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Malik Vallo

@malikvallo.bsky.social
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 19m
Crazy that Pynchon figured this out too
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ended up enjoying the movie a lot but had a similar reaction when I watched it lol
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
man people really do be explaining the joke in the comments on this site huh
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
May we all aspire to his skill level
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bolsheviks in July of 1917
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just got tickets for LA because of this 🫡
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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP Hollywood
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's like going to the event horizon hell dimension but you're doing it willingly and with full knowledge of what's there
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My life of late
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the block that asks "what if we remade the El Prado, Spirit House, Sticky Rice block but even worse"
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
omg it's the one next to Seco lmao
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Infinite Jest ass timeline
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really is exactly what it's like getting together with the boys
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Albumism @albumism.com · 17/09/2026
DJ Shadow released his debut album ‘Endtroducing.....’ 30 years ago on September 16, 1996 album.ink/DJShadowEnd96
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Celebrating 30 Years of DJ Shadow’s Debut Album ‘Endtroducing.....’ (1996)
DJ Shadow’s debut album ‘Endtroducing…..’ was originally released in the UK on September 16, 1996 and in the US November 19, 1996.
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i once told a guy I thought that particular star wars movie was the best one and he sent me part one of his own youtube analysis of why it was the worst movie ever made. It was 4 hours long. Part 1.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Judge Judy Succession Wars of the Middle Century
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/09/2026
yeah man i'd love to play a starcraft open world shooter it's just the boycott-- no no it looks great it's honestly, no fantastic work it's just i have to follow BDS you know, look its been great talking to you
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Lizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
its BlizzCon, you know what that means bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...
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Boycott Microsoft's Xbox
Microsoft is perhaps the most complicit tech company in Israel’s illegal occupation, apartheid regime and ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza – which is why Microsoft is a now pr...
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Master (2012) – Dir by PTA
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Makes sense why they're all pillaging tolkien for their company names
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The god Joey Pants
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a beautiful place where everyone is equal
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me, watching Olivier Assayas' masterpiece Carlos (2010, mini-series version):
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It looks like a fake fan remake of OoT lol
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm just at a place in life where I don't want to argue about things anymore, i just want to say "hey man you're kinda stupid" and move on
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every day I dream of Zohran's nonbinary praetorians marching across the country
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Emily 👉😎👉 PRGE @emkultra64.com · 08/09/2026
The overwhelming thing I feel looking at this Ocarina of Time remake in this present moment is despair. Call it pretentious or doomer behavior or whatever you want. I'm not commenting on whether it's a good game. I just feel a deep sadness knowing people worked so hard for the sake of my "nostalgia"
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Matt Mercer Ganondorf can't hurt you
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
holy shit
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My mom is like one day away from starting a "mom's for Hasan" defense brigade. He's got shooters everywhere.
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She was a CIA spook!!
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“The Shanghai Ravioli Corporation” is William Gibson’s wildest concept yet.
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love that they have enough budget that we each get our own personal circling helicopter
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CORRECT
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Caught an old Fresh Air interview with Tim Curry while out running errands, and I found this anecdote delightful. www.npr.org/2025/03/21/n...
GROSS: How did you get the part?
CURRY: I got the part because I used to work a great deal at a theater in London called The Royal Court. And I guess - they have a little theater upstairs, which seats about 60 people, and I did Brecht there, and I did a sort of Rudyard Kipling show there. And I guess the next show - I did a dreadful musical, a Marxist musical called "Give The Gaffers Time To Love You" with a director who kept saying, Barry, the second act just simply isn't Marxist enough.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
A painted fantasy book cover showing a confident, beautiful white horse in a dark wood clutched by a worried-looking man with long dark hair. The horse is labeled "my favorite genre literature podcast" and the man is labeled "me doing household chores."
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Which interview is this?
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Princess Mononoke when I was 5 basically encoded me for the rest of my life
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Elden Ring is worse than Dark Souls 2
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whenever someone says "a hit dog will holler" I immediately imagine a hitman dog
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's a lost election right there. Just campaign on "bass hates your favorite taco stand" and sail to victory
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/08/2026
i have done what many said is impossible. i have made an order guide for playing the entire kingdom hearts series, for normal people. i hope this can be a helpful resource to at least one person out there:
docs.google.com
Kingdom Hearts: Normal Person Order
Normal Person Order A complete guide for the entire Kingdom Hearts series, in release order, as simply as possible, without missing anything. by headfallsoff Introduction It may feel intimidating to...
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/08/2026
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lmao
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