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Trogdor The Burninator

@maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social
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🇨🇦💪🏼 I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 1h
Hmm. I guess I’ll have to redesign my wings. 😕
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 1h
It is a true pleasure to see you smile like that. I’m so happy for you. ☺️
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 1h
Haven’t seen it. I’ll check it out.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11h
I’d LOVE to see the look on his face right now.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11h
Really? I read the first two many, many years ago. Time for a reread to catch up for the third book.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11h
Damn. I really thought we had a future. *wipes tears off screen 😢
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 12h
The French are looking at you and wondering why there aren’t piles of burning rubble and a bloody guillotine on the front lawn of the White House.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 12h
Good LORD she was an indescribable level of sexy in this role. She’s a really underrated actor.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 12h
This is the point where his handlers tell him the seats behind the curtain are broken and there are 50,000 people waiting outside, crying.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 12h
K. Chernobyl pissed me off. I got about 3/4 through the first episode and damn near stuck knitting needles in my ears. A show SET IN RUSSIA in which every actor has A BRITISH ACCENT?? Gaaaahhhh!!!! 😫
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's mad... how will he write his 'official' letters to the pub landlord now!??
Scene: A close-up photograph of a brown otter named Steve with a serious, almost steely expression.

Text in image:
“To the person who stole Steve’s Microsoft account.  
He will find you.  
You have his Word.”

Also a small watermark in the lower right corner reads: “In Ötter News.”
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 15h
I agree.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 17h
I think this rates as one of the biggest political no-brainers in modern history. Imagine this bulldog with the power of the DOJ going after Trump, his family, and their cohorts and enablers. It really gives you hope, doesn’t it?
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 17h
I have fartled myself awake many times.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 17h
That means a lot coming from such a Bluesky luminary.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 18h
This is fucking brilliant. I could watch it a hundred times.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 18h
I would have made a great house cat. My impression of one is uncanny. My cat thinks I’m a threat to her dominance.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 18h
For Trump? Just another Monday. What I can’t believe is that people still think the sun shines out of his ass, even after hearing shit like this over and over.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
Pretty soon they’re gonna sound like Greg Abbott blaming Anne Richards, ffs.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
Sorry. I made that all about me. I’m really glad to hear things are getting better. I hope you continue to improve. 🙂
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
A diagnosis can definitely be liberating. The first 27 years of my life were really hard. The last 26 have gotten easier as the years have passed. I’m in a really good place now, because I know how to avoid that which makes things harder.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
There are two places a child should feel welcome and safe, no matter what: Home and school.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
I can’t decide which I hate more about Todd Blanche. His incompetence or his arrogance.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20h
Pfft. Icarus was stupid. Crazy glue would have worked much better.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 22h
I only have 561 followers. You must be over the moon.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had never heard of this guy, but when i saw Trump said he was treated badly, that told me all I need to know about him.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They deserve no sympathy and no credit for changing their minds. Vote blue and stop being shitty people. Then, maybe we can have a conversation.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bravery is not the lack of fear. It is the overcoming of fear.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think Letitia James, if possible, should go after the Cornell 7 with state charges, to prevent any pardons coming from the White House.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt.
static.klipy.com
Cute Boy's Big Grin During Haircut
ALT: Cute Boy's Big Grin During Haircut
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had never heard of this guy, but when i saw Trump said he was treated badly, that told me all I need to know about him.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you are a public servant in any way involved with the legislative process and you amass a billion dollar fortune, you should be forced to immediately forfeit your job.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Because fuck you, that’s why” is one of my favourite phrases in the English language. And, potatoes are awesome. Fight the good fight. ✊🏼
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks like he got the shits from drinking raw milk and the farmer won’t answer his DMs.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never would have believed reality tv would have this big of an impact on humanity.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s MUCH easier to get away with if you cremate them first.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These two posts being so close to each other. What a timeline. A technology that can’t get burger orders right is left to be regulated by those who stand to gain the most by its accelerated growth.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. I agree. There’s so much of that. I normally check these kinds of things and 99% of the time, they’re unverifiable.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I figured as much, but didn’t check. I let it slide cuz I was lazy, but my sentiment stands. He is a gem of a human being.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That isn’t refusal. It’s incompetence. His IT team couldn’t get jobs at Best Buy.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t get me started on Greggs.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t trust Gregs. Something about those G’s on either side. Shady bunch, if you ask me.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun story: I saved up money for months for a family trip to Santa Cruz, went to the Santa Cruz skateboard shop, and built my fantasy board. I rode the hell outta that thing for years. One of my greatest childhood memories.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would be the next best thing, for sure.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If drug companies put happy faces on antidepressants, they’d probably work better.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing that will make me sad about his death is that it can only happen once.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing that will make me sad about his death is that it can only happen once.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll agree with you on Sacramento, but I prefer Santa Cruz.
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