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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈

@malorwhatever.bsky.social
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Mal. 33. Lesbian. Non-binary; they/them. Leftist AF. I love weed. 🍃 Sex/kink positive. MDNI. 🔞 Aspiring writer. Vampire lover. Horror enthusiast. 🖤🥀🩸 Beloved by my beloved. 🩷 I have iwtv/tvl brainrot. Tragically there is no cure. 🙂‍↔️

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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 6h
love having an anniversary in the middle of spooky month 🪦 love having a wife that knows this is peak romance 🥹 "A leaf? For me? Thank you." -Frankenstein (2025) 🍁💛🍂 📍: Harrisville, MI. 📷: me 🎵: we fell in love in october- girl in red
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 6h
Happy anniversary, my sweet love. You are, without question, the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'll never have the words to express how deeply, how purely, I love you- but that's okay, because I have the rest of our lives to try. Forever and always. 🥹💛 @bddrix.bsky.social
Kisses!More kisses!
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love going on adventures with @bddrix.bsky.social because wdym some of the best pizza I've ever had could be found at a gas station?!
slice of cheese pizza wrapped in foil
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lmaooooo budgeting skills go so hard that they unlock time travel
Spotify letting me know that my canceled subscription will end on January 1st, 1970
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/32fSZS...
lyrics from my kink is karma
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky season 🖤 #iwtv #iwtvsky
edit of louis and lestat made by me. text reads: "how it feels waking up on October 1st."
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hate all you want but twilight SLAPS this time of year (in honor of hoa hoa season, I present my yahtzee score sheet) where are my rattles 🐀✨️🐀
yahtzee scorecard with the name listed as "the stupid lamb." other handwritten text reads "twilight is good!"
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/6o5sSl... @bddrix.bsky.social 🥹🩷💕💐
lyrics from Anything for You by Ludo
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
brain: bad chronic pain: really bad mood: god awful attitude in spite of it all: cunty 💅
teary lestat
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
moon is pretty✨️💛✨️
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jeffkrisko.bsky.social can't send you pics through dms (booooo) but uh... shitty movie podcast with Walker WHEN? ready for twilight defender season 🐀✨️
twilight "i know what you are" meme
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when its time for @bddrix.bsky.social and I to play our nightly game of Yahtzee
meme of lestat stroking his temple looking exasperated. caption reads "this is how it feels when I try and do basic math"
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pasta with pepper, cheese, garlic, and olive oil
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shared with permission from @bddrix.bsky.social. I took these in the wee hours of the morning (aka 10 or somthing), and I was... floored lookint back. the beauty. the grace. the femininity. my wife is the most stunning woman, inside and out. so soft and gentle, even in sleep. y'all, I love her. 🩷🥹💍
picture of walker asleep on orange bedding. one hand is draped across her chest. second picture of walker asleep on orange bedding. her fingers are still brushing her chest, and her curls are more visible.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mfw im forcrd to discover the consequences of my actions
shocked Pikachu
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's KO47." "KO47... that's what I want to do...... to the president." - @bddrix.bsky.social
order tracker at McDonald's
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi im cute
mirror selfie of mal. they have their hair straightened and are wearing a blue and white ruffled shirt, jeans, and incredibly oversized hoop earrings with pearl accents. a pink candy heart sticker that says "cutie" was added.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love errik miron, #34; the man, the myth, the legend, the GOAT who played for the Ravens for one year and made my FL native mom root for Baltimore. this sweater is a gift from her close friend and I wear it when it feels like fall. ily sticky ricky (and you see why I match with @bddrix.bsky.social)
Mal taking a selfie in the mirror. Theyre wearing a Silence of the Lambs shirt and a black and purple sweater reppping the Ravens
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
forgot to post earlier but baby. princess. cutest in the world. 🥹💛✨️
ollie the tortoiseshell cag laying on the edge of the bed
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the cemetery was not intentional, have this instead
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have been thinking a LOT about making a sw/lewd only bsky. the economy is trash, but my body is/was banging. prices for pics/video will depend but.... is it worth pursuing? lemme know.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Choose your future. Choose life." Trainspotting former addict. vulnerable to suicidal ideation. still here. still fighting.
close up of mals "choose life" tattoo with their ufo tattoo visible under it
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the chokehold that the Apocalypse season of AHS had on me should be studied, jfc. here's me on Halloween 2018 doing a closet cosplay of Michael Langdon, and me wearing my AHS hoodie after my mom's funeral in 2019. came out as non-binary later on in 2019 so thanks to Michael Langon, ig.
selfie of mal in their old medicine cabinet mirror. they had curled their long red hair, applied thick eye makeup including red eyeshadow, and wore a snake ring with a black and white sweater that says "no thanks"selfie of mal in a regular bathroom mirror. their red hair hung long and straight and they were wearing red glasses. their sweater says "not today satan: unless youre Michael Langdon"
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
precious little princess 🥹🌸
my tortoiseshell cat Ollie sitting on the kitchen table in the sun. there's a floral arrangement behind her and a sunbeam cutting through the frame.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"My blood. I did my best with it." 🩸🥀🖤 #tvl #iwtvsky #thevampirelestat
screencap of lestat standing on a balcony edited by me. he's wearing a black flowy robe and looking into the distance. text post overlaid reads:

"messy, stressy, depressy
but nonetheless goddessy ✨️"

my watermark is in the upper right corner
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
post a picture of you from another era
selfie of me from 2020. im wearing lingerie and fishnets and presenting hyper femme because I was in the midst of doing sex work. I also have a floral headband on because I was going for a nymph/fairy vibe. i'm posed on my knees and looking away from the camera with my hair falling over my shoulders.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
45 to 6 victory for the U. the Canes are sooooo back baby! 🧡💚🧡
picture of me as a toddler wearing a Miami hurricanes hat
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
rare win for Amazon prime video I guess?
My Amazon prime video home screen. There's a category that says "romance series" and the second listed title is Interview with the Vampire.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how I wanna be under them titties 😵‍💫
flat squidward meme
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
post something random
a sticker on my water bottle that says "protect trans rights" with the text surrounded by barbed wire
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
alternatively:
same screencap of louis and lestat. this text post reads "they matched each other's freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing."

watermark is in the upper left corner.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Where's Louis?" 🖤 #tvl #iwtvsky #loustat
screencap of louis stroking lestat's neck scar in episode 7 "the failures"

text post overlaid reads "I don't merely love you. I have committed your entire anatomy to memory."

my watermark is in the upper left corner
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm off work until at least Sept. 16th, and my job just released the September calendar for our residents. Every week has a "theme" and the last two themes for the month of September? Football and sunflowers.
Calendar page with weekly themes starting on Sunday: the themes are football and sunflowers. Personal info has been crossed out.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dearly beloved, this ABSOLUTE BEAST, this FUCKING UNIT, has brought us here together today-
tube for a 3G joint. the strain is OG Kush. giant joint out of the tube and running wild and free
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." 🌙✨️
picture of the lunar eclipse in progress. the sky is pitch black and the moon is shady with a tinge of red.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ive been so busy working that ive been forgetting to show off my water bottle sticker collection, which is truly a shame
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"moon, tell me if I could / send my heart up to you? / so, when I die, which I must do / could it shine down here with you?" - 'my love mine all mine' by mitski 💛🌙✨️
zoomed in shot of the moon shining through a tree. the lighting and fog makes the moon seem almost blue in color
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the armand meme in question. a good and true post. 🟠👄🟠
low quality meme of armands face on top of a cat. post reads "its not that he's evil. He lacks empathy and he goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities." 

theres an overlaid image of Hannibal in the corner with a text bubble that reads "I'm this cat's therapist and he's innocent"
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
find someone who loves your incomprehensible brainrot or don't bother @bddrix.bsky.social 🙂‍↔️
text exchange between my girlfriend and I.

gf, in light pink text bubbles: "yessss I love your incomprehensible brainrot 🙂‍↕️" and "you are very very funny 🥰"

me, in dark pink text bubbles: "you say the sweetest things 🥹" and "that's going in the wedding vows 🙂‍↕️" and the final text reads "'I love whatever's wrong with you. I love your incomprehensible brainrot. I guess you'll do.'" the last text has been laugh reacted to.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@bddrix.bsky.social has dubbed this month "Armand-gust" so happy Armand-gust to all who celebrate 🟠👄🟠
pic of the August page of my iwtv calendar. art is by @wisesnail. there's a devil emoji covering personal info written on the calendar.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
was looking up pride stickers for my water bottle and Etsy has confirmed that the blood of akasha is for lesbians 💅
display of pride/specifically lesbian pride themed stickers on Etsy. The bottom right corner is a sparkly sticker that says "I have the Blood of Akasha in me"close up of the "i have the blood of akasha in me" sticker which I am absolutely going to buy
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
physically I am at work, mentally im right here 😭
the vampire lestat album the failures track listing displayed on Spotifyscreenshot of brutal love playing on Spotify
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
forever obsessed with my uwu japanime eyed problematic wife with so many disorders 🟠👄🟠 #tvl #iwtvsky
screencap of armand edited by me. text post overlaid reads "they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so its different." my watermark is in the upper corner.
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
me reading every reaction thought that touches on armand knowing full well I would DIE for that monstrous little gremlin idc idc IDC I stand by my beautiful princess with SO many disorders #tvl #tvlspoilers
assad lurking behind a couch
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
90s child swag ✨️✨️✨️
me as a young child In a velvet suit with a pink bowtie
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me greedily consuming spoilers/reactions when I know full well that I have to go to work and can't watch the ep yet (im having a blast) #tvl
armand laughing and screaming
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
something something I have the blood of akasha in me (unholy amounts of caffeine 🫩)
screencap of lestat saying "I dont want a job, I wanna die" but die is crossed out and replaced with "make silly edits for bsky"
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
me every time:
spongebob and patrick respectfully looking meme
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"blend" -7/13/26 🌱✨️
original poem written by me. text reads:

"do not build our love with stones–
no churches, no cathedrals
do not seek to worship
do not think me above you

look for me in the vines around the stones–
winding ivy
find me in the trees; find me in the forest

I watch you grow–
have watched you my long ancient life
covered in moss
waiting

rest your head upon my roots–
seek my shelter
seek my stability 

blend with me–
branches entwined 
now

and always 

forever your haven–
rest
let me nourish you
for this is how I love you"

my watermark is in the corner
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the brat prince(ss) 🏳️‍🌈 @malorwhatever.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
me casually lurking around fandom spaces until next week when I (finally) get my long awaited armand centered ep so I can once again stand by my canceled wife #tvl #tvlspoilers
assad lurking behind a couch giving side eye
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