Reposted by Bid DaveBid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 19/09/2023If you know you know. The modern world explained 1135
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 31/03/2026You can't say zog isn't real anymore any other country passes this law and people would be losing their mind 040
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you. 060
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 10/11/2025This is the ultimate boss of the lib white man. Despicable specimen 060
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 25/09/2025@ffsphinx.bsky.social my famous white is right lineup not the same without sharing it with you 130
Reposted by Bid DaveBrandon Marcello @brandonmarcello.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Sources: The Big 12's board is not interested in adding Memphis to the conference. Memphis drafted a proposal to join the Big 12 that includes providing the conference about $200 million in various sponsorships. 331
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Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Raphael Devers is a problem not like a real team guy like Alex Bregman 000
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 18/12/2024That feeling when your wife asks you why you're drinking before noon 0112
Reposted by Bid DaveMy swag is rediculas 😎💧 @garliccorgi.bsky.social · 24/08/2024I'm right behind you 2434
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 26/08/2024I Wanna Smell👃His Farts💨💨🤢🤤😋So Bad But I Can't n It Hurts😮💨🥴😖I Kno He Got That ButtFunk Between His Hairy Soft Cheeks His Booty Just 🍑🤤🤤I Wanna Smack It Taste It😝Fuck It Kiss It Rub It😘😉My Best Friend🤜🤛My Homie Jaleel But I Can't Be Nasty Cause He Straight 🤦♂️ 040
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 16/08/2024i dont think i’m better than u bc i’m skinny and pretty.. i think im better than u bc my average screen time is two hours and my most used apps are google maps and the green button where you make actual phone calls 3140
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 06/09/2023FYI to high achievers/straight A-ers/gifted and talented-ers, my therapist says a lot of us get existential this time of year because our whole lives revolved around school and our bodies don't know what to do without it. 481
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 17/08/2023the ADHD experience of having close friends decide you’re “too much,” and instead of having a tough conversation (that could strengthen your friendship) they just stop talking to you 120
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 08/08/2023So I Just Found Out 1 Of My Brother's Friend My Friend🤝😎I Found Out This N Don't Take Baths🤤🤤🤤🤔💪😏FUCCCCCKKK I Bet 💰Jaleel Booty STANK 👃😋🤢🥵🥵😈But He Straight 😔😑Lemme Smell👃 n Eat👅 His Hairy Brown Ass Just Once🙏🪄🔮 0203
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 08/08/2023I asked @dwayne.bsky.social if I should keep Austin Riley in dynasty baseball a few years ago and he told me to trade him because he sucks. I'll never forgive him 040
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 02/08/2023I just killed a Million Skeletons so if Skeleton God is real then I am fucked. Then again, if Skeleton God is a skeleton then I think I'm ok 020
Reposted by Bid Davekliff kicksbury @biharikabab.bsky.social · 24/07/2023the ghostly image of the wise old man appears "if the box has a photo of a dog on it it's not cereal" 031
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Connect 2 objects & taunt a dog. "I'M MAKING TOOLS, DOG." The dog can't make tools. Defeat the dog w/ your knowledge of doorknobs. #doghacks 020
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Man gets three blocks from supermarket before pounding the steering wheel in anger, realizing that, once again, he forgot about Dre. 041
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Its not called "reggae" if youre just coughing into a supersoaker and shootin it into peoples mouths. That's not called anything 050
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 01/07/2023I have made it back from Dog Universe, but at a grave cost: I am no longer in Dog Universe. 050
Bid Dave @malwa.bsky.social · 01/07/2023dinners READY! *i stab a hole in bottom of cornflakes box, 5 kids crawl in like spiders jostling for floor cereal i dont even know 2 of them 0313
