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Trogdor The Burninator

@maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social
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🇨🇦💪🏼 I probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 13h
I feel seen. 😌
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 21h
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That sounds like something a man would say. Have they checked her genitals? They seem to be pretty keen on that.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BEE! 😃 I LOVE BEES! Here’s a bee’s bum.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m totally with you. I can’t fix it, but here’s a little something I hope will make you smile.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Greed. It is literally the cause of the vast majority of the world’s problems.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I don’t know about that. He seems to be able to sleep just fine.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These two posts being so close to each other. What a timeline. A technology that can’t get burger orders right is left to be regulated by those who stand to gain the most by its accelerated growth.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nuh uh. This is. Maybe they should meet and hug it out.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am a male with a tramp stamp. My next tattoo will be a do not enter sign on my butt cheek.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t trust AI, but I thought it would be an interesting experiment to ask an opinion of ChatGPT.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
…appropriate action. If a man claiming to be Victor Sentry reaches out to you, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HIM. He is some sort of scammer. Not sure if I’m breaking any rules here, but I’m attaching a screenshot of his profile.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the best I got. I’m at least a “last call” 6 in this one.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also a bee fact: They have the cutest bums.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just did some very rough calculations. That average CEO makes 1250 times that of a minimum wage worker. TWELVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TIMES. Let’s stop comparing them to the median worker’s salary, and tell it like it really is.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think this puts it pretty succinctly.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That last line goes HARD.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just found this on Reddit. Gawd, Dolly, how much more could I possibly love you?? Your heart was bigger than life.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some things that I think everyone should know. 🇨🇦💪🏼
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Too many people mistake our kindness for weakness. That is a dangerous misreading of who we are.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A happy respite from the horrors that drown my feed. 😌
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I almost forgot. Here’s a bee’s bum. 😄
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He’s very handsome! Lucy Furr says hey big boy!
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me too. Here’s a bee’s bum.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AWESOME. Here’s a bee’s bum.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Agreed. Here’s a bee bum.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’ve reached the end of Bluesky. I feel like the internet is trying to tell me something.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A Christmas Story (1983)
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love it. Here’s a rather dapper bee in appreciation.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got banned from Reddit for wishing punishment on an evil man. I really miss r/realbeesfaketophats so I’m posting this. Enjoy.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Anyone else’s feline overlord like to sleep on their clothes? She’s tucked right into my shorts. 😂
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lucy says hello!
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Your floof Lucy looks like my floof Lucy!
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Lucy says: Hi, Atlas. Looking good. 😎
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I bought the whole set of cenobyte figures back in the day because they each had one side of this:
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I thought I would bring receipts.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I cannot believe these words are not a joke. 😔
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No caption needed.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As long you’re not hurting me, or anyone else, I couldn’t give A FUCK how you want to live your life. Giv’er.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I so badly want to read it in Mandy Patinkin’s voice, but it sounds so badass in Zelenskyy’s.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These are some things making me chuckle right now.
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Trogdor The Burninator @maliciousmilkshake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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