Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 07/07/2026And yet none of them tried a musty flip, Gold level at best 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/01/2026God I wish I was married to Betty Boop, sorry for impeding @alecrobbins.bsky.social 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 11/01/2026LETS GO, BUFFALO ALL THE WAY THIS TIME. 705848th TIME IS THE CHARM 010
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Is a David Lynch and I guess the food is like crab Rangoon 021
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 06/01/2026But have you considered sleeping for 3-4 hours and then having a hearty eggs and eggs breakfast to start your 9-5 job and then more eggs for your bartending and the just more eggs? 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Step 1: fucking electrocute yourself Step 2: die 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Watching the 2014 Buffalo Sabres was basically the same horror and I did that shit for free 010
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 03/01/2026What is your favorite sandwich and why not a maker of such a delectable handheld 010
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 21/12/2025In not righteous universe is this true, it is fine for 45 seconds. Accept it, it’s just not a good song 020
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 18/12/2025All human mating rituals should be like Birds of Paradise, where the female just sits and watch as a group of flamboyant men do the Macarena and they choose amongst them 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Where I am at is always a bad time to be a hot dog. I may not be starving but I am never not hungry 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/12/2025It shows the French may be spitting fire after all 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/12/2025My favorite beer is the briney melon gosa, sour and salty, would recommend also would recommend watching a movie with us :) 120
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 04/12/2025He wishes to be a Reuben, but is only a weak grilled cheese, not even a good grilled cheese, no cheese 010
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 06/09/2025When protections weaken Nature will respond, we will be destroyed during a nap of this world 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I ate 40 hot dogs today, my stomach is rumbling not due to hunger but due to what will come tomorrow. I would ask you to pray for me but god cannot interfere with what happens next 030
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The only thing that can save the United States is a new Joanna Newsom album…PLEASE 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 24/11/2024If you don’t like someone just shoot them, it’s the American way (tm) 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024A pee pee and dare I even say it, with all the venom in my heart and all the joy within my arms, poo poo 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Follow me…or don’t I don’t give a hoot I’m not your dad. 010
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 18/11/2024This post has been looked and CONFIRMED TRUE by genuine FACT CHECKERS 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It shouldn’t be a hot take but Modest Mouses album The Lonesome Crowded West is their best album 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Yeah but Dunkirk was a goated movie that was underrated…. I’m not sure what my point is but yeah Dunkirk is a good movie 070
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 15/11/2024All my jokes are hysterical, I can hear all the laughing in my head at all times how can I not be side splitting 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I have purchased infowars, I am now turning it from news into a real war of info, first post Kelloggs cereal is made with grains 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 04/10/2023The tadpole in your brain writhes intensely, reacting eagerly to the emergency alert system broadcast. 010
