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Mandolins, jokes, rants, art, urban planning, we'll see what else.

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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 2h
Finally, my first attempt at a portrait. A cowboy, Donny Profit with an interesting face and a painting of the Centennial Mills building in Portland being blown up. #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of a man with a handlebar mustache and cowboy hat and the other of a Watertown on a building being demolished.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 3h
Sketchbook: my sister's dog, Bella and a scene from London #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of a black dog sitting on a staircase and the other of St. Paul's Cathedral in London.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 3h
Sketchbook: a scene from Trento Italy, a scene from Prague, my friend's cat, George (previously posted) and a scene from Prague. #art #painting
Sketchbook paintings. One of old buildings in Trento Italy and the other of buildings in Prague with Prague cathedral in the background Sketchbook paintings one of a cat in a unicorn costume, looking pissed off and the other of buildings in Prague reflecting on a river.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 3h
Sketchbook: a winter scene near Walla Walla and the Interstate Firehouse cultural center in Portland. #art #painting
Two sketchbook paintings. One of a wheatfield with mountains in the background and the other of a brick building with a watertower in the background
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 3h
More from the sketchbook. A painting of some flowers I saw in Buckman and a study of my sweet baby kitty (may she rest in peace) Elaine. #art #painting
Two sketchbook paintings on of pink flowers on a bush and one of a cat looking quizzical.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Raspberries. When I was a kid we had Raspberry bushes and our dog used to eat the berries off the bush. #painting #art #blueskyart
A painting of raspberries on a yellow plate.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop what you're doing and look at the new cat!
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should get a day off of work for this.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did a larger painting of my sweet baby kitty, Elaine (may she rest in peace). #art #blueskyart #painting
A painting of a cat.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The flowers are challenging. #art #blueskyart #painting
A painting of flowers in a yellow vase against a blue background
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyday I tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen. Dolly Parton gave me that.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Little girl at the zoo: "I LOVE FLAMINGOS!" Me to my husband: "She is going to date so many gay men."
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A gay person definitely invented clapping. There's no way a straight person came up with that.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tabasco Sauce #art #blueskyart #acrylic #paint
A painting of a bottle of Tabasco sauce.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just observing that nothing I've read about Abdul El-Sayed mentions that he's a public health professional, epidemiologist, and has a doctor of medicine. Everything I read mentions that his parents were immigrants from Egypt.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sometimes when I cross the street I put my hand out to the cars waiting at the light, like I'm training velociraptors.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Orange Juice art. #art #blueskyart #painting #acrylic
A painting of a glass of orange juice and the jug out of which it was poured.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I did a little study of my friend's cat. Poor George tolerates a lot and I tried to capture his suffering.
A painting of a black cat in a pink unicorn outfit
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why does this news article about Taylor Farms and cyclosporiasis have a picture of Taylor Swift? Does it have something to do with the honeymoon?
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Blueberries, refrigerator art. #art #blueskyart #painting
An acrylic painting of blueberries on a red plate.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In the Walla Walla
A photo of the Marcus Whitman Hotel
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
South Bronx! Fuck yeah!
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Coworker: "how about them Knicks?" Me: "Madison Square Garden is a poorly designed, out of date arena, which is teabagging the busiest transit hub in the nation and owned by a two-bit Bond villain." Coworker: .....
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@hannahpeters.bsky.social this is me every morning.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The false equivalency of a trans person fleeing active discrimination and potential violence to a conservative who wants to talk about politics (i.e. say racist shit) and have lower taxes is really jarring.
npr.org
The red state, blue state divide is real. But it's driven by more than just politics
Recent research suggests there's more going on with "ideological sorting" than simply moving to places that match one's politics. It's often one of many deciding factors, such as taxes or safety.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wanted to paint lemons but my husband said I had to paint something that was in season. #art ##blueskyart #painting
A painting of strawberries in a glass bowl.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Onions! #art #painting #blueskyart
A painting of three onions.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Are they talking about the weather or this picture of Alex de Minaur?
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I saw a pointy-lipped mouse-snatcher #birds #birdwatching
A picture of a bird of prey.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Vegetables! Here we go! #painting #art #acrylics
A painting of vegetables
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's a glitch but a marvelous one. These two headlines ARE related and you won't convince me otherwise.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Avocados! #art #painting
A painting of avacdaos
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
More from the sketchbook. The City Hall in Prague and the Arthur apartment building in Portland, OR. #art #painting #Prague #Portland
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sharing some paintings from the sketchbook. The Iceberg in Walla Walla and Karlštejn Castle in Czechia #painting #art #Czechia
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Back on my bullshit. #art #blueskyart #acrylics
A painting of orange slices
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Don't threaten New Mexico with a good time.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I wonder what kind of virtuous thing he did.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
1918 Flu Pandemic deaths: 50 million; WWI deaths 16 million.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Live! From the Poodle Room in Las Vegas!
media.tenor.com
a white poodle is standing on its hind legs in a cage with other dogs .
ALT: a white poodle is standing on its hind legs in a cage with other dogs .
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I call this "petite medley in a glass" #art ##blueskyart #painting
A painting of cherry tomatoes is a glass.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When we finish a journal we put a bird on it. #art
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Three pears because homophones are not the boss of me. #art #painting #blueskyart
A painting of thee pears.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My painting instructor said this was good enough for the refrigerator.
A painting of a copper kettle.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Art good enough to go on the refrigerator #Art #painting #acrylic
A painting of an apple on the refrigerator.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🎶Twenty-five or six to foooour!🎶
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fan request.
A mandalorian taking a selfie
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the…
Q: What is the film about?

A: The fight to make Rainbow Road less car-centric and more pedestrian-friendly.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
More high art on the refrigerator #art #painting
A monochrome painting of a kitchen hanging on a refrigerator.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Antiprotons now free with your Prime membership.
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mandojokes.bsky.social @mandojokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The best part of being an adult is that I can decide that my art is good enough to put on the refrigerator.
A monochrome painting of a living room
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