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Dr. Reinheitsgebot

@malzliebchen.bsky.social
1.9K followers 641 following 8K posts

🇩🇪🇨🇿🍻 Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.

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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 41m
And I’m actually really bummed that I didn’t realize I could tap exactly where it is because I thought I was just clicking the neighborhood but, I knew that exact building
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 43m
I just got one round right because it’s literally a block away from my house
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 1h
even cats can’t sit down without a cat climbing into their lap
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1h
Noooooooo, Ditka
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 1h
Excuse me, I’m at work and getting an erection is frowned upon.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 16h
Uhhh and the best fucking character from Jury Duty
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 16h
Gotta defend us from sore muscles
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
absolute mystery how circumcised people shop at aldi
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 22h
Yes but they’re too stupid to realize that
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 23h
And oh man is he a freak. Hoo boy.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 23h
Good news everybody! I now KNOW know the Muffin Man!
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like it, we can light candles at dinner and actually see them and enjoy their light.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brb, gaining full carnal knowledge of the Muffin Man
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think you underestimate how old we are
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The admin of the group wouldn’t know a joke if it hit them in the face
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get 2 teachers together in a room and we will just start bitching together about students and/or admin
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That look on her face in the mugshot is priceless
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whomst amongst us…
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As I was scrolling rather quickly, I thought this was an Italian beef. Turns out I am right, just not in the way that I thought I was originally. 
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Area woman who complains about the existence of bike lanes gets what she asked for and still complains.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy to brew on my system, I make 10 gallons and then we could split a batch
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any bills your insurance doesn’t cover would be eligible for the Crime Victims Compensation Program
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d mash it, lauter it, then throw it in the boil.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually used to do that
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s a UofL bar here?? How have I lived here for 17 years without knowing this??
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, no he’d write a letter to the editor of the trib
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So unless you took even longer than my 5 years, nope.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was there 2004-9
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait, so how old are you and were you at UofL at the same time as me?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also good job mutual that I’m not going to tag
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh man and even avid cyclist Roman Schuster showed up!!
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Although it would be really funny to get to trial and be able to ask the prosecutor, if they actually think it’s bad to wish bad things upon people who support rape. Watch some dipshit fumble that answer.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the entire body is a neat experiment
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Encase them in concrete
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In celebration of Dennis Hastert’s death I’m cooking Eric Kim’s Gochujang Butter Noodles and ROCKING THE FUCK OUT to Steve Winwood.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👏Kat👏 deserves 👏 that 👏 money 👏
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sadly not yellow windows
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peeing on their feet in front of a large crowd is even better
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking beautiful and amazing movie. Watched it with the 5 year old a few months ago
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I threw a like... 65 person party two weeks ago. And cooked all the food for it and made the damn beer. f'ing atlantic.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why don’t I see videos of Jake Lang getting his ass kicked?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sperm Wales 3: The Spermening
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plague is treatable with standard-ass antibiotics…
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your cats eat poop???
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay so did she make the babysitter the captain or stoker?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chicagoans your chance to fling poop at Jake Lang has come!
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Arrows are too complicated for drivers to understand so you expect them to understand what a double yellow line that’s dashed could possibly mean?
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask the zebras how they’re doing for me, please.
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Dr. Reinheitsgebot @malzliebchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d love to smack her side view mirror
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