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Mandolins, jokes, rants, art, urban planning, we'll see what else.

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Good For Her You Go Girl
Alt: Good For Her
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally, my first attempt at a portrait. A cowboy, Donny Profit with an interesting face and a painting of the Centennial Mills building in Portland being blown up. #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of a man with a handlebar mustache and cowboy hat and the other of a Watertown on a building being demolished.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sketchbook: my sister's dog, Bella and a scene from London #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of a black dog sitting on a staircase and the other of St. Paul's Cathedral in London.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sketchbook: a scene from Trento Italy, a scene from Prague, my friend's cat, George (previously posted) and a scene from Prague. #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of old buildings in Trento Italy and the other of buildings in Prague with Prague cathedral in the background Sketchbook paintings one of a cat in a unicorn costume, looking pissed off and the other of buildings in Prague reflecting on a river.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sketchbook: a winter scene near Walla Walla and the Interstate Firehouse cultural center in Portland. #art #painting
Two sketchbook paintings. One of a wheatfield with mountains in the background and the other of a brick building with a watertower in the background
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More from the sketchbook. A painting of some flowers I saw in Buckman and a study of my sweet baby kitty (may she rest in peace) Elaine. #art #painting
Two sketchbook paintings on of pink flowers on a bush and one of a cat looking quizzical.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe it is because they are famous but they do pull some of the hottest thirds.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this guy waiting for his lunch and thought that he was for you.
A photo of and older man with glasses and a beard.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vote for your favorite.
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nah dude, it's giving James Dean.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Raspberries. When I was a kid we had Raspberry bushes and our dog used to eat the berries off the bush. #painting #art #blueskyart
A painting of raspberries on a yellow plate.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the things I've observed as a cis gay guy is that cis men are handed whatever shitty version of masculinity that the men around them in their childhood offer. I'd urge trans men to reject shitty masculinity and adapt the masculinity that you want.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop what you're doing and look at the new cat!
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should get a day off of work for this.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was once in a meeting where a guy referred to a woman as a "girlboss." Later in the same meeting I called him a "boyboss," and to my surprise he did not like it.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a bit of a crap day but even when its crap its still pretty good.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is that image painted in the style of Giorgia O'Keefe
A painting of President Trump and Secretary Rubio with Trump's neck vagina expressed as an orchid.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did a larger painting of my sweet baby kitty, Elaine (may she rest in peace). #art #blueskyart #painting
A painting of a cat.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So he does understand the meaning of "no."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This will always be the definitive version, a cartoonishly evil Scrooge scared straight.
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Scrooged Bill Murray
Alt: Scrooged with Bill Murray
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The flowers are challenging. #art #blueskyart #painting
A painting of flowers in a yellow vase against a blue background
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyday I tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen. Dolly Parton gave me that.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Size queen.
A wood block print of a man skewered through the butt
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If straight men didn't want me lusting after them, they wouldn't dress like that.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The fact that they construed his remarks as implying a sexual relationship is really telling on themselves.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Little girl at the zoo: "I LOVE FLAMINGOS!" Me to my husband: "She is going to date so many gay men."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A gay person definitely invented clapping. There's no way a straight person came up with that.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tabasco Sauce #art #blueskyart #acrylic #paint
A painting of a bottle of Tabasco sauce.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Oi guv'nah I'll 'av a spot ah tea wi' me sausage."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just observing that nothing I've read about Abdul El-Sayed mentions that he's a public health professional, epidemiologist, and has a doctor of medicine. Everything I read mentions that his parents were immigrants from Egypt.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He's fine. He's not my type but my wedding vows included helping to trim back hair.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes, that's my James Bond.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sometimes when I cross the street I put my hand out to the cars waiting at the light, like I'm training velociraptors.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Whenever I see his stupid pitty-fuck spawned face I think of this headline
Why we miss the WASPs 
Getting stung on my malformed dick is the only way I can feel pleasure, so why are my liberal neighbors taking down those sweet paper fuck hives? By Ross Douthat
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can't speak to articles in the NYTs but Nasr Sheta is on the Board of Standards and Appeals www.nyc.gov/site/bsa/abo...
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Board Composition - BSA
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This makes being gay sound metal as hell. "I'm rebelling by eating Thai food a spooning with my husband while we watch TNG."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Orange Juice art. #art #blueskyart #painting #acrylic
A painting of a glass of orange juice and the jug out of which it was poured.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Legend Of Zelda Botw: Link's Thumbs Up
Alt: Legend Of Zelda Botw: Link's Thumbs Up
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If I answer wrong, does something hot.. I mean bad happen?
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That's some Holden Caulfield energy.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Reminder: a scandal over fire permit approvals for the Turkish consulate in New York was a contributing factor in the fall of the last Mayoral administration. It would be a game of chicken but the laws of New York City do apply to visitors etc.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I did a little study of my friend's cat. Poor George tolerates a lot and I tried to capture his suffering.
A painting of a black cat in a pink unicorn outfit
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why does this news article about Taylor Farms and cyclosporiasis have a picture of Taylor Swift? Does it have something to do with the honeymoon?
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'd watch that guy read the phone book, he's just compelling onscreen.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It is objectively hot.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*Thirsty gay man voice* "hot cock, man."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At this point (married for 6 years) I call him my husband and make hostile, prolonged eye contact with whomever I'm speaking.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Blueberries, refrigerator art. #art #blueskyart #painting
An acrylic painting of blueberries on a red plate.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don't ever let someone say your penis looks weird. All penises look weird, it is part of their charm.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As a 49 year old, this Skeet makes me hard.
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