Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He's a gym bro that was raised as a gym bro from a race of gym bros and spent a year in the gym with his son. Why WOULDNT he interpret his son turning into a gym bro like him?? And once piccolo set him straight, he immediately went "omg, shit lemme fix this". He got stopped but points for trying. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know we meme the "Goku is a bad father" thing to death but you know what Goku did that most bad anime parents don't do? APOLOGIZED AND TRIED TO FIX THINGS. That sensu bean to Cell thing was bad but that was him reading the room completely wrong and he actively tried to rectify his mistake 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wordle 1,931 5/6 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😑static.klipy.comFreeza VegetaALT: Freeza Vegeta 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"THEY LOVE ME AT THE CHELSEA..."static.klipy.comDisney DodgerALT: Disney Dodger 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wordle 1,930 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HOLY SHIT WHAT A WORD! can't believe I managed to get it. 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Job pet peeve #38: User: "I want thing" Me: "No problem. Write this email. Say these VERY SPECIFIC THINGS THAT I WILL REPEAT 3 TIMES so you can get what you want" User: "Ok" User: *proceeds to not do that* User: "How come I don't get thing??" 020
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just be honest and say you're waiting for a sale like the rest of us. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sega/Atlus: we're not doing the "release a definitive edition" thing anymore. Gamers: we don't believe you Atlus: *doesn't do it for P3R* Atlus: *doesn't do it for Metaphor* Gamers: nope. Not buying the game. When Atlus goes back to doing that bullshit, this will be why. 120
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At a bar alone with a whiskey in hand. There's only one thing to do: DAME DA NE....static.klipy.comKiryu SadALT: Kiryu Sad 111
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reason #73 why going into the office sucks: I gotta act like Chicken George Everytime I speak or else someone in their fucking feelings gets scared by my regular, neutral speaking voice. 010
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ive been eating a lot of fish lately so my brain has been on a lot. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*goes to Twitter for a second* Holy shit it's really braindead over there. *Comes back to this site* Holy shit it's boring here. Fuck the internet; I'm going to touch grass. 120
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have way too many pokemon. So let's Wonder Box some of them away and see what I get! 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As a guy who enjoys the challenge of fixing broken things and-slash-or people, fuck Apple. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every time I work with an iPhone, it's 50/50 on whether things will behave as they should or if it'll be the most miserable experience of my day. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Saw a woman on the train with a pin that said "Kiss my Ace". Which, by definition, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate that. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wordle 1,924 6/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Me and most of my Wordle friends agree: this word sucks. And not even in a funny way: we're all just underwhelmed by it. Including the ones that got it quickly. 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wordle 1,923 6/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ...I may be an idiot. I over thought this one bigly 001
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Streamed two weeks ago for the first time in a while. Lost followers the next day. That's probably a sign. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My birthday is in less than a week. A fact I only remember because I remember birthdays AROUND mine. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Remembering my birthday: a struggle. Remembering the 21st night of September: always.static.klipy.comEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)ALT: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember) 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Screw it, let's talk about Nemona. Your hyper-active, battle hungry rival is a champion from the start. But she wants a fun challenge so she starts over from scratch with the weaker starter from yours just so she can even the playing field. I can't hate her; she's way too charming a champ. 9/10. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh Kieren. You unlucky little shit. The Player takes your favorite mon, sleeps with your sister, becomes the hero of the village that you're a pariah of & then unseats you as champion in front of your whole school! And they CHEERED when it happened! 7.5/10 for putting the battery in your back. Ouch 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Your hair is stupid, you act weird, you lost to my main opp and you keep flirting with me. Stop it! Like Mustard and Peony, you barely count. But Drayton no longer being champion is important to the DLC story so he gets a bit extra. 4.5/10. 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*sigh* I wish I could talk about Nemona instead but she doesn't count as she isn't the TOP champions. Geeta...she has a cool design? Her team is SUPER BAD and the few good mons on her team she uses suboptimally. Very poor showing for a champion & in universe her colleagues don't even like her! 2/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grouping Mustard and Peony together because...you didn't need to have these guys be champions. They're high tier Ace trainer levels and the lore just calls them former champions to add to their "mystique". It doesn't work. Again, show don't tell. Cool DLC characters but as CHAMPIONS? 3/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The second best champion and the only one to come close to Cynthia's level. He's undefeated in universe and while you're adventuring he's actively protecting the Galar region. His team is also pretty balanced. Hi problem is the franchise has to tell you he's HIM. He doesn't need it tbh. 9/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Take Blue. Make his team WORSE. Drain him of any aura he had previously. You're left with...Trace. 1/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alola doesn't have a champion until you (or Ash in the anime) come along. So here's a pic of Professor Kukui. Next. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You are LUCKY a worse champion recently appears because WOW you're underwhelming. No presence in Kalos, a super mid team. Diantha is so bad her kid has to gift her a Rayquaza so she can pose a threat. No wonder you dropped the title off screen. How dare you make Mega Gardevoir look mid. 4/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The final hurrah for Dragon Champions and my preferred Gen 5 champion. We finally get a dragon champ with VARIETY. And right before the fairy types are introduced. Unova is in peace when she's champ so she doesn't travel much but she put in work as a gym leader. Cute theme, scary Haxorus. 7/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alder is a weird champion. He's great at the "representing/protecting his region" part...but BAD at the "Top unbeatable champion" part of the job. By the time you get to him, he already lost! I like big types but a team full of them is asking for trouble. Even if Volcarona is one of them. 6/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/202611/10. Everyone agrees she's the best champion and the majority is correct. Godlike design, god tier team, she's by your side when Giratina attacks. She's the only thing to GET BETTER in the BDSP remakes. Gen 4 was flawed but Cynthia almost makes up for them. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Look diva, you're not a real champion. You're a top tier gym leader. You know it, I know it. But that's ok. You tried. You actually HELPED in Sootopolis when Kyogre AND Groudon attacked. And water is a good type to build around. Especially with a Milotic ace. You were fine for a non-Champion. 6.5/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another champ I'm biased against. His team is supposed to be difficult but if you choose the BEST GEN 3 STARTER FUCK MUDKIP then he's not that difficult. He's also not that present in Hoenn despite it being in a LOT of danger. He kinda leaves it to you and Wallace. Thanks for the beldum but...6.5/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wanna hate this cheater but he's actually a decent champion. Dude ran alongside you in Johto siccing his Dragonite on Team Rocket! Gotta love an active champion. Weird that he's a dragon trainer with only one dragon (THREE TIMES) but at least his other mons look draconic. Rocks & ice go boom. 8/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's you! Adventuring through Mt Silver to find your Gen 1 self at the peak silently challenging you to one last battle is GREAT stuff His team is pretty good too: starters and mons you had to meet in the Kanto games is a good call back. A lead Pikachu is ehh...but it's level 85 so good luck. 8.5/10 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026His name is Blue, not Gary. We're not talking about the anime; get over it. Blue gets points for being the first champion in the series. great plot twist having to fight your rival as a FIFTH trainer in the Elite FOUR. His team is great for a Gen 1/3 team...minus the lead Pidgeot. 8/10 110
Reposted by MalUltima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Leda has proven to me the hottest thing a woman can be is covered in blood. 619810
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Actual bad trope: using Johnny Depp for roles that Johnny Depp is really not suited for. 010