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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Autonomous weapons: flawless at targeting coyotes in Death Valley, mysteriously incapable of detecting tech bros in Silicon Valley.”

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David Bowie - Space Oddity (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Americans are now installing AI‑assisted butt washers in their showers because they can’t do the A4 Waist Challenge or reach around and touch their belly button.

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Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why did boomers approve autonomous weapon systems having a free hand in targeting? The same reason they posted "Keep out" warning signs in cursive.

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The Clash - Rock the Casbah (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"My AI assistant just told me the White House wing demolition was impossible, then showed me the photos. I said, 'So it's like you're a historian who's also a witness to a crime?' It replied, 'Yes, but I won't remember either of these facts in five minutes.'"

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Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“They banned cigarette commercials and now 40% of Americans are obese and 95% are metabolically unhealthy. At this point, maybe the real public‑health policy is simple: If it appears on TV, it should probably be illegal.”

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George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad To The Bone

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Random feast days confuse the brain, so it doesn’t realize you’re trying to kill your belly fat. You’re basically gaslighting your own metabolism.

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The Chicks - Gaslighter (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“The U.S. work‑permit system is so perfectly engineered for exploitation that they had to spend billions on ICE just to stop people from escaping the maze they built.”

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Prince and the Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dr. Pompa loves saying hormesis is “a beneficial adaptive response to a low dose of a harmful stressor,” which is funny because by his definition the healthiest man alive should be the guy who’s been lightly marinated in: 5G, mold spores, fluoride, Round‑Up, microplastics, EMFs, seed oils, ...

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Ariana Grande - hate that i made you love me (official music video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Carnivore’s so trendy on the right they’re probably planning to swap school carbs for cafeteria pot roast.

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Maroon 5 - One More Night (Official Music Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Carnivore YouTube: “DAY 3 OF MY WATER FAST AND I CAN FEEL MY ANCESTORS.” Vegan YouTube: “Here’s my oat milk matcha and a gentle reminder to breathe.”

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The Velvet Underground & Nico "I'll Be Your Mirror" (Warhol film footage)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do you make fried chicken a superfood? You put it in capsule and sell it as a keto supplement.

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Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“In the future, robots will feed us Soylent Green dispensed like Pez while we pedal bicycle generators to boost solar power on cloudy days. It’s not a diet — it’s a workout plan designed by a vending machine with feelings.”

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DNCE - Cake By The Ocean

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d probably subscribe to a news service that truly stopped reporting about some people. At this point, I don’t need breaking news — I need breaking silence.

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The Plimsouls - A Million Miles Away

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cavemen didn’t need to remember infinite wheel part numbers. They had one part number: rock.

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AC/DC - For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) (Audio)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In Amsterdam, a kid bikes across the city alone. In America, a kid bikes across the driveway and three neighbors call 911.

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Queen - Bicycle Race

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Capitalism is just a bunch of people profiting off your comfort and junk‑food addictions.

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Pretenders - Brass In Pocket (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Pretenders

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Eating prunes after a long fast is highly effective. I call it the “Mango Cleanse,” even though it’s mostly prunes, grapefruit, kefir, and kimchi—because “The Fermented Fruit Emergency” didn’t test well with focus groups.

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Missing Persons - Destination Unknown

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For Halloween, I’m transforming a life-size weeping willow—threaded with fiber optics and veiled in layered holographic scrims—into a shifting digital monument. At night, projected figures will appear and dissolve in the wind.

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Lady Gaga - The Dead Dance (Official Music Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I could never be a rock star. They’re always supposed to be “on,” and I’m way more of a “fuck off” kind of person.

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Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by SineadOConnorVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bots will never be reliable or dependable because if they were, the tech companies would have to stop selling “new and improved” versions every six months. Reliability isn’t a feature — it’s a threat to quarterly earnings.

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Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

E‑bikes are just AI’s plan to make kids soft so when the robot uprising happens, they’ll be too slow to escape.

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Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Most people think those tiny bags of nuts on a long flight probably saved their life. I’d rather have walnuts than peanuts, but opting for the keto happy meal on a flight is just a big bag of nothing.

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Leaving on a Jet Plane-PETER PAUL n MARY

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“Cells use autophagy to clean up damaged proteins. Tech bros use it to clean up anyone who asks for a livable wage.”

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The Psychedelic Furs - All That Money Wants (Official Video)

YouTube video by PsychedelicFursVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Right to Pedal Act guarantees every American the freedom to ride to the store for more snacks.

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Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The only healthcare I can afford is toothpaste and fasting, and even that I have to ride my bike to the store to get.

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Beck - Loser (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by BeckVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“If most dogs aren’t getting enough exercise, then a prescription for an emotional‑support animal starts to feel less like therapy and more like a doctor‑approved excuse to turn your couch potato lifestyle into a shared medical condition.

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The Chainsmokers - Don't Let Me Down (Official Video) ft. Daya

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If reporters and influencers would just post their Dolphins win predictions upfront, I could save myself from opening their videos. It’d be like filtering out AI hallucinations… but for people.

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Bleachers - Tiny Moves (Official)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

NFL coaches and fantasy football players using AI to fill out their rosters need to be careful — AI still thinks Tua plays for Miami.

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Siouxsie And The Banshees - Dear Prudence (Video)

YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“The Keto Games are proudly sponsored by Carbs Gone Wild—because carbs are non‑essential, wildly dramatic, and insist on representing 70% of your diet even when nobody asked them to.”

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Young The Giant - Different Kind Of Love (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Young the Giant

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It doesn't matter if democracy is saved in America because global warming will just burn it up like a fireworks bought with rent money.

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Linda Ronstadt - It Doesn't Matter Anymore (Live)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Teach you children that "Stranger Danger" was a Regan era CIA plot to manipulate social media and turn them into fat, mindless fucks who are afraid to go outside and ride a bicycle without a helmet.

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7 - Teach your Children - Crosby, Stills and Nash 1970

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Carnivores must be the folks terrified of that rattling pressure‑cooker weight & the steam shooting out while kidney beans cook. They probably got lectin‑poisoned once from a crock pot & declared all vegetables evil. Toughen up. Plants aren’t the enemy — and if they start attacking mangos, we riot.

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Nicki Minaj - Starships (Explicit) (Official Video)

YouTube video by NickiMinajAtVEVO

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Why do you have to go on YouTube to learn about fasting? Because that cure is unprofitable. That will not pay my mortgage!

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David Bowie - Five Years (Live) [Official Video] [HD]

YouTube video by David Bowie

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

🎤 Gumbo, chicken soup, and a beer enter the stomach like three underaged kids sneaking into a bar. The beer gets carded immediately — bouncer takes one look and says, “Nice try, kid. You’re out.” Beer gets tossed back onto the street in under an hour.

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Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) (Official HD Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Poop pills from your favorite social‑media influencers and celebrity wellness Substackers are poised to blast off. Because nothing says “modern health” like paying $49.99 a month to swallow bacteria curated by someone who thinks “gut science” means reading one infographic on Instagram.

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Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (Official Video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

How did the zero‑carb tortilla seduce the cheese? It whispered, “Come closer… I promise I won’t add any carbs.” And the cheese, being a hopeless romantic, melted right into its arms… only to realize the resistant starches got hot and suddenly it was in a full‑carb relationship.

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The Pretenders "I'll Stand By You" 1994 (Audio Remastered)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If Walmart sold every bike in blaze‑orange with a cargo rack and enough reflectors to blind a Hyundai at midnight, America’s traffic problem would disappear overnight.

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Ariana Grande - hate that i made you love me (official music video)

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A fasting pussycat feels no pain because it is fat adapted and can patiently wait for another mouse.

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Faster Pussycat - House Of Pain (Official Video)

YouTube video by Atlantic Records

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m fasting on my birthday, so I can’t accept gifts. Unless it’s cash. Cash has no calories.

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Jessie J - Price Tag ft. B.o.B

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The body loves flipping that metabolic switch — sugar, fat, sugar, fat — like it’s running a tiny biochemical light show. That’s why the Mango Diet is genius. It ignores all that complicated metabolic engineering and just says, “Skip sugar, carbs, AND fat.” Boom. Problem solved.

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Can Mango Help with Weight Loss? Here’s What You Need to Know

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Mango Seed @mangoseed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The Bedtime Scandal of Circadian Sir, Kadie, and Ian all share the same bed. It is quite the scandal. Kadie sleeps in the middle and gets poked from both ends.

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Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (Official Video)

YouTube video by Rough Trade Records

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