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Armando Torres

@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social
1.9K followers 33 following 13 posts

Occasional comedian, constant disappointment.

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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
my partner an asshole for getting me into college ball I used to enjoy life now my mental health revolves around 15 kids from North Carolina I don’t even know where that is WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAR HEEL
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
College basketball is crazy cause you’re just majoring in psychology and now I’m HATING YOUR FUCKING GUTS FOR LOSING US THE GAME FUCK YOU WITHERS I HOPE YOU HAVE A POP QUIZ NEXT WEEK
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Same Brain @samebraintv.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"Rocket League is STUPID" - @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Powers been off for 10 minutes so naturally I’ve started making a list of my most eatable neighbors
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
*The Jurassic Park theme plays as I whip off my sunglasses to admire a roving pack of wild dildos*
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Credit Card.
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Should each Thanksgiving dish be its most flavorful version (like garlic confit mashed potatoes/butter bay leaf rolls/balsamic brussel sprouts) or do some dishes need to be simple to pair with the other more flavorful dishes (a banger turkey or killer mac n cheese)?
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Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social @andrewrosas.bsky.social @theindoorkid.bsky.social I’m sorry how did all of you miss the joke about that guy coming over to give the dog sitter a bone…..or he was going to give them a B-I-*clap*-G-O (though I realize that works better in text due to spelling)
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
New Kendrick, new Father John Misty, great day for East LA, both those of us from here and the kids trying to gentrify us out
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Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
surprised Netflix didn’t cancel this fight after 1 mediocre round
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this foo got the face acne of a teenage boy’s back
Jake Paul’s dumbass face covered in a ton of acne because he’s so geared up
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Armando Torres @mandodoesstuff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
love watching two mexicans beat the shit out of each other and then have nothing but respect for each other what a fight
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