll see you lovelies later 💕

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

As an autistic person I can assure you that Aspergers is infinitely less concerning than him being an unhinged egotistical sociopath with $400 billion

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Sometimes I worry that my desire to have my political commentary taken seriously will be undermined by my frequent bouts of swearing or silliness but then I’ll have a thought like this cross my mind and decide I was born to be polymath and master of both fields

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I don’t wish ill on a lot of people but I hope anyone who assumes every pregnancy is a woman’s fault has a really shitty day. Content warning for mentions of SA and infuriated profanity. Please consider blocking this account.

Screenshot of reply section where user asagai.bsky.social writes, “Why does "choice" begin at abortion but not before it? Don't you have a "choice" Not to get pregnant? Are we ignorant of the consequences of having sex? You only pay attention to get rid of what you could avoid because of financial problems? You chose lifestyle over life.”

User Mandate The Ostrich responds, “No, actually. Not everyone has a choice in getting pregnant or not because some people are RAPED and you would rather punish women for having sex whether or not it's consensual than do anything to protect the lives you claim to fucking care about”

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The most brilliant idea I’ve heard in a long ass time

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Laura Loomer’s Wikipedia page reads like the bio for the character that got an adult swim show with a 4 AM time slot pulled off the air

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Watching Moana with the little boy I’m babysitting and he just told me he likes the kakamora (the terrorizing little coconut pirates) and wants to be one for Halloween. Never met a more self aware toddler before 😂

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Mandate the Ostrich @mantheos.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Had a dream last night that my parents’ backyard was an ocean and a great white shark beached itself on their patio and I was trying to save it by rolling it back into the water but I was too late and it suffocated. I’d just like to have a word with whoever’s running my subconscious

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Greg Johnson @gj352.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

If a kakistocracy is the term for hiring the worst people for the leadership jobs, what’s the term for serial sexual abusers who are ALSO the worst people? Gropikakistocroligarchy?

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