Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Heard there was a violent, toxic warrior woman seeking revenge in this game. So I HAD to get it. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have way too many pokemon. So let's Wonder Box some of them away and see what I get! 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Screw it, let's talk about Nemona. Your hyper-active, battle hungry rival is a champion from the start. But she wants a fun challenge so she starts over from scratch with the weaker starter from yours just so she can even the playing field. I can't hate her; she's way too charming a champ. 9/10. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh Kieren. You unlucky little shit. The Player takes your favorite mon, sleeps with your sister, becomes the hero of the village that you're a pariah of & then unseats you as champion in front of your whole school! And they CHEERED when it happened! 7.5/10 for putting the battery in your back. Ouch 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Your hair is stupid, you act weird, you lost to my main opp and you keep flirting with me. Stop it! Like Mustard and Peony, you barely count. But Drayton no longer being champion is important to the DLC story so he gets a bit extra. 4.5/10. 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*sigh* I wish I could talk about Nemona instead but she doesn't count as she isn't the TOP champions. Geeta...she has a cool design? Her team is SUPER BAD and the few good mons on her team she uses suboptimally. Very poor showing for a champion & in universe her colleagues don't even like her! 2/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grouping Mustard and Peony together because...you didn't need to have these guys be champions. They're high tier Ace trainer levels and the lore just calls them former champions to add to their "mystique". It doesn't work. Again, show don't tell. Cool DLC characters but as CHAMPIONS? 3/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The second best champion and the only one to come close to Cynthia's level. He's undefeated in universe and while you're adventuring he's actively protecting the Galar region. His team is also pretty balanced. Hi problem is the franchise has to tell you he's HIM. He doesn't need it tbh. 9/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Take Blue. Make his team WORSE. Drain him of any aura he had previously. You're left with...Trace. 1/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alola doesn't have a champion until you (or Ash in the anime) come along. So here's a pic of Professor Kukui. Next. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You are LUCKY a worse champion recently appears because WOW you're underwhelming. No presence in Kalos, a super mid team. Diantha is so bad her kid has to gift her a Rayquaza so she can pose a threat. No wonder you dropped the title off screen. How dare you make Mega Gardevoir look mid. 4/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The final hurrah for Dragon Champions and my preferred Gen 5 champion. We finally get a dragon champ with VARIETY. And right before the fairy types are introduced. Unova is in peace when she's champ so she doesn't travel much but she put in work as a gym leader. Cute theme, scary Haxorus. 7/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Alder is a weird champion. He's great at the "representing/protecting his region" part...but BAD at the "Top unbeatable champion" part of the job. By the time you get to him, he already lost! I like big types but a team full of them is asking for trouble. Even if Volcarona is one of them. 6/10. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/202611/10. Everyone agrees she's the best champion and the majority is correct. Godlike design, god tier team, she's by your side when Giratina attacks. She's the only thing to GET BETTER in the BDSP remakes. Gen 4 was flawed but Cynthia almost makes up for them. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Look diva, you're not a real champion. You're a top tier gym leader. You know it, I know it. But that's ok. You tried. You actually HELPED in Sootopolis when Kyogre AND Groudon attacked. And water is a good type to build around. Especially with a Milotic ace. You were fine for a non-Champion. 6.5/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another champ I'm biased against. His team is supposed to be difficult but if you choose the BEST GEN 3 STARTER FUCK MUDKIP then he's not that difficult. He's also not that present in Hoenn despite it being in a LOT of danger. He kinda leaves it to you and Wallace. Thanks for the beldum but...6.5/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I wanna hate this cheater but he's actually a decent champion. Dude ran alongside you in Johto siccing his Dragonite on Team Rocket! Gotta love an active champion. Weird that he's a dragon trainer with only one dragon (THREE TIMES) but at least his other mons look draconic. Rocks & ice go boom. 8/10 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's you! Adventuring through Mt Silver to find your Gen 1 self at the peak silently challenging you to one last battle is GREAT stuff His team is pretty good too: starters and mons you had to meet in the Kanto games is a good call back. A lead Pikachu is ehh...but it's level 85 so good luck. 8.5/10 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026His name is Blue, not Gary. We're not talking about the anime; get over it. Blue gets points for being the first champion in the series. great plot twist having to fight your rival as a FIFTH trainer in the Elite FOUR. His team is great for a Gen 1/3 team...minus the lead Pidgeot. 8/10 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"I like Mega Absol but the inability to use a Scope Lens with Super Luck as a cheese strat makes me sad" Pokemon: "What if I give you extra speed and Sharpness? Guaranteed boosts with the moves you were gonna use anyway!" "...yeah that's pretty sweet". 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 05/09/2026NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER. (Cause you'll feel silly finding out you could've won later. Like this guy) 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A lot of criticism towards later gen pokemon go out the window when you remember this is a Gen 1 Mon. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Left this in the drafts yesterday but the way things are going...someone go check on Stewart and McKellen rq. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 31/07/202617% of 8.9K people need to recover from the lobotomy they suffered at some point of their lives. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Dear Sega: Please keep being fun. I think your last financial report wasn't the best and I want you to know that it's not your fault. Gamers fucking suck at the moment. Do not take that as a sign to stop being fun. You're doing good right now. 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 14/07/2026League of Legends in my face while I'm working? Should've seen this as a sign of how much this day would suck. And the character in question being a toxic PoS doesn't help 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Best part about Crazy Taxi coming back? Everyone potentially learning the best name ever given to a cabbie ever (and third best character in the series) 110
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Did a tier list on the "Like a Dragon" games I've played so far. It is ordered. 010
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Dear Sega: Capcom blocked my number so I'm bothering you now. Re-release these games with their original soundtracks. CHANGE. NOTHING. 000
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 08/04/2026KING SCIZOR WITH THE FLINCH HAX! Which was clutch because I had nothing else to take this guy out. #PokemonChampions 100
Mal @malomal4.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It must suck being an Emboar fan. Pokemon Company repeatedly telling you to drink toilet water must suck. Congrats to Meganium fans i guess. 210
