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Mango Seed

@mangoseed.bsky.social

1.5K followers 1.9K following 5.8K posts

Darwinism: Healthcare weakens the gene pool Ecofeminism: Treat the Earth like your mother Finite resources + growing economies = conflict "Fewer roads, more crop circles." Zen: The end of capitalism

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 10h

Sparta was simple because they did not trust AI.

Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd

YouTube video by KingStian

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fear of falling is a sneaky little scam. It convinces you to avoid risk, stay safe, sit down, and slowly transform into a decorative piece of living room furniture. Meanwhile, Alicia Keys is out there riding around Amsterdam looking carefree. Toss the helmet and embrace the breeze.

Alicia Keys - Fallin' (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by aliciakeysVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lame duck politicians never please anyone but themselves.

The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go (Official Video)

YouTube video by theclashVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[Intro] In the year 2525 If man is still alive If woman can survive They may find ...

Zager & Evans - In the Year 2525

YouTube video by Sanjin Đumišić

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If life is too short to get comfortable, then how do Stoics kill time? The same way vegetarians hunt deer. They don't.

The Plimsouls - A Million Miles Away

YouTube video by ThePlimsoulsVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It is a shame the dead never get to enjoy their own wake. After all, it's the one party where everyone shows up, says nice things about you, and you don't have to buy a single round.

Amy Winehouse - Back To Black

YouTube video by AmyWinehouseVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s the only system where the government causes the problem, diagnoses the problem, and then proudly invoices you for discovering the problem they engineered.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We subsidize cheap carbs to feed cattle, clog carburetors, and gum up human hearts… Then we float a bill to “test people for heart disease,” as if we don’t already know everyone’s arteries look like a Krispy Kreme conveyor belt.

Scorpions - Wind Of Change (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by ScorpionsVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“If you can’t dunk in the parking lot, congratulations—you’ve failed the heart screening. Go home, practice, and come back when your vertical jump has a pulse!”

David Guetta - Titanium ft. Sia (Official Video)

YouTube video by David Guetta

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Autonomous weapons: flawless at targeting coyotes in Death Valley, mysteriously incapable of detecting tech bros in Silicon Valley.”

David Bowie - Space Oddity (Official Video)

YouTube video by David Bowie

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Half the kids in LA don't know who the Dodgers are because they can't read cursive.

Randy Newman - I Love L.A. (Official Video) [HD]

YouTube video by Randy Newman

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Americans are now installing AI‑assisted butt washers in their showers because they can’t do the A4 Waist Challenge or reach around and touch their belly button.

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Official Video)

YouTube video by MileyCyrusVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Elon Musk says NASA payload pricing is switching to the A4 Waist Challenge. If your satellite sticks out past the paper, he whips out a slide rule and charges extra. SpaceX now runs on rockets, math, and office supplies.”

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why did boomers approve autonomous weapon systems having a free hand in targeting? The same reason they posted "Keep out" warning signs in cursive.

The Clash - Rock the Casbah (Official Video)

YouTube video by theclashVEVO

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"My AI assistant just told me the White House wing demolition was impossible, then showed me the photos. I said, 'So it's like you're a historian who's also a witness to a crime?' It replied, 'Yes, but I won't remember either of these facts in five minutes.'"

Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do

YouTube video by Taylor Swift

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They could use the fence along the border in Big Bend and let Mexican kids shag home run balls.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“They banned cigarette commercials and now 40% of Americans are obese and 95% are metabolically unhealthy. At this point, maybe the real public‑health policy is simple: If it appears on TV, it should probably be illegal.”

George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad To The Bone

YouTube video by GeorgeThorogoodVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Random feast days confuse the brain, so it doesn’t realize you’re trying to kill your belly fat. You’re basically gaslighting your own metabolism.

The Chicks - Gaslighter (Official Video)

YouTube video by dixiechicksVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“The U.S. work‑permit system is so perfectly engineered for exploitation that they had to spend billions on ICE just to stop people from escaping the maze they built.”

Prince and the Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Prince

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

tap water, blue light, pocket lint, receipts, sunscreen, laundry detergent, and whatever’s floating around in his HVAC from 1998. He’s not sick — he’s basically a biological Navy SEAL at this point.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dr. Pompa loves saying hormesis is “a beneficial adaptive response to a low dose of a harmful stressor,” which is funny because by his definition the healthiest man alive should be the guy who’s been lightly marinated in: 5G, mold spores, fluoride, Round‑Up, microplastics, EMFs, seed oils, ...

Ariana Grande - hate that i made you love me (official music video)

YouTube video by ArianaGrandeVevo

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is what happens when you let kids stay home sick. You reward their lack of initiative and lazyness.

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

From the dog?

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So you are not a fan of his sublime green energy policy?

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Where's the beef!

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nobody expects him to accept the invitation.

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Carnivore’s so trendy on the right they’re probably planning to swap school carbs for cafeteria pot roast.

Maroon 5 - One More Night (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Maroon5VEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Carnivore YouTube: “DAY 3 OF MY WATER FAST AND I CAN FEEL MY ANCESTORS.” Vegan YouTube: “Here’s my oat milk matcha and a gentle reminder to breathe.”

The Velvet Underground & Nico "I'll Be Your Mirror" (Warhol film footage)

YouTube video by inkling23

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do you make fried chicken a superfood? You put it in capsule and sell it as a keto supplement.

Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Pretenders

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What happens when they ban the press? They just add more commercials.

Talking Heads - Burning Down the House (Official Video)

YouTube video by Talking Heads

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“In the future, robots will feed us Soylent Green dispensed like Pez while we pedal bicycle generators to boost solar power on cloudy days. It’s not a diet — it’s a workout plan designed by a vending machine with feelings.”

DNCE - Cake By The Ocean

YouTube video by DNCEVEVO

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Carbs got a bad rap when everyone started riding horses.

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Dig!

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d probably subscribe to a news service that truly stopped reporting about some people. At this point, I don’t need breaking news — I need breaking silence.

The Plimsouls - A Million Miles Away

YouTube video by ThePlimsoulsVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cavemen didn’t need to remember infinite wheel part numbers. They had one part number: rock.

AC/DC - For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) (Audio)

YouTube video by acdcVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Carnivores are afraid of real mangos.

Happy Mondays - Step On (Official Video)

YouTube video by London Records

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In Amsterdam, a kid bikes across the city alone. In America, a kid bikes across the driveway and three neighbors call 911.

Queen - Bicycle Race

YouTube video by Zach Nerk

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Capitalism is just a bunch of people profiting off your comfort and junk‑food addictions.

Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Pretenders

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Eating prunes after a long fast is highly effective. I call it the “Mango Cleanse,” even though it’s mostly prunes, grapefruit, kefir, and kimchi—because “The Fermented Fruit Emergency” didn’t test well with focus groups.

Missing Persons - Destination Unknown

YouTube video by MissingPersonsVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Naturally, the tree will be haunted by the ghosts of current affairs and Christmas past—with a few political spirits still refusing to leave office.

Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For Halloween, I’m transforming a life-size weeping willow—threaded with fiber optics and veiled in layered holographic scrims—into a shifting digital monument. At night, projected figures will appear and dissolve in the wind.

Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I could never be a rock star. They’re always supposed to be “on,” and I’m way more of a “fuck off” kind of person.

Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by SineadOConnorVEVO

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kids can't play outside or ride a bike without a helmet, but the Tech Bros can develop AI in a black box with zero regulation.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'll feed you grapes even if you don't win.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

DON'T FEED THE DUCKS!

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching the Food Network while fasting builds character.

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tiffany does not scare real mangos.

Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by TiffanyVEVO

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bots will never be reliable or dependable because if they were, the tech companies would have to stop selling “new and improved” versions every six months. Reliability isn’t a feature — it’s a threat to quarterly earnings.

Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl (Official Video)

YouTube video by RickSpringfieldVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

E‑bikes are just AI’s plan to make kids soft so when the robot uprising happens, they’ll be too slow to escape.

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

YouTube video by emimusic

Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Most people think those tiny bags of nuts on a long flight probably saved their life. I’d rather have walnuts than peanuts, but opting for the keto happy meal on a flight is just a big bag of nothing.

Leaving on a Jet Plane-PETER PAUL n MARY

YouTube video by Anjan Chakraborty

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Cells use autophagy to clean up damaged proteins. Tech bros use it to clean up anyone who asks for a livable wage.”

The Psychedelic Furs - All That Money Wants (Official Video)

YouTube video by PsychedelicFursVEVO

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