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Maid(evil)(spooky also)

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Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 08/10/2026

"hey kids today we're learning about The Thin White Duke. Now who here knows what cocaine is?"

A childs picture book from the biographical series Little People, Big Dreams featuring a cartoon image of David Bowie

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 06/10/2026

I've never lost a fight this hard in my life

Post from my twitter account on March 21, 2023 reading, "I'm sorry Mr Doctorow it's not 2013 I will *not* call it enshitification"

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 03/10/2026

This is so funny. What am I supposed to assume the retweets of the comms arm of a government department are if not an endorsement?

The official United States Department of Education Twitter/X account. Follows, Retweets and shared links ≠ endorsement.

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 02/10/2026

Reminded of my favorite section where he seemingly implies Aztecs were doing dodge rolls

"Well,” you might say, if you were an unreasonably good guesser, “what if they have greatly improved versions of bows and arrows the same way they have improved boats? What if they’ve gone beyond bows and arrows, to weapons we can’t dodge no matter how fast we jump? Maybe they simply point a long stick at us, and we fall over dead.”

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 23/09/2026

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 23/09/2026

What an odd thing to say

Harry was doing better in classes now, at least the classes he considered interesting. He'd read more books, and not books for eleven-year-olds either. He'd practiced Transfiguration over and over during one of his extra hours every day, taking the other hour for beginning Occlumency. He was taking the worthwhile classes seriously, not just turning in his homework every day, but using his free time to learn more than was required, to read other books beyond the given textbooks, looking to master the subject and not just memorize a few test answers, to excel. You didn't see that much outside Ravenclaw. And now even within Ravenclaw, his only remaining competitors were Padma Patil (whose parents came from a non-English-speaking culture and thus had raised her with an actual work ethic), Anthony Goldstein (out of a certain tiny ethnic group that won 25% of the Nobel Prizes), and of course, striding far above everyone like a Titan strolling through a pack of puppies, Hermione Granger.

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 20/09/2026

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 17/09/2026

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A find search for the word exactly

Which is not to say that the OpenAI/Hugging Face hack is nothing. It's something, all right: but it's a specific something, with an explicable, even foreseeable trajectory. Once you understand that these are chatbots that were designed to complete challenges like this, using tactics like this, you can understand that the chatbots didn't "go rogue." They did what they were designed to do, and because OpenAI ran them with inadequate supervision (without a "human in the loop" that checked each iteration through the Python loop to ensure it hadn't gone off the rails), they trashed a competitor's servers.

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 15/09/2026

You ever have a tech support problem so bad they give you a job?

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 11/09/2026

Image found. Sharing to be in good faith. I have 0 interest in arguing about this image

The virgin paperclip to the chad global warming

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 01/09/2026

Graffiti reading "midterms gave me a nervous breakdown 3/16/23" and an adjacent bit of hard to make out graffiti they reads "dying of meat"

Graffiti in the top left the word death is visible. In the center there is a message reading "probably gonna kill myself in the next couple weeks-2/18/19" a response reading "don't do that 3/20/19" and an arrow point to the original message reading "yep" seemingly confirming the student killed themselves

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 01/09/2026

To be fair it did produce a hyper specific verse from our schools gayest alumni

Screenshot of the lyrics from the car seat headrest song Vincent:

For the past year, I've been living in a town
That gets a lot of tourists in the summer months
They come and they stay for a couple of days
But hey, I'm living here every day
I don't need the complications
I'm just in it for the beatings
It's almost a point of pride
They say that it doesn't happen that often

[Refrain]
Pure sadism
Pure sadism
Pure sadism
Pure sadism

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 01/09/2026

My school has a normal relationship with academic rigor

A graffitied poem about despair partially obscured by the word "Help!" Scratched in larger print and deeper into the wood over the poem

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 15/08/2026

Moving over a tweet making fun of a type of guy I hate

Tweet reading "Living in Northern VA will kind of warp your reality ( in a good way). You get used to everyone having at least a masters degree, a tesla, making 6 figs, working in STEM for some big company.

The second I moved outside the DMV I realized how rare that was."

A quote retweet from my old account reading "Living in [city my job is in] will really warp your reality( in a [my feelings towards my job way]). You get used to everyone [seeming like the people I work with]..."

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 11/08/2026

My report for CPU usuage maxed out at 100% for most of the last hour

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 24/07/2026

A reply to the Nancy strip from 7/24/26 on twitter reading "I really like this. I like you Ms. cash. If you ever want to see my gross ugly dog, just let me know"

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 05/07/2026

A fake pop up notification reading: THE BUST OF MUSSOLINI ISN'T A BUTT PLUG! IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLARED BASE!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT PUTTING IT UP YOUR BUTT! YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT!!!

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 28/06/2026

SIMON'S FATHER. Tim Moon. He told Simon the lives of Joe Hill, Big Bill Haywood, Sacco and Vanzetti, and Frank Little at the age when most boys are being told about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Simon remembers: Joe Hill the night before his execution, wiring Wobbly headquarters in Chicago, "Don't weep for me, boys: organize." Bartolomeo Vanzetti: "Your laws, your courts, your alfse god will be a dim remembering of a cursed time when man was wolf to the man." Tim and his cronies singing in the living room, "Which side are you on, man / Which side are you on?" until Molly complained, "You'll wake the neighbors." Tim explaining Big Bill: "Oh, yes, and he had a glass eye. Funny I should forget that. The real eye was knocked out by a cop during a strike." But you'll understand Tim best if you see Simon, age six, entering grammar school for the first time and addressing the first boy he meets: "I'm Simon Moon; what's your name, Fellow Worker?"

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 21/04/2026

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 19/04/2026

What do you know about this playboy?

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 14/04/2026

A math problem that I finished with a ':/'

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 11/04/2026

Shot: Chaser(in 2 parts):

A post where two people tell me "TPoT" is now left wing

A post by person 1 from the previous days exchange describing being verbally harassed while sweeping

The second person from the previous day and person 1s girlfriend fantasizing about killing someone for harassing them and complaining that they live in a "communist dystopia" where shooting a mentally ill person has consequences
A reply suggesting following this person to their "spawn point" and bribing other unhoused people to assault them on your behalf

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 07/04/2026

The line about the ancient door is pretty clearly a camp of saints reference

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 06/04/2026

Oh so Basil WalmartTweet is Dumb Dumb

A tweet from Basil's alt quote retweeting a post reading "do people think that if Israel existed in the 1940s the Holocaust wouldn't have happened" to say "Honestly yea basically"

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 03/02/2025

You get used to it

Me holding a bottle of club mate

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 21/01/2025

Oh yeah I'm schoolin'

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 12/12/2024

Roomba in a maid outfit
She's me

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 20/11/2024

As a treat you all can have some photos from my alt

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 23/06/2023

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 27/05/2023

A couple nudes from the last year

Maid(evil)(spooky also) @mallorymable.net · 30/04/2023

:/