Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 27/11/2025This is actually more interest than most guys show on first dates 1230
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York 0132
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen 2183
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec 0253
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park 1170
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die 5211
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens 1120
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there 1150
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years 16316
Reposted by Andrew RosasA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan. 413833617
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message 0130
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 21/03/2025This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding 3332
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you? 4301
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City 1212
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Friend -Wanna see a show tonight? Me - hell yeah Friend -band goes on at 11. *my body creaks like a Spanish galleon at berth* 2331
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 05/03/2025You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!? 2305
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned 2282
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 15/02/2025A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out theremedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . 0323
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE 2446
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?” No, you just started singing 4462
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 08/02/2025The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight 1583
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed 1250
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025They should invent a successful company that’s not pure and unrepentant evil 5493
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Don’t frown because it’s over, smile because you outlived America 3401
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025*sits in front of the parole board* Hello Sharks 0343
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Love the Democrats bragging about being better Conservatives ghouls. What a thoroughly cooked party 0232
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Other kids actually learning while my smug adhd ass was in “gifted and talented” playing with these shits 5707
Reposted by Andrew RosasWhat A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Folks, @andrewrosas.bsky.social joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Mystery balls on an Aussie beach 🇦🇺 -The world’s thinnest pasta 🍝🔬 -The Japanese PM not being able to smoke 🇯🇵🚬 -& more! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod placesapple.coWhat A Time To Be AliveComedy Podcast · 381 Episodes · Updated Biweekly 191
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Democrats still thinking they can “um actually” the public into seeing the GOP as the frauds they are. “But Trump started the TikTok ban!” Shut the fuck up loser and material improve someone’s life 2412
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 17/01/2025One of my favorite things about this app is people don’t get jokes 1461
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Let this be a lesson kids, you too can smoke 100 cigarettes a day and live to 78. RIP David Lynch 1565
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Dials cracking and steam hissing from the “about to get divorced” machine 1400
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025People who think it’s an arsonist in LA are dumb as shit 2311
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 30/12/2024What they’re not reporting is Jimmy Carter went for a cop’s gun 1333
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Got all my money in a 501k *20 bucks my jean pocket 1260
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Last portrait of the year with the boy himself. 0563
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Everyone in my family likes overdone to slightly burnt popcorn and it so sad they will never see heaven 2330
Andrew Rosas @andrewrosas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Delighted to report that Strong Bad Emails and Teen Girl Squad are still incredibly funny. One of the best things to ever come out of the Internet 3654
