Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/01/2026God I wish I was married to Betty Boop, sorry for impeding @alecrobbins.bsky.social 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 18/12/2025All human mating rituals should be like Birds of Paradise, where the female just sits and watch as a group of flamboyant men do the Macarena and they choose amongst them 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The only thing that can save the United States is a new Joanna Newsom album…PLEASE 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 24/11/2024If you don’t like someone just shoot them, it’s the American way (tm) 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 19/11/2024A pee pee and dare I even say it, with all the venom in my heart and all the joy within my arms, poo poo 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It shouldn’t be a hot take but Modest Mouses album The Lonesome Crowded West is their best album 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I have purchased infowars, I am now turning it from news into a real war of info, first post Kelloggs cereal is made with grains 000
Mallso the mallso @mallso.bsky.social · 04/10/2023The tadpole in your brain writhes intensely, reacting eagerly to the emergency alert system broadcast. 010
