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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sovereign of the Porcelain Vessel
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
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Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh My God Dude Nooooo It's Fucking Everywhere I'm So Fuckedddd
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rae! 🌥️ working on zines @zipsunz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shadow play (1/3) art by me, script by @sunkitty143.bsky.social #DELTARUNE
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Jordan Witt @jordannwitt.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween! I drew fanart.
Illustration of a bright blue sheet ghost surrounded by knives in a pumpkin patch at knight. It's fanart of a post made from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission account.
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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Off the Beaten Path
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Another Somari (comms open) @somariblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tails Doll.
Tails Doll (Sonic R)
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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man on toilet @manontoilet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You are w faps to someone out there. Remember that
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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STAR ★’’ @startropica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you feel the sunshine?
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sad,,,
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Muji 0.5mm ballpoint pen on notebook paper. A poorly drawn donkey sits in the grass. The text reads “you have a secret admirer”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Delat (READ excite! 📌) @delatoid.com · 26/09/2026
die wumpus die
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robin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt .
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kirimi-chan 🍣
a stylized 3d render of the sanrio characters kirimi-chan and takuwanwan
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SaraJS @sarajs.games · 22/09/2026
The best thing I contributed to Deltarune Ch5 might honestly just be the 1px head bounce from kris/susie/seth when aqua jumps on them.
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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To be alone with you
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great article on how sheriff's deputies in Durham, N.C. are referring people to ICE for very minor offenses. The cooperation between local cops and the immigration goon squads is a growing stain on America indyweek.com/news/durham-...
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Durham Judicial Officials Are Unnecessarily Putting People on ICE's Radar for Low-Level Crimes
Durham judicial officials flagged people for citizenship checks when they didn’t need to, landing some in ICE custody, INDY found.
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man on toilet @manontoilet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
subjected my friends the other day to what I called "the deltarune sexualization tierlist" and came up with this
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Emmy but SCARY!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWLY DISCOVERED render of N64 Mario coughing in your face
N64 Mario coughing in your face
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✷funkle✷ @funkle420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tumblr doodle request #krusielle #kriselle #krusie #deltarune
sketch comic, top panel shows Susie and Noelle doing homework on Noelle's bedroom couch, both thinking "I wish Kris was here". Bottom panel shows Kris climbing in through the window, and Susie and Noelle both perked up and looked over to them and smile and exclaim "KRIS!"
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ralsei in the halloween outfit from that one temmie art :3 [ daily art streak: 560 || #deltarune ]
ralsei is wearing a pink and white birthday cake costume and holding a bucket with dark candy in it. they are very happy and waving
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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man on toilet @manontoilet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
napstablook's gonna be lookin at my junk as i step out the shower like "oh................... you're dripping water on me................"
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man on toilet @manontoilet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This site's head of trust and safety should probably not be
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 16/09/2026
Always Wanted to Make Love
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 15/09/2026
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
undertale 11
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#deltarune
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man on toilet @manontoilet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I be fawning and shit. Like bad. Like i'm being hunted
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got me throbbing 🧎‍♂️
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⋆˖⁺‧₊⛧𝕻𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖗⛧₊‧⁺˖⋆ @petracore1347.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about American McGee's Alice again
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Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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