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Hannah Apuan

@malware.delivery
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software engineer. 💖✨ (go/aws/infra/platform) ✨ currently customer.io 💖 ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨ just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱 denver, co ✨ my opinions are my own. hannahapuan.github.io add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How do we make teaching a sustainable career? We need: 🎒Education budget tied to the defense budget 🎒Teacher minimum wage 🎒Strong teacher unions 🎒Investment in the paraprofessionals that a kid needs to be their best learner and so teachers can focus on teaching
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 20/09/2026
Saw a band today but two of their members were unable to come from Canada into the US. If you’re fortunate enough to have a voice and are still quiet; you’re a part of the problem.
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Gareth J. Greenaway @garethgreenaway.com · 19/09/2026
At least in Water World they had a big ship somewhat full of oil.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 19/09/2026
Turns out we’re going to be closer to Mad Max than Water World
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 19/09/2026
Talked to a guy working today who said he’s sleeping in his car tonight because “he doesn’t live that far” but can’t justify paying for the gas to sleep in his own bed with his wife when he has to come in tomorrow. 👍
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justdeirdre.bsky.social @justdeirdre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Word of the day, pissapointed Being pissed off because some idiot did exactly what you thought he would do
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 18/09/2026
Missing kitties in my life more than usual today.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 17/09/2026
Remembering that time my private alma mater cold called me and told me over 80% of their students were food insecure so I would justify donating to a “feeding students” scholarship. They have a $1.15B endowment btw.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 17/09/2026
If vibecoding your UI means constantly moving buttons and functionality patterns around, please stop 😭 I’m too old to learn where new buttons are
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 17/09/2026
Called United Airlines customer support 3x today only for the next agent to tell me the previous person lied to me. Waiting until tomorrow to find out the third one lied to me. Some absolute bullshit
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 13/09/2026
Man I miss water parks
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 11/09/2026
TIL one of the reasons F1 drivers drink out of those ridiculously long straws is to make sure as many ads as possible remain visible.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 11/09/2026
I still don’t get why they started this NFL season on a Wednesday The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 11/09/2026
Just got a paper cut on my lip from the aluminum foil wrapped around my burger.. Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh
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emily mumfie 🫳👌 @emilymumfie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y'all are sleeping on the truth, btw #secondplanemissed
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 06/09/2026
Still waiting to see the Lightning McQueen safety car.. #f1
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This country was built on the opposition to tyranny...so ICE must be abolished.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/08/2026
i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 04/09/2026
“Hope is for the impoverished” from Chad Powers
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 04/09/2026
“If you love your children, how will they grow up to be tech billionaires”
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 25/08/2026
Trying to decide if I should eat all the beef I can this week or quit beef already. Anyways I’m going to miss beef.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 20/08/2026
God I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 20/08/2026
To all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 20/08/2026
More people need to be talking about what’s happening in Indiana.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 19/08/2026
I really need to stop arguing with people on the internet when they can’t even read a graph correctly..
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 19/08/2026
Tomatoes are so icky
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 19/08/2026
Petition to bring chain emails back
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 17/08/2026
Both the stars of Ice Princess are gone. Going to rewatch the movie tomorrow in honor of them. Not usually pining to celebrities but the movies with her remind me of great memories watching them with my family. I hope she gets the rest she deserves. Re: Hayden Panettiere
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 16/08/2026
youtu.be
If Star Wars had a $10 Budget - Full Movie
YouTube video by Secondhand Movie Co
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 13/08/2026
I think one of the people living near me is a crow whisperer How do I join this crow whispering activity 🐦‍⬛
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 13/08/2026
Told my coworkers that I got married and they all did not break out into applause Do better team
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 05/08/2026
Pay attention to what is happening in Michigan right now. Why were all the polling predictions so wrong? There’s something going on. Stevens is by all accounts trending to underperform in same-day voting. But she is somehow trending ahead in Wayne county vs Oakland county.This doesn’t make sense.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 05/08/2026
People who wait in line for 20 minutes and the need another 10 minutes to decide what they want… what are you doing
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 04/08/2026
Every time I go to the suburbs I feel like that episode of It’s Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis are stuck in the burbs. I WILL NOT EAT DOG
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tomorrow is Election Day in Michigan. If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote on Tuesday. Find your polling place at abdulforsenate.com/vote. Text your family and friends!
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 03/08/2026
Thinking about a girl whom I met and her full middle name was “JohnBenet Ramsey”
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 01/08/2026
Yall I want a Halo-themed tattoo so badly
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Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
ALT: Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
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Jonathan Loves X-Men @jonathanlovesx-men.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I like Emma Frost and I like Samara Weaving. So this is good news to me. In case anyone was wondering.
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Emma Frost X-Men Powers Display
Alt: Emma Frost from the Wolverine and the X-Men cartoon
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 31/07/2026
It's insane how many more recruiters are reaching out to me when I actually have a job than when I didn't. I guess I get it somewhat but it's so depressing.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 31/07/2026
Just finished the new Spiderman movie, it was SO GOOD. It had no right being that amazing! Now I just need to see the Odyssey..
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 29/07/2026
THIS.
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char @accxrdingtochar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oh my god lol
fox 2 local detroit stream shows the “who won tonight’s democratic debate?” with abdul el-sayed is winning 95 vs. 5%
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 28/07/2026
More party parrot always
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Colorful Animated Parrot Changes Hues
ALT: Colorful Animated Parrot Changes Hues
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 22/07/2026
Not going to DEFCON for the first time in many years… but actually so happy I’m not going to be in shoulder to shoulder crowds and 114°F heat.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 22/07/2026
So tired of this heat 🔥😢
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 22/07/2026
Coworker came up with a new term: “botenglish” English that you can tell is from AI bots.
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Hannah Apuan @malware.delivery · 22/07/2026
Missing Hawaiian-style malasadas
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